r/SipsTea 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days

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u/Mindless-Platypus-75 19h ago

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 16h ago

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 14h ago

This shit was so funny

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u/Beginning-Living-440 13h ago

Was just letting her know he's down

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u/NerdyPlatypus206 12h ago

I didn’t mean that I was trying to make fun of him for his condition, I just mean overall funny lol

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u/spearmint_flyer 17h ago

I too find peace deep in this white girls ass. Am I a dog?

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u/Supadoplex 19h ago

This video is just a psyop for increasing recruitment.

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u/9447044 19h ago

Theres subliminal, liminal and Superliminal

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u/SimmentalTheCow 19h ago

Hey! Join the Navy!

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u/doberman8 18h ago

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u/Impressive_Bar_4653 18h ago

The YMCA, the Navy there wasn't anything these guys couldn't recruit for.

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u/Spear_Ritual 18h ago

What’s a poop deck?

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u/yournamehere10bucks 18h ago

I like the cut of your jib!

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u/Right_Count 18h ago

I used “super liminal” in a high school essay not long after that episode came out and got a very high grade lol

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u/terran_cell 19h ago

Marine here, this is real and IT FUCKING SUCKS

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u/GoneAWOL1 18h ago

Looks like there's more sniffing than sucking here

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u/Known-Wolf8672 18h ago

Army here this shit sucks. The asu's and ocp's are rough as fuck and that poor dude lost skin off his nose. Also dudes legs vs women's legs whole different ball game. Them thick thighs will make your arms cry.

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u/Ragnarok314159 17h ago

“Ok, assholes. I mean soldiers. Today’s safety brief didn’t need to happen, but here we are. It’s titled “keep your tongue in your mouth during PT”, and yes there will be a test at the end”

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u/Known-Wolf8672 16h ago

If it's raw you are fucked.

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u/soul_motor 7h ago

I have to ask, what is the purpose of this "exercise?" Can it be achieved in non-homoerotic ways?

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago

I never saw this in my time, also you are never in contact with women! Maybe you were a San Diego Marine ;)

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u/BlankPaperTiger 18h ago

My buddy was a san Diego Marine. He said they couldn't even look in the direction of the female trainees without getting yelled at. But that was like 20 years ago, maybe times have changed.

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago

Yeh, we east coast Marines like to jab at the Hollywood Marines.. But yes we were told not to look at them and to imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise! Sorry not PC but has stuck with me ;)

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u/DiamondContent2011 18h ago

Man, we couldn't even acknowledge FM's existing on PI back in '88. Wasn't until I got to Camp LeJeune for PFR School that I actually saw one up-close.... 🤣

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 17h ago

Mmmmm mayonnaise….lol

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u/Jemie_Bridges 16h ago

Oh your enlistment sucked! I was in Air Force and got a sister Flight. So a hundred hot fit chicks, and that was just in Basic.

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 16h ago

Congratulations on your stationary bike riding skills, and yeah, I’m a little jealous of the perks of the AF ;)

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u/justthankyous 18h ago

Not true, this is a legitimate military exercise.

The soldiers are just following the Secretary of War's directive by checking each other's testosterone levels

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u/PsyopVet 18h ago

And it’s working…

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u/Case609 18h ago

I almost re enlisted. Good looking out bro cause with my luck she'd be 275 lbs from west Virginia with questionable ancestry lol

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u/Novel-Special5114 19h ago

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u/MorbidandBack 19h ago

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u/ripley1875 18h ago

The behind the scenes clip for this always gets me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2NViadCEmRE

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u/E-money420 19h ago edited 17h ago

Bery werr I wirr eat the cuttlefeesh!

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 18h ago

I ate Taco Bell it’s coming out spicy

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u/Possible_Report_5908 18h ago

Ah shit! I have to shit!

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 14h ago

Ooh No! Cuttlefeesh is about to come out of assho! Horu on Kyru! It’s going to be rough!

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u/IndependenceMurky850 18h ago

I saw this before I saw the actual movie and afterwards I simply couldn't take the film seriously

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u/obed_duff 18h ago

One of the best and most outbof pocket episodes of South Park. I still quote that episode all the time 😂😂

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u/MRV3N 19h ago

Remember the scene when they couldn’t hold it and needed to shit?

