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Modelling scout linked to Jeffrey Epstein found dead in Paris home

https://news.sky.com/story/modelling-scout-linked-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-dead-in-paris-home-13565917
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u/invyros 8h ago

Daniel Siad, whose name appeared thousands of times in the Epstein files, was discovered on Monday in the suburb of Colombes.

The 69-year-old had previously denied any knowledge of Epstein's crimes.

From his Wikipedia:

In 2015, Siad met a 16-year-old New Zealand model and her friend in Paris, forwarded their modeling profiles to Epstein, who deemed them "too old."

So, obviously bullshit.

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u/Dejhavi 7h ago edited 7h ago

Total bullshit

“I had 2 girls from Sweden, a Slovakian, 2 French and [redacted] the Russian, with whom you spoke and a beautiful Chinese named [redacted],” he wrote. Epstein tried to reassure him, writing: “I will reimburse you of course for any expenses.”

Though little known outside the world of modelling, Siad was well connected. He worked as a scout on commission for Jean-Luc Brunel, who was the leading agent in Paris, New York and Miami for more than four decades, and had also scouted for Gérald Marie, the former boss of Elite.
Brunel killed himself in prison in February 2022, having spent 14 months in custody awaiting trial on charges of rape of minors and sexual harassment, which he denied along with any participation in Epstein’s sex trafficking.

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u/MelCharly95 6h ago

He also had connections to a German girl who’s been missing since 2015. It was in the news last month when her name was found in the files..

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 6h ago

Boy, if I had a nickel...

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u/ozzimark 6h ago

For every time these sick fucks managed to kill themselves in prison? You'd legitimately have a lot of nickels.

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u/schwanzweissfoto 5h ago

For every time these sick fucks managed to kill themselves in prison?

McAfee didn't uninstall himself.

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u/Triedfindingname 3h ago

McAfee didn't uninstall himself.

Narraror voice: he never does.

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u/Khaldara 1h ago

“Just give me the malware, it’s way easier to get rid of”

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u/Distinct_Cap_1418 4h ago

Didn't McAfee tell us multiple times that if he were extradited, he'd kill himself?

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u/mebeast227 2h ago

Mossad literally went to his “randomly” exploded home where he claimed to be hiding evidence of federal level heinous activities including trafficking.

The complex he had in Florida explodes, Desantis does some weird joint operation with Mossad to clean it up.

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 2h ago

iirc he also had a compound in Belize that got invaded.

How has there not been a movie made about this guy yet?

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u/Serious-Equal9110 1h ago

There’s an enjoyable documentary on Netflix. Running with the Devil: The Wild World of John McAfee.

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u/Peachydrip 5h ago

For every time a rotten man leading our world is mentioned in the files and nothing happens ? You’d be rich.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 5h ago

So is the FBI and Justice Department providing information to special interests who are arranging to have people like Daniel Siad executed in order to keep things quiet?

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u/My_Work_Accoount 4h ago

More like the Mossad/FSB guys in charge of the whole honeypot operation.

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u/Constant-Plant-9378 3h ago

Ghislaine Maxwell's dad is the one who sold Epstein's dirt to Mossad and the GRU - and they've been using it to manipulate American politicians and business leaders ever since.

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u/Hipsthrough100 3h ago

Don’t forget the CIA

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u/Jodelawifi 5h ago

So convenient that they all seem to kill themselves.

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u/Buntschatten 6h ago

Is anyone surprised that modelling scouts are creeps? I'd bet even most who aren't connected to Epstein are creeps. What kind of person chooses to look for hot teenagers as a job?

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u/dogmaticstar 5h ago

Yeah isn’t that like.. a required qualification?

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u/FirmRoyal 4h ago

Gives me the same vibes as club promoters

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u/MediocreAnalyst2121 4h ago

Club promotes are supposed to be looking for hot women at or above the legal drinking age be it 18/21 since most clubs serve alcohol.

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u/craznazn247 1h ago

A lot of those clubs are free for women since they're used to attract men, who get charged exorbitant amounts.

It's extra scummy since they see the access to women as the product they are selling...they don't have much reason to be extra sure of the woman's age, just that their presence will attract paying men. Appearance is probably all that matters here. Look hot as a woman, look wealthy and ready to spend as a man.

