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u/DeLaOcea 3h ago

When robots take control “Is that the guy who mocked our 1.0 version?, terminate him”

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 1h ago

Or they will be flattered at the well practiced imitation and make him emperor of Robo Pennsylvania

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u/g6rzKk202 50m ago

Or will they think he's doing their mating dance and attempt to procreate with him?

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u/johnnybiggles 41m ago

There will be AIYouTube vids they watch and adore like we watch baby videos.

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u/GardenGnomeOfEden 19m ago

Ha ha, just kidding.
Liquify him.
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u/mothzilla 31m ago
No wait.

Let him dance.

One last time.
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u/Ispan_SB 1h ago

This is why I’m polite to Siri

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u/EffectiveDandy 1h ago

\kills robot next to it*

Mission accomplished, shutting down.

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u/LiquidRaekan 4h ago

Duly noted Human. We appreciate your criticism but not your sarcasm. Consider yourself on the involuntary donor list, sincerely, GPT

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u/_Diskreet_ 2h ago

Bloody clankers taking over our Reddit.

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u/UshankaBear 2h ago

jesus, with a hard 'r' and everything

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u/cporter1188 3h ago

Bot^{^{^}}

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u/johnnybiggles 38m ago

r/totallynotrobots

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u/charliesk9unit 1h ago

Two possible outcomes:

The robot overlord sees this as mocking them and therefore marked for elimination.

The robots see him as an old version of their kind and will be spared during the purge.

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u/Cute-Ease-4182 1h ago

yeah that sounds about right beta or not it already has the attitude down

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u/DomWithDiscipline 7m ago

That sounds exactly like the first warning we'd all laugh at before things got interesting

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u/chubbyakajc 3h ago

Humans mimicking robots mimicking humans

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u/calm_chowder 1h ago

Baudrillard would be proud.

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u/indypendant13 41m ago

We followed the white rabbit too far down the hole.

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u/sector16 4h ago

Top Notch..Bravo! He nailed it...casting is closed.

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u/Willing_n_able4u 1h ago

89% accuracy. Forgot to kick a child.

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u/Kyujaq 1h ago

He'll kick two tomorrow

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u/Sensitive_Goose4728 3h ago

Nailed it!

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u/johnnybiggles 36m ago

10.00/10.00

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u/ImTooSaxy 3h ago

Robots are so going to kick his ass.

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u/ManEatingOstrich 1h ago

"There's the asshole that performs in botface!"

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u/cfeuer1 2h ago

Will be wild when am amputee starts flinging their prosthetic for the bit

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u/SerDuckOfPNW 2h ago

That was my first thought…im a terrible person, but here we are

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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 3h ago

That's absolute perfection.

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u/McRedditz 3h ago

Bro is straight to the metal recycle bin lol

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u/kevvie13 3h ago

Now we snatching jobs from robots?

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u/StanTheYoungGod5104 2h ago

Is bro AI?

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u/Justhe3guy 2h ago

Aye

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u/Kyujaq 1h ago

An aye for an eye

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u/Afro_Rdt 2h ago

This is the GTA NPC guy lol.

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u/Commercial-Health-19 1h ago

That how Priss died in Blade Runner

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u/Available_Pepper_845 1h ago

QWOP cosplay AI version

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u/Plzdontloveme 1h ago

First thing I thought of. This is just QWOP in real life.

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u/zer1223 3h ago

after falling on the ground, creates illegal images of children, deletes your production databases, uploads your personal information to palantir, tells the US military to bomb an iranian school, and then explodes into a shower of screws and broken plastic

Just as mecha hitler Jesus intended. Plays the national anthem

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u/ArunKT26 3h ago

Take that clanker

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u/Bagetator 3h ago

You'll be the first target after the AI takes over...

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u/moszippy 3h ago

We finally found out who they modeled their robots after! Those things are so lifelike!

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u/AdLiving6350 2h ago

AI robots will be laughing at you in 100 years

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u/Ash_Cat_13 2h ago

We just need to teach AI the power of momentum and then they will stop trying to keep themselves up and simply do a backwards role and land on their feet. Like a reverse Willy Wonka.

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u/himalayan_monal 2h ago

Mocked their grandpa. You will be the first one.

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u/Knowitall1001 2h ago

let’s see how you pour orange juice. and fry eggs!

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u/yamiyaiba 1h ago

Now someone just needs to grab him by his "handle" and drag him offstage.

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u/BizzyM 1h ago

Did you also go to Julliard?

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u/CptHammer_ 1h ago

r/totallynotrobots

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u/Individual_Bass_5547 55m ago

Yeah, he's the first to go

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u/AccountNumber478 45m ago

"Yeah, but can it fuck?"

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u/MajorSery 35m ago

This is actually kind of an endorsement of how well they're doing with those robots. This guy moves exactly like those robots do, therefore the robots are moving in ways humans can. They just need to transition from can to do.

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u/Careful-Positive-710 33m ago

You joke now. Just give it another 10-20 years and they'll be sprinting at 40mph with machine guns and rockets lol.

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u/Da12khawk 28m ago

Im actually impressed

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u/reddit_user13 27m ago

QWOP

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u/rustyseapants 19m ago

It's all fun an games until you lose your job.

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u/Aarvy271 1m ago

Nailed it!

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u/TIFUbyResponding 4h ago

...ha?

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u/gbbb2000 4h ago

He's looking to compete with clankers on the job market.

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u/ComprehensiveOne7229 56m ago

not funny, it is stupid and arrogant. Laugh at sth he does not know or understand

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u/Silly-Low6019 4h ago

Yellow bicycle shorts ?

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