r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days

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u/SimmentalTheCow 19h ago

Hey! Join the Navy!

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u/clockworknait 19h ago

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u/Far_Balance_3117 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aaLmTRzl8VGkE

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 18h ago

Swabing my deck into foreign land. Wish me luck.

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u/kylesmomsabitc 14h ago

I love coming to these late to the party and seeing everything is in order here.

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u/cattybuster 18h ago

We've got seamen, hello!

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u/ConfoundedInAbaddon 16h ago

https://youtu.be/BR6_1KtAyNc?is=gwJXb75SqXAdmfEK

The Captain's Wife's Lament (You're welcome)

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u/SirR4T 16h ago

Damn.... that's... (snicker snicker giggle giggle)

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u/ohokwellmahalo 15h ago

The nation’s 17th line of defense, between the Mississippi national guard and the league of women voters

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u/discokilledfunk 17h ago

Where LT. Smash at!?!

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u/doberman8 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2aQElOYv3AWc

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u/Impressive_Bar_4653 18h ago

The YMCA, the Navy there wasn't anything these guys couldn't recruit for.

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u/misterwheelson 17h ago

Some real Macho Macho Men.

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u/horusdude 17h ago

Couldn’t love this more…

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u/Spear_Ritual 19h ago

What’s a poop deck?

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u/yournamehere10bucks 18h ago

I like the cut of your jib!

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u/mil_journo 16h ago

Mister Moe, steady as she goes!

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u/NonReality 6h ago

Promote that man!

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u/billlyW 5h ago

What's a jib?

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u/lnvu4uraqt 18h ago

Let's find out

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u/StableLower9876 18h ago

Join the Navy, Smell the pussy!

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u/horusdude 17h ago

Did you mean “sea pussy?

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u/Tight_Raspberry4872 18h ago

There's gay chicken! Boys will be boys 😉

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 17h ago

“Your experience may differ”

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u/Proud_Jacobite 17h ago

https://makeagif.com/i/jS0TIQ

It's a travesty that there isn't a single Down Periscope gif link in the native search, so I'll just leave this here.

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u/TheTalking_GU_Mine 11h ago

They! Want! You!

in the navy

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u/_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_-- 8h ago

YVAИ ƎHT ИIOႱ

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u/fbar07 5h ago

Uh...yeah, alright.

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u/Telemachus70 19h ago

Ehh, ok.