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u/floftie 2h ago

I imagine when you're 23 and you get a job for a modelling agency as a runner or a booker it's a good life, and things get corrupted from there

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u/DurtyKurty 6h ago

Did Brunel also not kill himself?

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u/SCSimmons 5h ago

Yeah, he hanged himself in his jail cell. Sure seems to be a lot of that going around, I guess Ghislaine got a vaccine or something.

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u/Sacaron_R3 4h ago

Either she got a dead mans switch, and they have not been able to find it.

Or she is in high enough regard that they know she won't rat them out.

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u/KubelsKitchen 4h ago

Her lawyer, Todd Blanche’s buddy, said that she was constantly followed around by someone filming her 24/7.

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u/LadyMadonna_x6 4h ago

Funny though, these should be included as evidence turned over in the Epstein Files Transparency Act, but somehow Blanche hasn't produced them.

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u/Locke66 2h ago

I think it's near a certainty she has information stored with her brothers and friends. Imo it seems pretty clear the release of the Epstein birthday book was a warning to Trump and others and it's why she's currently in "Country Club" prison waiting for a pardon at an opportune moment (either the end of Trump's term or when public opinion no longer matters).

It seems very plausible Trump's fixed/mob lawyer Todd Blanche (almost certainly soon to be Trump's Attorney General) arranged it all when he had off the record meetings with her shortly after they first aired.

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u/Allegorist 5h ago

That is clearly the implication here.

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u/WickyNilliams 7h ago

Holy shit, he did an interview with CNN only a month ago and let's just say he did not come across well, at all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4R_XAk_N7c

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u/siraolo 5h ago

He really comes off as a loose end in the interview.

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u/Dull_Job_6372 7h ago

Yeah that’s not a good look

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u/SYSTEM-J 4h ago

I mean Jesus, just look at the sweat patches under his arms.

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u/Doom_Corp 3h ago

God I couldn't even get through the first couple minutes. "It was strictly professional". Yeah and we don't knowingly adopt out pets to animal abusers. If you know someone has been CONVICTED of sexual assault of a minor why would you throw minors at them? Epstein's prison sentence was a time out, not a punishment. The denial has me bursting at the seams with rage.

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u/Indaflow 7h ago

Watched the interview, understand why he is no longer around. 

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u/coconutpiecrust 4h ago

What the fuck.

Just, WHAT? They were all introduced as Victoria's Secret casting directors?! Did they ever cast any of the little girls they abused?!

u/ecodick 15m ago

Not to mention, girls of the age they were recruiting would be WAYYY TO YOUNG for Victoria's Secret!

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u/MachinShin2006 5h ago

, I can see why the dude was taken out (willingly or not). Put him in a SHY for a few days and even a passable detective will get everything out of him

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u/Khaldara 8h ago

US conservatives will be holding a candlelight vigil and memorial service once they’ve finished being chased off the middle school playground for the day

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u/Froggn_Bullfish 7h ago

Oh man I hope this style of discourse starts to take off. Republicans should be synonymous with pedophiles.

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u/SuperSuppleDude 7h ago

They are. They are the Guardians of Pedophiles.

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u/Zurble 6h ago

I call em the Pedophile Protectors

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 6h ago

Re-pedo-clans.

A lot of people don't know that pedophile is spelled with a D.

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u/targetsinmegadeaths 7h ago

They already are. Unless they start out saying something like 'I'm an Eisenhower Republican,' they're most likely a pedo protector.

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u/IuriRom 6h ago

More liberal people who believe in capitalism as a base framework should run as republicans to get a left shift in US politics

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u/rrousseauu 7h ago

To every sane person they are

That’s what happens when you vote for and defend people like that.

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u/restore_democracy 7h ago

College campuses around the country will be required to build statues while airports, streets, and day care centers are renamed in his honor.

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u/Inferno_Zyrack 7h ago

If Lindsey Graham were still alive he’d be practically sucking on their big hard tears.

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u/hexiron 8h ago

Really pulls those 80s/90s shopping mall "modeling services" marketing themselves to young girls and collecting their information and headshots into questions.

