r/SipsTea 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days

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u/Supadoplex 19h ago

This video is just a psyop for increasing recruitment.

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u/9447044 19h ago

Theres subliminal, liminal and Superliminal

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u/SimmentalTheCow 19h ago

Hey! Join the Navy!

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u/clockworknait 19h ago

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u/Far_Balance_3117 19h ago

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 18h ago

Swabing my deck into foreign land. Wish me luck.

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u/kylesmomsabitc 14h ago

I love coming to these late to the party and seeing everything is in order here.

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u/cattybuster 18h ago

We've got seamen, hello!

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u/ConfoundedInAbaddon 16h ago

https://youtu.be/BR6_1KtAyNc?is=gwJXb75SqXAdmfEK

The Captain's Wife's Lament (You're welcome)

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u/SirR4T 16h ago

Damn.... that's... (snicker snicker giggle giggle)

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u/ohokwellmahalo 15h ago

The nation’s 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi national guard and the league of women voters

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u/discokilledfunk 17h ago

Where LT. Smash at!?!

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u/doberman8 19h ago

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u/Impressive_Bar_4653 18h ago

The YMCA, the Navy there wasn't anything these guys couldn't recruit for.

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u/misterwheelson 17h ago

Some real Macho Macho Men.

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u/horusdude 17h ago

Couldn’t love this more…

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u/Spear_Ritual 19h ago

What’s a poop deck?

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u/yournamehere10bucks 18h ago

I like the cut of your jib!

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u/mil_journo 16h ago

Mister Moe, steady as she goes!

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u/NonReality 6h ago

Promote that man!

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u/billlyW 5h ago

What's a jib?

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u/lnvu4uraqt 18h ago

Let's find out

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u/StableLower9876 18h ago

Join the Navy, Smell the pussy!

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u/horusdude 17h ago

Did you mean “sea pussy?

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u/Tight_Raspberry4872 18h ago

There's gay chicken! Boys will be boys 😉

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 17h ago

“Your experience may differ”

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u/Proud_Jacobite 17h ago

https://makeagif.com/i/jS0TIQ

It's a travesty that there isn't a single Down Periscope gif link in the native search, so I'll just leave this here.

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u/TheTalking_GU_Mine 11h ago

They! Want! You!

in the navy

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u/_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_-- 8h ago

YVAИ ƎHT ИIOႱ

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u/fbar07 5h ago

Uh...yeah, alright.

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u/Telemachus70 19h ago

Ehh, ok.

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u/Rampag169 18h ago

For SuperEarth and managed democracy!
https://giphy.com/gifs/KAf66yGCa93uTqod1q

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u/SalutemPavidos 12h ago

Helldiver detected!

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u/Right_Count 18h ago

I used “super liminal” in a high school essay not long after that episode came out and got a very high grade lol

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u/AskJeeves84 17h ago

Sublabial even.

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u/Ok_Hospital1399 17h ago

This looks like sublingual and cunilingual.

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u/aiusernamegen 18h ago

This is subligma ligma and superligma

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u/Zombiemorgoth 7h ago

That' right. Lieutenant LT Smash

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u/NotRadTrad05 18h ago

Superliminal?

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u/Tripl3Dee 15h ago

You mean sublabial, labial and superlabial?

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u/InitialAd8795 12h ago

Sublimanal messaging

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u/Mainly_Miserable 12h ago

HEY, YOU! JOIN THE NAVY!!!

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u/rosstedfordkendall 1h ago

Uh, yeah, all right.

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u/duncanofnazareth 7h ago

Sublingual and of course, lingual.

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u/The_Only_Egg 3h ago

Now that’s a reference!

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u/terran_cell 19h ago

Marine here, this is real and IT FUCKING SUCKS

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u/GoneAWOL1 18h ago

Looks like there's more sniffing than sucking here

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u/rahjer_rahjer 17h ago

Its about 60/40

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u/keyserdoe 12h ago

Could be a 50/50 after that

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u/ThrobbingJoythicc 4h ago

It sucks from the back

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u/Known-Wolf8672 18h ago

Army here this shit sucks. The asu's and ocp's are rough as fuck and that poor dude lost skin off his nose. Also dudes legs vs women's legs whole different ball game. Them thick thighs will make your arms cry.

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u/Ragnarok314159 17h ago

“Ok, assholes. I mean soldiers. Today’s safety brief didn’t need to happen, but here we are. It’s titled “keep your tongue in your mouth during PT”, and yes there will be a test at the end”

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u/Known-Wolf8672 17h ago

If it's raw you are fucked.

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u/soul_motor 8h ago

I have to ask, what is the purpose of this "exercise?" Can it be achieved in non-homoerotic ways?