Yeah that image has burned in my mind everyday and I will be instantly reminded when I take a toilet

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u/crheming 18h ago

Same. I don't scare from movies but that fucking movie stuck with me for like a year. I felt dirty even thinking about it.

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u/AddMyMyspace 19h ago

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u/Icarus_Toast 18h ago

And I'm kink asking where.

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u/jimothy_hell 18h ago

And I’m kink asking how can I get this

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u/nicknamesas 18h ago

Is thw man or thw spider saying that

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u/CompetitiveCourse584 18h ago

Is nobody going to talk about that haircut in the office? He's rocking the Simple Jack

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u/TheUselessbeing 17h ago

When i was with the wing at New River, across from Lejeune, I saw plenty of guys with this haircut. Sometimes I couldn't distinguish one guy from another.

Edit: that was nearly ten years ago though. Nice to see some things dont change.

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u/kmosiman 7h ago

The barber on base:

Welp new record 15 seconds!

Soldier: Is it even?

Barber: It took 15 seconds.

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u/cobrachicken1000 19h ago

This is the testosterone test that Kegseth wants!

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u/unstarted 18h ago

Testosterone, straight from the balls!

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u/toxxic_ivy 15h ago

Funny enough pretty sure the person in front is a woman

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u/TerrorTown77 12h ago

It's ok, he's never seen a woman before.

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u/theFrankDux 16h ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/safetaco 18h ago

Had to scroll to far for this 😂🤣🤣

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u/terran_cell 19h ago

This is a legit exercise that has been in the USMC a long time. Squad Push-Ups, usually reserved only for the most heinous and cruel PTs. I assure you the guy second from the front is not having as much fun as you think he is!

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u/Ash_Killem 12h ago

He’s having more fun than the guys behind him.

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u/CaptainONaps 14h ago

Sir, we know the military sucks. This is like laughing at a fart.

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u/SOURSKOOMA 11h ago

They had our whole platoon do of these in a big circle once.

It was like a human coliseum / stone henge of pain.

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u/LunarPayload 14h ago

Doesn't matter; got a whiff

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u/NationalisticMemes 10h ago

I hope this training will help them escape from a cheap drone.

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u/J3remyD 18h ago

So, as a serious question, wtf is this actually supposed to be?

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u/The9thPlague 18h ago

Looks like they got dropped. Pushups as punishment. They have their feet on the next person’s shoulders to add resistance and reinforce teamwork as they all have to go up and down at the same time. 

In basic training a group of four of us got dropped like this. But the drill made us form a square. Not a single line like this video. 

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u/Either-Mixture1306 15h ago

This is likely MAI (martial arts instructor) course. Very few Marines are permitted to wear black shirts in uniform, and red tabs instructing MCMAP are one of them. Red tabs can train tan tabs. Tan tabs can train anyone else.

MAI course is like 8 hours of PT and 2-4 hours of learning daily for a month. It's grueling.

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u/BrushYourFeet 17h ago

Did this stuff and more when joining a fraternity back in the day. I was jacked by crossing day.

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u/RonMFCadillac 14h ago

It's called squad push-ups. They are not fun.

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u/jvxxiii 19h ago

I’ve been out for 10 years, but I guess old habits die hard because I thought it was gonna zoom in on that POS in the middle on his hand and knees

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u/Abundanceofyolk 18h ago

They’re in IBAs too. They must’ve really fucked up.

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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 17h ago

Take your Motrin, they're called IOTV's now. 

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u/SgtElectroSketch 12h ago

Check your glasses, those are Marines, they're called Cammies.

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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 18h ago

Marines...the answer is always fucking crayon eating Marines, lol

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u/lluciferusllamas 19h ago

This why we need more women in the military 

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u/Last_Succotash7218 19h ago

Not gunnà lie that shit prolly stunk

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u/Ldghead 18h ago

You just excited a whole subset of the male population.

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 18h ago

You know that thing doesn’t smell like vanilla daisies.
https://giphy.com/gifs/yXIL1USAOVU3QduqaT

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u/Creepy_Pudding_2109 19h ago

I doubt that’s as fun as it looks, and it only looks slightly fun

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u/psyco-the-rapist 19h ago

I usually like to learn from the mistakes of others. Today I will throw caution to the wind.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 17h ago

Given the circumstances that was probably the highlight of his day

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u/Mriddle74 17h ago

Our strength coach did this for football training. They are, indeed, not fun!