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u/thegroovemonkey 7h ago

Pretty sure that John Casablancas is on the list and Julian really hates his dad.

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u/licoricenipple 6h ago

John Casablancas was an open pedophile, saying he preferred "child-women" to adults and "dating" a string of 13-17 year old girls for most of his life. He said that once they grow all their pubic hair, they're haggard.

Donald Trump hired him as Ivanka's modeling agent and trainer when she was 15, and invited him and his underage girlfriend to judge beauty pageants at Trump Tower. At the time, John's girlfriend was starting 8th grade.

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u/jimbobjames 6h ago

Jesus, I just ate and now I want to barf...

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u/WanderingTacoShop 5h ago

fuck, we need to start referring to the victims by what grade they were in school to really hammer the point home more. Somehow saying 8th grade hit me way more viscerally than saying 13 or 14 year old.

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 6h ago

Oh I'd never connected those dots

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u/PoisonTheAI 6h ago

Same here, until now. Yikes!

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u/yabukothestray 7h ago

I could have sworn I also read that there is also an Epstein connection via Leon Black with LifeTouch photography v, or that company that does most school picture day / yearbook photos for k-12 schools in the US. Not sure if that was used in the same way the modeling services were but anything goes with these monsters..

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 7h ago edited 7h ago

There is a connection, but it doesn't seem to be nefarious. LifeTouch is a subsidiary of Shutterfly and there isn't any evidence the connection just goes beyond a giant private equity firm buying up a business with a big portfolio of entities and services.

Look at it this way - what is more likely? A whole company of mega-rich dollar-drainers being directed by the whims of a founder to get pictures of every kid in America and everyone borderline connected to proof of that keeping it a secret...or or a company of mega-rich dollar-drainers enticed by the profit margins created by a shitty photographs with very little overhead costs getting contracts with most every school in America and every mall Santa service to make $55 for potentially the worst picture of your kid all year.

The margins are so insanely high that even though not everyone pays for pictures, you still make enough money to do retakes for free.

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u/Dr_Fortnite 5h ago

This is a huge plot point in Twin Peaks

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u/SeaBuilding3911 7h ago

Nothing will convince me that they were not *all* fronts for those activities.

From the lowest agency to the largest one.

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u/Icy-Lobster-203 6h ago

I think some of them were scams where they would get people to pay money for the headshots/promises of modeling work, but would then just disappear.

Although, realistically, it was probably both.

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u/xteve 7h ago

That's how I feel about churches. They're an essential support system for the perverted and hateful GOP, and if they're not all rife with sexual abuses at least the most serious of them certainly are.

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u/PwmEsq 5h ago

As a former church goer, it may not seem like it from a glance, but there are effectively "left wing" and "right wing" churches.

Theres a few in my area happily flying LGBTQIA+ flags, and others that are very old school roots GOP style.

I dont think your 20 person churches hosted in a middle school cafe are the ones with abuse case when the church is effectively a 4 family potluck.

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u/PerformerDr4867 4h ago

Don’t forget the military, which is the boy grooming version. Train the girls to get raped. Train the boys to get blown up. This is what the GOP thinks is ideal

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u/PoisonTheAI 6h ago

Oh damn, I used to get stopped on the street by dudes asking if I'm a model and giving me their card. Before then, around age 13, an old drunk offered to buy me and my friend beer if we took pictures of our dicks, together. Didn't follow up on that of course.

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u/Optimus_Prime_Day 5h ago

The billionaires are cleaning up all loose ends. I'm curious who they use now to get their pedophile fix?

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u/Sevencer 4h ago

We found out about one Epstein. There are tons of other Epsteins.

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u/TamraLinn 5h ago

Probably bred in captivity on the mega yachts.

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u/AcademiaAntiqua 5h ago edited 4h ago

From his Wikipedia:

In 2015, Siad met a 16-year-old New Zealand model and her friend in Paris, forwarded their modeling profiles to Epstein, who deemed them "too old."

If it makes anyone feel slightly less awful, that article has a couple mistakes and misleading language there. I found the original emails, and the "too old" comment wasn't in direct reference to the New Zealand model or her friend. For that matter, that particular NZ model is pretty well known, and was actually 19 in 2015, not 16. The friend was 18.