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u/NotaBonesaw 1h ago

Where's the fun in that?

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u/ms_kathi 9h ago

But why? What are you learning here? How is this helpful training? To work as one?

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u/Known-Wolf8672 7h ago

Its to teach you the values of MASS PUNISHMENT.

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u/Bishhh_nastyyy 2h ago

Humiliation as punishment 

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u/horusdude 16h ago

I would love to hear your thoughts on Pete Kaiser Hagspittle!

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u/Cold-Field-832 7h ago

Bro leopard crawl around the building for 3 hrs, I have so many punishment story’s

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago

I never saw this in my time, also you are never in contact with women! Maybe you were a San Diego Marine ;)

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u/BlankPaperTiger 18h ago

My buddy was a san Diego Marine. He said they couldn't even look in the direction of the female trainees without getting yelled at. But that was like 20 years ago, maybe times have changed.

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago

Yeh, we east coast Marines like to jab at the Hollywood Marines.. But yes we were told not to look at them and to imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise! Sorry not PC but has stuck with me ;)

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u/DiamondContent2011 18h ago

Man, we couldn't even acknowledge FM's existing on PI back in '88. Wasn't until I got to Camp LeJeune for PFR School that I actually saw one up-close.... 🤣

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u/iamthinksnow 17h ago

Back in '94 at PI, we saw them at Nav/maps, so week 11 or 12 I think? Never saw them at MCT for the 4 weeks at LeJeune/Gieger. Can confirm, though- there was ZERO interaction with the WMs during boot, on punishment of pushing sand and Hello Dollies for half an hour.

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u/Cold-Field-832 7h ago

This happens when mix group train together and a lot of barrack bunny in the shacks

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u/DiamondContent2011 3h ago

Whoever's idea it was to build Enlisted co-ed barracks on MCAS El Toro, CA (aka, The Castle) had to be smoking rocks..... 🤣

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 17h ago

Mmmmm mayonnaise….lol

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u/doogytaint 16h ago

What’s not PC about imagining a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

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u/senchou-senchou 13h ago

might be an obscure old euphemism that time forgot

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 18h ago

I was a Hollywood Marine. But a long, long time before women started training there.

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u/nonamecokezero 3h ago

lmao this concept is so strange to me as a lesbian, being told not to converse with opposite sex, like what are my titties gonna pop out an start slappin the shit out of all the dudes? we’re all just citizens of earth

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u/gasplugsetting3 3h ago

I'm guessing they were talking about the first three months of their initial training. It's extremely regimented and segregated. Not only by gender, but by group as well. Basically outside of my small group of sixty, we weren't allowed to talk to anyone else, no time to anyway.

Your time after that is completely different. A year later, I was holding a machinegun for my boss while she peed into a gatorade bottle in the dark dark night.

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u/Jemie_Bridges 17h ago

Oh your enlistment sucked! I was in Air Force and got a sister Flight. So a hundred hot fit chicks, and that was just in Basic.

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 16h ago

Congratulations on your stationary bike riding skills, and yeah, I’m a little jealous of the perks of the AF ;)

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u/SoulessGuard1an 7h ago

Ehh, unfortunately MCRD San Diego never had female recruits like our East Coast counterparts up until recently. We just got punished for trying to catch a peek on family day or watching the flying ships of freedom every 3 minutes 😂.

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u/throwawayplusanumber 12h ago

Do you do this exercise before or after crayon munching lessons

/s

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u/BlumpTheChodak 16h ago

Which part?

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u/Alexp95 10h ago

What were they training for here int he first place?

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u/ms_kathi 9h ago

Why do we have you do this? What do you learn?

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u/kickerofelves 2h ago

I was in an Army (abn outta Bragg) & spent a year with the 1st MARDIV in Iraq. Devil-dogs have serious small pee-pee issues. 🤣

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 18h ago

maybe thats why some have developed backdoor likehood tendencies then

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u/Historyp91 18h ago

Doesn't look like it sucks for the second person in the row...

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u/justthankyous 18h ago

Not true, this is a legitimate military exercise.

The soldiers are just following the Secretary of War's directive by checking each other's testosterone levels

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u/horusdude 16h ago

I’m 73, and it’s tempting, I hate Pete Hegseth, but , even a blind sow roots up an acorn once in a while…

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u/project-shasta 9h ago

Sir, we need to keep her. Her "balls" smell amazing 😝

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 17h ago

Ohhhh, this is going to get some upvotes because that was awesome! This is why i like to read the comments because there are so many different people on here and we all get along for the most part.

