r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days

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u/cobrachicken1000 19h ago

This is the testosterone test that Kegseth wants!

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u/unstarted 18h ago

Testosterone, straight from the balls!

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u/toxxic_ivy 16h ago

Funny enough pretty sure the person in front is a woman

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u/TerrorTown77 12h ago

It's ok, he's never seen a woman before.

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u/theFrankDux 16h ago

Pee is stored in the balls.

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u/safetaco 18h ago

Had to scroll to far for this 😂🤣🤣

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u/RhetoricalOrator 18h ago

The person at the front is a woman, though.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 17h ago

Exactly, now the guy behind her has enough testosterone flowing for the whole squad.

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u/ewillyp 16h ago

smell the LETHALITY!

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u/This_Acanthisitta_43 7h ago

Looks like Hegseth is directly designing training drills.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 19h ago

(not knowing that if you're gay, it makes you aggressively gay)

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u/Evil_phd 19h ago

The aggressiveness is the entire point!

"America will bomb you" is losing its efficacy as a threat. They're moving to, "America will fuck your ass" instead. The meat grinder of the front line is gonna be a real sight to behold.

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u/Bladesnake_______ 18h ago

Some of yall are absolutely obsessed with Hegseth and its fucking weird man

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u/Immature_adult_guy 17h ago

It’s a military training video so it’s not completely out of left field to bring him up

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u/Bladesnake_______ 17h ago

This exact exercise has been done in the military, long before he was even born. So not really 

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u/cobrachicken1000 16h ago

And hes the head of the military and theyre still doing this sooooo 🤷‍♂️😂

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u/Bladesnake_______ 16h ago

They always did. It has a purpose. Doesnt have anything whatsoever to do with him