(Still insane if Epstein thought she looked "too old," but that specific comment was in reference to a lot of different model profiles that he was sent at the same time, and not just one or two.)

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u/Anthraxious 4h ago

So absolutely nothing of value was lost here.

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u/Softhijs 8h ago

According to this source he denied the allegations yet wanted to tell his side of the story, which unfortunately or 'coincidentally' has not been told yet. 

https://www.nu.nl/buitenland/6403983/vermeende-modellenscout-van-epstein-dood-aangetroffen-in-frankrijk.html

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u/DrDerpberg 7h ago

How long would it take for you to drop everything and address the allegations you're a pedo? Pretty sure I'd find the time in the 20 years or so since everyone found out what Epstein was.

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u/Mansidhe 6h ago

Okay, not defending him, Rest in Piss and all that... but i find myself wondering how one would "address the allegations" successfully even if innocent?

Outside of "I was sent a catalog of obviously underage trafficked girls and I ripped the hard drive from my pc and sent it to the FBI (or whatever the local equivalent is) immediately, here's the delivery reciept" (the objectively correct action and response, for the record), I feel like anything you could say to such a repugnant accusation would be met with "yeah, that's what a pedo WOULD say". Right or wrong, an accusation would be as good as a conviction in the public eye.

I'm probably overthinking it. Just that I had a guy I called a good friend turn out to be a predator of the most disgusting kind, and I'm thinking about what could have happened had I been at his house when he got raided. The evil piece of shit had his (ambiguated, of course) CSAM on the living room media center where I spent countless hours gaming, watching movies, etc so I was regularly interacting with the machine. Makes me ill thinking about it.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 6h ago

He literally found underage girls (models) and sent them to Epstein.

Not only is he bad. He's one of the worst of the whole bunch.

His interviews saying it was one or two 16 year olds don't match up with the thousands of times mentioned in the epstein files. There is nothing that exonerates this man.

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u/FILTHBOT4000 5h ago

There is nothing that exonerates this man.

Nope, and there is far more than enough to implicate him, which makes you really wonder... why didn't the FBI talk to him? I thought Kash Patel said there were no leads, everything was done, nothing to see here? Did Dan Bongino say the same, after swearing for years he'd go after everyone involved?

So curious. So strange. But, I'm sure it's all just a big coincidence, and Trump has fought the full release of the files for well over a year now for very good reasons.

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u/je_kay24 5h ago

We know why the FBI didnt talk to him

It is the same reason why they “accidentally” released victims names while kept the names redacted of those who actually committed the crimes against children

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u/PM_Me_Good_LitRPG 4h ago

why didn't the FBI talk to him

They were busy driving Michael Jackson to suicide.

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u/DrDerpberg 6h ago

Yeah I get it. That's why the line most celebrities came up with was that they didn't know, maybe it was poor judgment but he was just always around and they never really questioned it. Better for people to think you're dumb than evil.

I think you're right that ultimately the facts are what they are. If this guy fed her girls as an "agent" and never clued in that they were not getting modeling gigs out of this guy or dropped off the face of the earth after, there won't be a lot of ways to talk his way out of it. It's easier for celebrities who went to some parties to say there weren't underage girls at those parties.

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u/ThomasVivaldi 5h ago

Coercion, blackmail, violence. Probably not in this case, might've just been greedy.

A network as big as Epstein's is, presumably, is going to have at least some people who aren't a part of it willingly.

Everyone on the internet is a paragon of morality, but in the real world when someone like Epstein says do this and get paid or we frame you and you'll spend the rest of your life in prison labeled as a pedo, most people will go along with it.

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u/Different_Tadpole631 6h ago

Because anything but instantly ripping the hard drive out and sending it to the fbi or local equivalent is what a pedo, or a pedo enabler, would do.

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u/mycondishuns 4h ago

What would addressing it do, other than bring more attention to the allegations? Allegations of being a predator or pedo are one of those things that unless you can prove you aren't (how tf does one even do that?) you are guilty until proven innocent in the eyes of society. Anyone can say "This person did X" in regards to CSA and CSAM, and a very large percentage of people are going to believe it, regardless of evidence or not; it's how these specific types of allegations are treated. Not addressing the allegations is really the only option this dude had. And no, I'm not defending him and his actions as a whole, just his decision to not address the allegations.