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u/PsyopVet 18h ago

And it’s working…

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u/Case609 18h ago

I almost re enlisted. Good looking out bro cause with my luck she'd be 275 lbs from west Virginia with questionable ancestry lol

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u/Run-Riot 15h ago

Questionable?!

I’ll have you know that West Virginians have a long and proud lineage that can be traced via the family wreath!

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u/StevieMJH 5h ago

Take me hooooome

Country roooooads

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u/ChaoticButChilled 19h ago

It’s fucking stupid then because who would this work on

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u/Sasiches_and_mash 19h ago

-"Sargent! The enemy has surrounded us! And we are running low on ammo!"

-"There is one thing that can save us:

PLATOON, ASUME CENTIPEDE FORMATION!!"

-"SR, YES SR!!"

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u/slavelabor52 18h ago

Drone: no humans here just this strange giant centipede

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u/ku1185 18h ago

That's not a platoon of soldiers. That's just an orgy.

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u/horusdude 16h ago

That would be fine, In my book. I’d take any video…

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u/horusdude 16h ago

Beautiful…

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u/No_Writing_3179 18h ago

They don't call me them crayon eaters for nothing.

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u/joshuarion 18h ago

"They don't call me them crayon eaters for nothing."

Indeed.

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u/dskinny623 19h ago

Have you met the average military enlisted member? Probably a quarter of the army guys I served with would signed up for exactly this. (A little exaggeration but seriously would work on WAY to many people lol)

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u/nutblaster357 19h ago

are they in it for the suffering or the gooch huffing?

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u/dskinny623 18h ago

Yes as the guy before me said, or both in other words. Seriously though, the suffering side I completely get and long as there was some semblance of "training" I loved the suffering side. Sadly, much fewer, but still more than I like would be in it for the creep factor. Lots of predators in the services. I was a victim advocate. The things I've been told still wake me up at night.

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 17h ago

My buddy 82nd airborn said he saw his seargent doing something really nasty to a 10-11 year old girl . He wanted to shoot him but didn’t. The guy is currently locked up for it and others instances. My buddy still gas nightmares from that and so much more. Im sorry these poor people have to go through with that and thank you for your service.

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u/dskinny623 17h ago

Yeah, the military rules often mean victims would rather not report than report issues. Far to common. It's been getting better but there will always be bad people. Thanks

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u/Salamanda109 17h ago

Hey man I'm already suffering might as well huff some gooch.

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u/horusdude 16h ago

That’s Kaiser Lickspittle for ya…

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u/IEC21 18h ago

Idk how they can afford Erling for this but sure.

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u/Ignorerofbans-20 18h ago

All you getting is a Iranian missile tho… we’ve finally become alqaida

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u/paison513 18h ago

Haha that’s hilarious. Laughed out loud on that one

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u/klaptonator 18h ago

It’s testosterone training. Guy probably scored low.

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u/Omatzus 17h ago

Right after this they tested the testosterone levels

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u/Free-Action-6237 17h ago

The real psyop is them trying to make us believe the DOD actually has the budget for this kind of production quality instead of just buying more $10,000 toilet seats.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 17h ago

This is Hegseth's idea of a top flight army. Hegseth's hormone treatment and resulting tiny balls are affecting what little thinking he is capable of.

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u/Axolotis 17h ago

Should fix the Low T issue easily.

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u/Disastrous-Desk-1144 17h ago

Actually its from 2016...jokes on him. All male unit

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u/unknownRealitys 17h ago

I’m just here for the disability……

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u/Greedy-Pirate7749 17h ago

Fuck I already signed, too late now huh...

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u/Denmarkdynamo 15h ago

This, but seriously.

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u/AngrySumBitch 14h ago

Too much testosterone!

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u/Human_Discipline3003 14h ago

Fuck you right, they got me in the Marines now.

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u/ShockRips 13h ago

It’s working

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u/KnifeFightAcademy 11h ago

*stops mid signing paperwork

HA! yeah!.... who would fall for that?!

*finishes signing paperwork

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u/DieCastDontDie 9h ago

oh my gyaaattt

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u/rathosalpha 8h ago

That'd honestly be completely unsurprising

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u/Osiris8869 8h ago

With the world in the state it's in. You might be right.

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u/Aigalep 21m ago

Not if you’re a woman!

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u/Ok-Confidence-403 17h ago

Lets not forget the us is a nation of unwashed assholes, theres literally no bidets in over 98% of public toilets.

Ass hygiene is so poor that someone marketed regular wet wipes for your ass instead of TP and became a millionaire

It's like south asians and deodorant, they simply didnt get the memo

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u/StopBeingYourself 14h ago

People are forgetting that everyone else got other men's crusty buttholes in their faces.