r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 19h ago
Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days
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u/idkwhatimbrewin 16h ago
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u/NerdyPlatypus206 14h ago
This shit was so funny
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u/Beginning-Living-440 13h ago
Was just letting her know he's down
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u/NerdyPlatypus206 12h ago
I didn’t mean that I was trying to make fun of him for his condition, I just mean overall funny lol
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u/Supadoplex 19h ago
This video is just a psyop for increasing recruitment.
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u/9447044 19h ago
Theres subliminal, liminal and Superliminal
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u/SimmentalTheCow 19h ago
Hey! Join the Navy!
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u/clockworknait 19h ago
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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 18h ago
Swabing my deck into foreign land. Wish me luck.
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u/kylesmomsabitc 14h ago
I love coming to these late to the party and seeing everything is in order here.
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u/doberman8 18h ago
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u/Impressive_Bar_4653 18h ago
The YMCA, the Navy there wasn't anything these guys couldn't recruit for.
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u/Rampag169 18h ago
For SuperEarth and managed democracy!
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u/Right_Count 18h ago
I used “super liminal” in a high school essay not long after that episode came out and got a very high grade lol
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u/terran_cell 19h ago
Marine here, this is real and IT FUCKING SUCKS
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u/Known-Wolf8672 18h ago
Army here this shit sucks. The asu's and ocp's are rough as fuck and that poor dude lost skin off his nose. Also dudes legs vs women's legs whole different ball game. Them thick thighs will make your arms cry.
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u/Ragnarok314159 17h ago
“Ok, assholes. I mean soldiers. Today’s safety brief didn’t need to happen, but here we are. It’s titled “keep your tongue in your mouth during PT”, and yes there will be a test at the end”
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u/soul_motor 7h ago
I have to ask, what is the purpose of this "exercise?" Can it be achieved in non-homoerotic ways?
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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago
I never saw this in my time, also you are never in contact with women! Maybe you were a San Diego Marine ;)
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u/BlankPaperTiger 18h ago
My buddy was a san Diego Marine. He said they couldn't even look in the direction of the female trainees without getting yelled at. But that was like 20 years ago, maybe times have changed.
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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago
Yeh, we east coast Marines like to jab at the Hollywood Marines.. But yes we were told not to look at them and to imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise! Sorry not PC but has stuck with me ;)
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u/DiamondContent2011 18h ago
Man, we couldn't even acknowledge FM's existing on PI back in '88. Wasn't until I got to Camp LeJeune for PFR School that I actually saw one up-close.... 🤣
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u/Jemie_Bridges 16h ago
Oh your enlistment sucked! I was in Air Force and got a sister Flight. So a hundred hot fit chicks, and that was just in Basic.
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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 16h ago
Congratulations on your stationary bike riding skills, and yeah, I’m a little jealous of the perks of the AF ;)
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u/justthankyous 18h ago
Not true, this is a legitimate military exercise.
The soldiers are just following the Secretary of War's directive by checking each other's testosterone levels
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u/Case609 18h ago
I almost re enlisted. Good looking out bro cause with my luck she'd be 275 lbs from west Virginia with questionable ancestry lol
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u/Novel-Special5114 19h ago
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u/MorbidandBack 19h ago
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u/E-money420 19h ago edited 17h ago
Bery werr I wirr eat the cuttlefeesh!
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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 14h ago
Ooh No! Cuttlefeesh is about to come out of assho! Horu on Kyru! It’s going to be rough!
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u/IndependenceMurky850 18h ago
I saw this before I saw the actual movie and afterwards I simply couldn't take the film seriously
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u/obed_duff 18h ago
One of the best and most outbof pocket episodes of South Park. I still quote that episode all the time 😂😂
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u/MRV3N 19h ago
Remember the scene when they couldn’t hold it and needed to shit?
Yeah that image has burned in my mind everyday and I will be instantly reminded when I take a toilet
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u/crheming 18h ago
Same. I don't scare from movies but that fucking movie stuck with me for like a year. I felt dirty even thinking about it.
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u/AddMyMyspace 19h ago
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u/CompetitiveCourse584 18h ago
Is nobody going to talk about that haircut in the office? He's rocking the Simple Jack
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u/TheUselessbeing 17h ago
When i was with the wing at New River, across from Lejeune, I saw plenty of guys with this haircut. Sometimes I couldn't distinguish one guy from another.
Edit: that was nearly ten years ago though. Nice to see some things dont change.
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u/kmosiman 7h ago
The barber on base:
Welp new record 15 seconds!
Soldier: Is it even?
Barber: It took 15 seconds.
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u/cobrachicken1000 19h ago
This is the testosterone test that Kegseth wants!
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u/unstarted 18h ago
Testosterone, straight from the balls!