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 6h ago

Oh boy. Haven’t they realized yet that killing the person who was going to spill the beans on them makes them look ULTRA SUPER DUPER guilty?

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u/CheeseDonutCat 6h ago

and yet - it keeps happening.

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u/Few-Counter7067 6h ago

With no consequences

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u/CheeseDonutCat 5h ago

Funny how that works.

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u/airship_of_arbitrary 5h ago

America elected Epstein's favourite Pedo President twice.

That's how that works.

Epstein was literally offed in his cell during Trump's first term.

Bill Bar, Trump's former DOJ official had crazy ties to Epstein, his Dad gave Epstein his first job at a kid's school.

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u/PoisonTheAI 6h ago

Yeah but, now he can't spill the beans. And it's a bit like the Russian "fell out a window" theme. They want you to know you'll die if you show the slightest willingness to say anything.

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u/dogmaticstar 5h ago

Better to appear guilty than to have it actually confirmed.

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u/BWWFC 5h ago edited 5h ago

"they" openly run companies and for office... and get investors and funds... "they" dgaf

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u/tawDry_Union2272 8h ago

"modeling scout"

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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u/lindendweller 7h ago edited 6h ago

The unsettling truth is that the public facing side of fashion modelingband advertizing, the "legit" stuff was apparently deeply entertwined with high end escort businesses and outright trafficking.

So the guy could have been "legit" and a crook at the same time.

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u/Pi-ratten 5h ago

, the "legit" stuff was apparently deeply entertwined with high end escort businesses and outright trafficking.

I mean.. that was kinda in th eopen, too.. i remember reading stories in the 90s in regular magazines about the "sex and drugs" in the model business where they described it.

Wolfgang Joop(old German fashion designer) got a shitstorm when he reminisced it 3 years ago after Karl Lagerfelds death

SPIEGEL: What came to an end when Lagerfeld died?

Joop: Fashion as wicked fun. Back when I was still working on Wunderkind, a powerful publishing executive once told me, “If you want good press, you have to send over a few mink coats.” That kind of corruption was normal back then.

SPIEGEL: And do you regret that it’s over?

Joop: I cried when Lagerfeld died because that world was so wonderfully frivolous and frigid. Everything was for sale. The agencies would hand over the keys to the rooms of models who weren’t bringing in as much money to rich men. And if a girl complained, they’d say, “We can do without you, too.”

SPIEGEL: That’s terrible!

Joop: Yes. But the fashion world is only truly beautiful when sin is part of it, too.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

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u/EmperorAcinonyx 5h ago

he just said that to an interviewer with his whole chest???????

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u/Pi-ratten 5h ago

yes😬 Which in my eyes shows that he sees absolutely nothing wrong with it...

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u/MirrorComputingRulez 3h ago

I mean not just "in your eyes," he explicitly said that

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u/Briak 3h ago

Joop: Yes. But the fashion world is only truly beautiful when sin is part of it, too.

And I'm sure the many victims of these crimes would share that opinion 🙄

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u/GoldenBrownApples 7h ago

Okay but as a kid who did pageants, growing up in the 90's, it was not even a secret that these girls were being whored out. It was part and parcel of the "job" as I understood it as a six year old in that space. My own grandmother told me in no uncertain terms that she was one of the only things standing in the way of me getting raped by rich men. I have memories of being drugged as a child and waking up to things my brain still can't comprehend. I knew the phrase "lay back and think of England" and what that meant. The fact that people are just now going "wait that's bad" is wild to me as an adult who grew up in that world. This wasn't some "low down scoundreling" this was the business as presented to everyone on it. Any parents who let their children do this are the problem, because they knew. They knew they were selling their kids and they chose money over their own flesh and blood.

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u/PerformerDr4867 3h ago

Kid sales. “I’m Glad My Mom Died” by Jeanette McCurdy is super enlightening to this problem

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u/Smooth_Storm_9698 2h ago

I'm so sorry.

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u/GoldenBrownApples 2h ago

You have nothing to be sorry for friend. But I appreciate your comment. :)

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u/paintinpitchforkred 3h ago

Correct about everything except the word "was". Do not believe anyone who says the industry has gotten better. 

