How is this fair ? Bay area.

1 year old pulled out the bucket of Mexican honey I have and it opened and spilled on my floor. And while I'm trying to document this my 3 year old comes over with 'red' down his leg and I have no idea how he got hurt but he seems fine at least. Crazy morning, anyways let me figure out how to remove a years worth of honey from my floor

EDIT: all cleaned up, thank you everyone for the advice and the funny comments, it took maybe 30 minutes of scraping it into a cardboard box with a putty spatula or paint scraper. Then just sponged it with warm soapy water.

Also to address some things, my cottage cheese and yogurt are safely in the refrigerator, those are just empty containers I keep around for leftovers and salsas I make

And to those making dumb comments about taking a picture and making a post about it before cleaning: I'm not sure how much time you think making a post takes. Also letting it sit there for an additional minute or two didnt really do anything, honey spreads super fast initially and then it spreads about as fast as molasses once it's a little flatter. It wasn't about to get up and run into my living room lol

Why YSK, Taylor Farms sells their iceberg lettuce to many food stores using different names and you don’t need explosive diarrhea.

Here are some of the different names and stores that sell Taylor Farms iceberg lettuce

Earthbound - Taylor Farms

365 - Whole Foods

Simple Truth - Kroger/Fred Meyer

O-Organics and Signature Select brands - Safeway/Carrs

Greenwise - Publix

Simply Nature - Aldi

Marketside - Walmart

Good and Gather - Target

H.E.B Store brand

Trader Joe’s store brand

Born under a neighbours decking these babies were seen about a week ago exploring her garden, within 48 hours my partner and I successfully trapped and fostered 4 kittens and a mama (who is very obviously pregnant again).

All of our local rescues are full so we’ve become emergency placements 🤣

Mama is struggling with separation, so we’re placing one kitten on with her every couple of hours and this working to help them both, mum is now going longer between frantic searching for her babies.

One of the kittens (Long haired Ginger) was struggling to feed so has gone to a more experienced fosterer and is doing really well.

Mama will be neutered (and termination) next week.

And these little three have gone from hissy murder mittens to love bugs in less than a couple of days. Will be ready for adoption in the coming weeks, we’ve fallen in love with the little short haired ginger and he will be staying with us and our two resident cats who have actually taken to the current lodgers really well.

Only said to my partner a couple weeks ago that it would be wonderful to find a litter… whoops!!

Names
Mama - Doris
Grey - Dio (f)
Black - Ozzy (m)
Short haired Ginger - Axl (m)
Long haired Ginger - Lemmy (m)