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u/terran_cell 19h ago
This is a legit exercise that has been in the USMC a long time. Squad Push-Ups, usually reserved only for the most heinous and cruel PTs. I assure you the guy second from the front is not having as much fun as you think he is!
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u/SOURSKOOMA 11h ago
They had our whole platoon do of these in a big circle once.
It was like a human coliseum / stone henge of pain.
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u/J3remyD 18h ago
So, as a serious question, wtf is this actually supposed to be?
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u/The9thPlague 18h ago
Looks like they got dropped. Pushups as punishment. They have their feet on the next person’s shoulders to add resistance and reinforce teamwork as they all have to go up and down at the same time.
In basic training a group of four of us got dropped like this. But the drill made us form a square. Not a single line like this video.
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u/Either-Mixture1306 15h ago
This is likely MAI (martial arts instructor) course. Very few Marines are permitted to wear black shirts in uniform, and red tabs instructing MCMAP are one of them. Red tabs can train tan tabs. Tan tabs can train anyone else.
MAI course is like 8 hours of PT and 2-4 hours of learning daily for a month. It's grueling.
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u/BrushYourFeet 17h ago
Did this stuff and more when joining a fraternity back in the day. I was jacked by crossing day.
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u/jvxxiii 19h ago
I’ve been out for 10 years, but I guess old habits die hard because I thought it was gonna zoom in on that POS in the middle on his hand and knees
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u/Abundanceofyolk 18h ago
They’re in IBAs too. They must’ve really fucked up.
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u/Guuichy_Chiclin 17h ago
Take your Motrin, they're called IOTV's now.
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u/SgtElectroSketch 12h ago
Check your glasses, those are Marines, they're called Cammies.
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u/Imperial_Citizen_00 18h ago
Marines...the answer is always fucking crayon eating Marines, lol
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u/lluciferusllamas 19h ago
This why we need more women in the military
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u/Last_Succotash7218 19h ago
Not gunnà lie that shit prolly stunk
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u/Baseball-Fan-10 18h ago
You know that thing doesn’t smell like vanilla daisies.
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u/Creepy_Pudding_2109 19h ago
I doubt that’s as fun as it looks, and it only looks slightly fun
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u/psyco-the-rapist 19h ago
I usually like to learn from the mistakes of others. Today I will throw caution to the wind.
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u/Immature_adult_guy 17h ago
Given the circumstances that was probably the highlight of his day
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u/ZoraHookshot 17h ago
The real fun is being the crusty old E8 laughing in the corner who's been seeing shit like this for 24 years
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u/medisamurai 19h ago
this is just in case they get captured and have to a human centipede as torture
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u/yeahitsjustmeagain 16h ago
The reason this is happening is she is literally weak in her knees so she scooted back towards him so her thighs rest on his shoulders instead of her calfs as the other are doing.
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u/TruWaves 12h ago
It isnt the right answer. No such thing as weak in the knees, muscle keep your legs straight not the joint. Others dont have their calf on the others shoulder but their shin. The girl having her thighs on the 2nd guys shoulder is because she is weak in her core mucles and this way she is basically shortening the leverage(lever) making the plank easier.
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u/smurfk 19h ago
If this is an ad for joining the military, it definetly got me more interested than anything else I've seen. Ready to die for that! Gimee the papers, my uniform and my cream! Let's do this!
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u/RhetoricalOrator 16h ago
Best we can do is put you halfway down the line behind a guy that eats a lot of Cajun foods and has IBS, sorry.
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u/sillysalmonella87 18h ago
I had this happen to me once when I was a Marine. It smelled like fish so bad it made me gag. No bullshit. Worst pt session of my life.
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u/SpideySenseBuzzin 18h ago
Yeah, this would be fun in fresh clothes and skin.
But hey, she'll know how much you like her for her.
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u/MidnightPrevious4473 17h ago
Second person in line is getting a face full of day long PT fish stank
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u/kon--- 19h ago
Someone wasn't paying attention during sexual sensitivity training.
And I don't blame her.
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u/Shadowsnake30 18h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs
This is great ad to increase the recruitment for guys to join. Where was this when I was a recruit back then.
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u/SnowBoardx22 19h ago
Marine Recruiters have it hard enough without having to answer questions about videos.
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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 17h ago
This is why Secretary Hegseth now mandates butthole bleachings in addition to testoterone shots.
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u/burnthisaccount11 17h ago
Don't mention her sex when you compliment her form and this is just standard issue team building!
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u/bbyrd130 17h ago
6 months ago this kids recruiter told him “Trust me. Bro, you’re not gonna be able to breath because you’re gonna be suffocating on so much pussy!”
I mean… he wasn’t lying… he just didn’t provide a lot of context






















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