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u/Icy-Banana-3291 6h ago

Human trafficker is just so uncouth. They prefer modeling scout.

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u/Available_Border1075 6h ago

He’s a scout for something alright

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u/Sheikhabusosa 8h ago

At this point after the epstein stuff , "modelling scout " just seems like a fancier way of saying pimp

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u/stickyWithWhiskey 7h ago

🌎👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/F9-0021 7h ago

More like legal human trafficker.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 6h ago

What he was doing was not legal at all. It's just human trafficking.

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u/Dale92 5h ago

If there's no penalty for doing it then isn't it legal?

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u/mulubmug 5h ago

Always has been. That goes for the entire modelling and fashion industry. It is a predatory facade to abuse beautiful women (and men). Just a couple of years ago one of Germanys most famous fashion designers, Wolfgang Joop, publicly lamented how bad the modern times are because back in the day as a designer you were just handed the hotel keys to the models rooms and could do with them what you wanted, and that is no longer the case. He was actually sad about the change and talked about some retro gaming nerd missing the good old days. And for some reason that still riles me up that guy is still in business. His statements were just waved away as what Americans would call old guy lockerroom talk.

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u/freixe 4h ago

I think everyone vastly underestimates how many people also wish they could get away doing these things with no consequence.

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u/Prasiatko 7h ago

Now now they were also skilled at human trafficking. 

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u/Bodymaster 6h ago

Child rapist. If you're facilitating it, you might as well own it.

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u/henningbaer 6h ago

Well for some it already did before.

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u/TheBlazingFire123 8h ago

Model scout is just a professional pedophile

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u/Dejhavi 7h ago edited 5h ago

Daniel Siad worked for Jean-Luc Brunel,a known model scout and sex trafficker

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u/Therailwaykat_1980 7h ago

Also dead.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 6h ago

He committed suicide because he was going to get incarcerated for his crimes.

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u/RandyHoward 3h ago

Died by suicide while in prison awaiting trial. Sound familiar?

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u/Safe-Heat1644 8h ago

To quote Rachel McAdams 'oh no, he died'

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u/Spidersonic 7h ago

Game Night is an hilarious film. She's like a dolphin in it.

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u/age_87 7h ago

I just watch that movie for the first time the other day, and it was way funnier than I thought it was going to be.

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u/AnticPosition 7h ago

Saw it on a plane a few weeks ago.

Same! It was like if The Game (with Michael Douglas) was a comedy. 

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u/AWorldwithoutSin 6h ago

Saw it on a plane a few weeks ago.

How can that be profitable for Frito-lay?

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u/Buntschatten 6h ago

I just lost the Game...

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u/Newell00 5h ago

I was surprised Jesse Plemons was the standout for most laughs for me with that cast in a comedy movie. Guy can do anything.

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u/OdBx 5h ago

“H” isn’t a vowel.

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u/kitjen 6h ago

''Mr President, can we get your thoughts on recent news that the Iran war has already cost close to 40 billion dollars.''

''I never met Daniel Siad and had nothing to do with his murder.''

''What.''

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u/pcw3187 8h ago

This feels like breaking bad and Walt calling for all the hits necessary

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u/2020SucksDonkey 8h ago

At least Walt and Jessie insisted "No kids"

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u/Omatzus 8h ago

Fuck Todd

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u/KingoftheMongoose 8h ago

Except IRL, the bad guys are like “fuck todds” ☹️

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u/gogoluke 8h ago

No. They are Todd...

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u/crytol 7h ago

Short for toddler

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u/anotherthrow25 7h ago

Well, until Walt poisoned one.

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u/spreta 7h ago

Didn’t Walt poison a kid?

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u/sean_psc 8h ago

Because there was some urgency to kill this guy who has been completely free to talk at any time for a decade?

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u/Peer1677 6h ago

There was actually. A few months ago and investigation done by Der Spiegel in Germany linked him and Epstein to a missing girl from about a decade ago, with Said talking about her specifically to Epstein.

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u/Psycle_Panda 8h ago

Remember that unsettling Bill Gates answer about Epstein being dead now, so people need to think about that? Just because some guy could talk doesn't mean he should talk and that dead guy? He should have thought harder.