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u/ZoraHookshot 17h ago

The real fun is being the crusty old E8 laughing in the corner who's been seeing shit like this for 24 years

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u/medisamurai 19h ago

this is just in case they get captured and have to a human centipede as torture

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u/Nervous_Mission8601 19h ago

Practice makes perfect.

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u/EpsteinsEggPeen 19h ago

"I'll give you my rations if you fart rn"

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u/leeman9224 19h ago

Human centipede

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u/yeahitsjustmeagain 16h ago

The reason this is happening is she is literally weak in her knees so she scooted back towards him so her thighs rest on his shoulders instead of her calfs as the other are doing.

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u/TruWaves 12h ago

It isnt the right answer. No such thing as weak in the knees, muscle keep your legs straight not the joint. Others dont have their calf on the others shoulder but their shin. The girl having her thighs on the 2nd guys shoulder is because she is weak in her core mucles and this way she is basically shortening the leverage(lever) making the plank easier.

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u/AIBotNotARealUser 10h ago

You've never been to the gym, have you?

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u/Ok-Macaroon979 19h ago

What in the human centipede?

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u/Significant_Plant859 15h ago

At least she kinda bad

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u/Strict_Impress2783 18h ago

Hegseths attempt at getting testosterone levels up.

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u/XKruXurKX 18h ago

Human centipede training. Enemies will collapse looking at this.

https://giphy.com/gifs/j5yh1rrLLWpsVA7cPr

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u/Artorius__Castus 19h ago

How I met your Mother: Boot Edition

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u/smurfk 19h ago

If this is an ad for joining the military, it definetly got me more interested than anything else I've seen. Ready to die for that! Gimee the papers, my uniform and my cream! Let's do this!

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u/RhetoricalOrator 16h ago

Best we can do is put you halfway down the line behind a guy that eats a lot of Cajun foods and has IBS, sorry.

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u/sillysalmonella87 18h ago

I had this happen to me once when I was a Marine. It smelled like fish so bad it made me gag. No bullshit. Worst pt session of my life.

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u/SpideySenseBuzzin 18h ago

Yeah, this would be fun in fresh clothes and skin.

But hey, she'll know how much you like her for her.

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u/josh442333 18h ago

I know people will pay real money for that

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u/Substantial-Key5114 15h ago

Are you still heterosexual?

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u/dreddpiratedrew 19h ago

Grabs DD214 tightly

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u/MidnightPrevious4473 17h ago

Second person in line is getting a face full of day long PT fish stank

https://giphy.com/gifs/rgjwOLuv0azHW

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u/Even_Section5620 19h ago

The only human centipede I’d be apart of

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 19h ago

The reunion would be more enjoyable than this one.

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u/kon--- 19h ago

Someone wasn't paying attention during sexual sensitivity training.

And I don't blame her.

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u/Traditional-Look8839 18h ago

Well that’s one way to boost recruitment…

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u/Shadowsnake30 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

This is great ad to increase the recruitment for guys to join. Where was this when I was a recruit back then.

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 18h ago

Is this that high-T military Kegsbreath is babbling about?

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u/SnowBoardx22 19h ago

Marine Recruiters have it hard enough without having to answer questions about videos.

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u/ElSelcho_ 19h ago

Dudes obviously need more Testosterone.

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u/BlinkingCamero 19h ago

Where do I sign up

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u/Jerichoholic87 18h ago

And thats how the whole squad got pink eye

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u/bodyarmourbynokia 18h ago

Cuttlefish and asparagus?

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u/Balrogos 18h ago
you convinced me guys i enlist!

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 17h ago

This is why Secretary Hegseth now mandates butthole bleachings in addition to testoterone shots.

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u/burnthisaccount11 17h ago

Don't mention her sex when you compliment her form and this is just standard issue team building!

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u/bbyrd130 17h ago

6 months ago this kids recruiter told him “Trust me. Bro, you’re not gonna be able to breath because you’re gonna be suffocating on so much pussy!”

I mean… he wasn’t lying… he just didn’t provide a lot of context