r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days

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u/Supadoplex 19h ago

This video is just a psyop for increasing recruitment.

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u/terran_cell 19h ago

Marine here, this is real and IT FUCKING SUCKS

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u/GoneAWOL1 18h ago

Looks like there's more sniffing than sucking here

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u/rahjer_rahjer 17h ago

Its about 60/40

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u/keyserdoe 12h ago

Could be a 50/50 after that

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u/ThrobbingJoythicc 4h ago

It sucks from the back

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u/Known-Wolf8672 18h ago

Army here this shit sucks. The asu's and ocp's are rough as fuck and that poor dude lost skin off his nose. Also dudes legs vs women's legs whole different ball game. Them thick thighs will make your arms cry.

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u/Ragnarok314159 17h ago

“Ok, assholes. I mean soldiers. Today’s safety brief didn’t need to happen, but here we are. It’s titled “keep your tongue in your mouth during PT”, and yes there will be a test at the end”

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u/Known-Wolf8672 17h ago

If it's raw you are fucked.

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u/soul_motor 8h ago

I have to ask, what is the purpose of this "exercise?" Can it be achieved in non-homoerotic ways?

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u/NotaBonesaw 1h ago

Where's the fun in that?

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u/ms_kathi 9h ago

But why? What are you learning here? How is this helpful training? To work as one?

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u/Known-Wolf8672 7h ago

Its to teach you the values of MASS PUNISHMENT.

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u/Bishhh_nastyyy 2h ago

Humiliation as punishment 

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u/horusdude 16h ago

I would love to hear your thoughts on Pete Kaiser Hagspittle!

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u/Cold-Field-832 7h ago

Bro leopard crawl around the building for 3 hrs, I have so many punishment story’s

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago

I never saw this in my time, also you are never in contact with women! Maybe you were a San Diego Marine ;)

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u/BlankPaperTiger 18h ago

My buddy was a san Diego Marine. He said they couldn't even look in the direction of the female trainees without getting yelled at. But that was like 20 years ago, maybe times have changed.

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 18h ago

Yeh, we east coast Marines like to jab at the Hollywood Marines.. But yes we were told not to look at them and to imagine a bulldog eating mayonnaise! Sorry not PC but has stuck with me ;)

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u/DiamondContent2011 18h ago

Man, we couldn't even acknowledge FM's existing on PI back in '88. Wasn't until I got to Camp LeJeune for PFR School that I actually saw one up-close.... 🤣

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u/iamthinksnow 17h ago

Back in '94 at PI, we saw them at Nav/maps, so week 11 or 12 I think? Never saw them at MCT for the 4 weeks at LeJeune/Gieger. Can confirm, though- there was ZERO interaction with the WMs during boot, on punishment of pushing sand and Hello Dollies for half an hour.

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u/Cold-Field-832 7h ago

This happens when mix group train together and a lot of barrack bunny in the shacks

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u/DiamondContent2011 3h ago

Whoever's idea it was to build Enlisted co-ed barracks on MCAS El Toro, CA (aka, The Castle) had to be smoking rocks..... 🤣

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u/Luv2collectweedseeds 17h ago

Mmmmm mayonnaise….lol

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u/doogytaint 16h ago

What’s not PC about imagining a bulldog eating mayonnaise?

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u/senchou-senchou 13h ago

might be an obscure old euphemism that time forgot

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u/BeneficialLeave7359 18h ago

I was a Hollywood Marine. But a long, long time before women started training there.

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u/nonamecokezero 3h ago

lmao this concept is so strange to me as a lesbian, being told not to converse with opposite sex, like what are my titties gonna pop out an start slappin the shit out of all the dudes? we’re all just citizens of earth

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u/gasplugsetting3 3h ago

I'm guessing they were talking about the first three months of their initial training. It's extremely regimented and segregated. Not only by gender, but by group as well. Basically outside of my small group of sixty, we weren't allowed to talk to anyone else, no time to anyway.

Your time after that is completely different. A year later, I was holding a machinegun for my boss while she peed into a gatorade bottle in the dark dark night.

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u/Jemie_Bridges 17h ago

Oh your enlistment sucked! I was in Air Force and got a sister Flight. So a hundred hot fit chicks, and that was just in Basic.

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u/Aggravating-Bat-1805 16h ago

Congratulations on your stationary bike riding skills, and yeah, I’m a little jealous of the perks of the AF ;)

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u/SoulessGuard1an 7h ago

Ehh, unfortunately MCRD San Diego never had female recruits like our East Coast counterparts up until recently. We just got punished for trying to catch a peek on family day or watching the flying ships of freedom every 3 minutes 😂.

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u/throwawayplusanumber 12h ago

Do you do this exercise before or after crayon munching lessons

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u/BlumpTheChodak 16h ago

Which part?

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u/Alexp95 10h ago

What were they training for here int he first place?

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u/ms_kathi 9h ago

Why do we have you do this? What do you learn?

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u/kickerofelves 2h ago

I was in an Army (abn outta Bragg) & spent a year with the 1st MARDIV in Iraq. Devil-dogs have serious small pee-pee issues. 🤣

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 18h ago

maybe thats why some have developed backdoor likehood tendencies then

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u/Historyp91 18h ago

Doesn't look like it sucks for the second person in the row...