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u/CuteComplaint5542 6h ago

Hey isn't that Trump guy linked to Epstein? 

Didn't that Trump guy also purchase a teen beauty pageant? 

I wonder if that Trump guy is a trafficker who raped underage girls all the time. Maybe we should investigate him. 

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u/takes_joke_literally 3h ago

Kinetic sanctions

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u/Alleandros 7h ago

Other countries have begun their Epstein investigations so now loose ends need to be taken care of.

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u/MrsNoodleMcDoodle 6h ago

The modeling industry is primarily a front for human trafficking.

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u/logicalnutty 3h ago

It may be true but almost every major clothing, sportswear, footwear, etc brand uses models. For me it’s hard to say “primarily”.

Maybe human traffickers primarily use modeling as a front, would be more accurate.

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u/jadedflames 5h ago

Sure does seem like a lot of Epstein associates suddenly die as soon as they suggest they want to share what they know...

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u/PoulanWeedEaterBowl 8h ago

The old heart attack pellet gun. They've been favoring that one lately.

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u/Old-Employ-6530 6h ago

Can you explain that?

Genuinely asking since im out of the loop

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u/blindinganusofhope 6h ago

During the Cold War the CIA disclosed that they have a dart gun that fires frozen ice containing lethal shellfish toxin saxitoxin. Once inside the victim, the dart melts leaving nothing behind but a tiny red mark and resulting in a seemingly natural fatal heart attack.

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u/kaithana 4h ago

Not saying this one isn’t possible but I recall seeing multiple times where people tried to create an “ice gun” of some kind and the ice just didn’t hold up to the forces exerted on it.

The CIA and other spy agencies lie about as much as they’re honest, it’s an important part of espionage.

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 8h ago

It's nice to see the classics again.

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u/New_Housing785 8h ago

Daniel Siad didn't kill himself. There got that out of the way.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 8h ago

Exactly.

While we are on it, he also didn’t just happen to fall down the stairs, so don’t bother burying him on your golf course.

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u/ClarkeBrower 8h ago

And it just so happened all cameras weren’t working, either. Whoopsies

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u/Deaffin 7h ago

Correct. He's a 70 year old who had a heart attack.

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u/Berlin_Blues 7h ago

I wonder if everyone here saying some form of, "this isn't newsworthy" is also MAGA supporters.

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u/StrikeMyGyatt 7h ago

50/50.

on one hand this really isnt "newsworthy" to the public eye as the piece of shit hasn't stood trial and been convicted of anything.

on the other hand...it's pretty damn obvious he was a piece of shit and got let off easy.

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u/AvailableReporter484 5h ago

> quick, everyone pay attention to trumps 50th impeachment or his weird shit at the World Cup

> conservatives, please continue doing the amazing work you’re doing by not paying attention to anything relatively important. Please keep focusing on all the post op mtf trans 4 year olds that you read about on Facebook and newsman, which, btw, are 100% real

> please continue to ignore the real ass shit that we ought to be paying attention to

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u/LordLucian 7h ago

Sounds like a cleanup crew tying up loose ends to me.

I genuinely think epstein and those he was involved with have gotten away with it all, the only thing the fear is the angry mob they keep docile.

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u/Thazuk 4h ago

Every time someone’s from the Epstein story dies I think that someone is trying to clean up

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u/Badaxe13 8h ago

I wonder if someone is working through a list here.

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u/nnyzim 7h ago

loose ends sink lips or some shit.

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u/rafinsf 7h ago

The shit that 28 year old has seen.

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u/red_fuel 6h ago

Why was she his roommate??

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u/FreeDependent9 5h ago

The billionaires are cleaning house. That’s why Blanche left victims names in the released files, give the billionaires a head start on getting their stories straight and buying off or killing potential witnesses against them

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u/izwald88 6h ago

Just saw an interview with this guy like last month. Seemed like a real piece of shit.

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u/PurpleV93 5h ago

The world needs more dead pedophiles, because living ones remain free, if they're wealthy enough.

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u/UmberJamber 5h ago

Although...it might be good to keep a few alive long enough to expose others...

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u/ExternalObjective641 5h ago

Another friend of Trump dead.

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u/Electrical-Bee-7362 7h ago

Conservatives are in shambles another pedophile is dead 

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u/Captain_Vegetable 6h ago

This is the second time a French modeling scout who had been linked to Epstein killed themselves in Paris. Jean-Luc Brunel hung himself in his jail cell there in 2022.

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 4h ago

self inflicted cardiac arrest?

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u/omfgeometry 7h ago

mossad/cia got to him?

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u/bluris 2h ago

Yeah, old people never die of natural causes, this need to be looked into.

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u/Soffatjockis 7h ago

Very high probability

See if his phone and computer is wiped/missing.

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u/BaconSarnie2025 4h ago

Modelling Scout ? - like the one that imported Melania for trump.

The other French guy who lived in Trump Tower also died. Of suicide in prison.

Trump cleaning house.

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u/Bennely 4h ago

John Casablancas, Elite Model Management, Trump, Epstein, Jean-Luc Brunel. Those are the names. Trump supported JC and EMM directly. JLB and JC were connected to JE. If you're interested, it's right there. There was a video released a while ago about a model search for EMM in the 90s where Trump is front and center. The country is led by predators.

Kashoggi? Connected. FIFA? Connected.

I'm just an anonymous person, I don't matter.

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u/califcondor 4h ago

Trafficking humans “Modeling scout”

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u/JJscribbles 1h ago

I bet he had links to Trump too

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u/eezyE4free 8h ago

Did Jeff run a modeling agency? No? Then why would he be paying a modeling scout?

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u/pfool 7h ago

Jeff both financed his own agency with Brunel (named MC² Model Management) and invested/paid into others for access.

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u/isatai-i 6h ago

Don't forget the connection to Les Wexner (Abercrombie & Fitch, Victoria's Secret):

In February 2026, Representative Ro Khanna revealed that the FBI had once listed Wexner as a potential Epstein co-conspirator.[4] Wexner has denied involvement in any of Epstein's offending, and according to Epstein victim's lawyer Brad Edwards, there is no evidence to suggest Wexner was in the company of Epstein during his crimes.[5] In April 2026, several women who were victims of Epstein would file lawsuits against Les Wexner and the Wexner Foundation which alleged Wexner helped fund Epstein's sex trafficking network with $200 million he gave to Epstein from 1987 to 2007.[6]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relationship_of_Les_Wexner_and_Jeffrey_Epstein

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u/OldMcFart 5h ago

Suicide by ten shots in the back of his head?

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u/no1_vern 5h ago

How MANY times must a man be accused of raping women before the authorities arrest him, or at least, start paying attention?

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u/ZenMasterOfDisguise 4h ago

The Paris prosecutors office opened a case to investigate his ties to Epstein in February of this year, they were actively investigating him

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/02/14/world/europe/france-epstein-files.html

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u/Miguel-odon 4h ago

Someone cleaning up loose ends.

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u/jenny_905 3h ago

Just the Epstein class tidying up some loose ends, apparently this is all fine.

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u/TechnicalDecision160 2h ago

Holy shit, wasn't this guy just interviewed not long ago by a journalist, sweaty pits and all??!!

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u/Allofthiswilhapenagn 2h ago

Covering up the evidence

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u/Vix014 1h ago

Really makes you wonder why they're keeping Ghisaline alive.

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u/Royal-Damage-7840 7h ago

I'm shocked! Absolutely shocked! Well, not that shocked.

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u/QuietKale4477 3h ago edited 1h ago

“ Stabbed in the back of the head 16 times, FBI says it’s the worst case of suicide they have ever seen”

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u/chocolatechipbagels 6h ago

why was he in his paris home and not a jail cell

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u/redzeusky 4h ago

Tangential- but why was Steve Bannon working to resuscitate Epsteins public image in the last year of Epsteins life?

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u/The_best_is_yet 4h ago

Also tangential- who is the new Epstein? Someone is going to fill that void with him being gone.

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u/dmendro 6h ago

Trump: Nothing to see here.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 6h ago

Trump is having everyone eliminated

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u/Ok-Serve4645 3h ago

A lot of names on that list seem to be dying of natural causes. Almost as if it wasn’t natural at all.