r/SipsTea • u/RamonsRazor • 19h ago

Wait a damn minute! Military training sure looks different these days

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u/Novel-Special5114 19h ago

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u/Scrooloose22 19h ago

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u/ScreaminPickle 18h ago

With cheeks wide open

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u/cat_selling_souls 18h ago

🎶Under the street lights.🎶

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u/Scrooloose22 17h ago

🎶ILL RUB YOUR TAINT SO CLEAN🎶

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u/Rhyseh1 15h ago

Welcome to this I'll feed you everything

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u/Healingbigfoot 5h ago

ROFL thank you. Got a great chuckle from this.

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u/broitsjustreddit 19h ago

mer sercrifice

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u/AhoyShitliner 17h ago

HOLD IT NOW, I’m six inches in that ass and I’m blowing, maybe plan B, will save me nooooowww

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u/Cheap_Knowledge8446 16h ago

Not gunna lie, this shit slaps

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u/Brickwater 17h ago

It’s perfect.

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u/CorbinNZ 5h ago

Guy face first in his ass “can you take me higher?”

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u/Scrooloose22 5h ago

🎶CONSTIPATED, CONSTIPATED, CONSTIPATED, CONSTIPATED MY OWN PRISON🎶

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u/MorbidandBack 19h ago

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u/ripley1875 18h ago

The behind the scenes clip for this always gets me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2NViadCEmRE

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u/monkeyswithknives 17h ago

You need to make the eating sounds.

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u/LumpyWelds 16h ago

Absolute GOLD!!!

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u/Moofius_99 14h ago

Somehow I missed that episode. Thank you for bringing it to my attention! 🍻

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u/addandsubtract 10h ago

I think I'm good on that one...

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u/WatershedLost 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣noty bingo card for today

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u/Tuomas90 1h ago

I think I just died of laughter.

This is too fucking hilarious! Thank you!

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u/E-money420 19h ago edited 17h ago

Bery werr I wirr eat the cuttlefeesh!

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 19h ago

I ate Taco Bell it’s coming out spicy

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u/Possible_Report_5908 19h ago

Ah shit! I have to shit!

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u/gangaskan 7h ago

You got the devils lettuce too

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u/dolla-dolla-billyall 14h ago

Ooh No! Cuttlefeesh is about to come out of assho! Horu on Kyru! It’s going to be rough!

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u/glizzygobbler247 18h ago

But i wanted the vanilla pesto😞

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u/Low-Flamingo-4315 17h ago

The 🍫 🌟 🐟 

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u/IndependenceMurky850 19h ago

I saw this before I saw the actual movie and afterwards I simply couldn't take the film seriously

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u/ashoka_akira 15h ago

The Southpark version was already so disturbing I could never bring myself to watch the actual movie.

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u/obed_duff 18h ago

One of the best and most outbof pocket episodes of South Park. I still quote that episode all the time 😂😂

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u/Capt-J- 17h ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll so far for this. Well done, you. Well done.

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u/brvermelho 16h ago

Eu amaldiçoo você e suas próximas 3 gerações por me fazer lembrar desse filme

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u/pgpics 17h ago

Boo, I was trying to look for the gif of this ha

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u/MRV3N 19h ago

Remember the scene when they couldn’t hold it and needed to shit?

Yeah that image has burned in my mind everyday and I will be instantly reminded when I take a toilet

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u/crheming 19h ago

Same. I don't scare from movies but that fucking movie stuck with me for like a year. I felt dirty even thinking about it.

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u/shark-off 6h ago

Why do you guys watch movies like that?

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u/crheming 5h ago

It's a good question. I definitely found my limit. Since then, I'm more selective for sure

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u/Muffinlette 4h ago

I watched it because everyone told me not to watch it. I thought "man it really can't be that bad"... It was in fact "that bad". The worst part is you almost have to finish watching it because you think about it constantly. You want some kind of closure but the movie doesn't give you the ending you expect. It's awful. Seriously don't watch it.

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u/Hopeful_Hamster21 18h ago

It was horrendous. And I watched 2 and 3....

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u/thepoddo 15h ago

You know what?
I knew what the first one was about and didn't watch it because I'm not into that kind of movies.
I did watch the second one tho and it but it really surprised me how good it was

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u/HeavensRejected 2h ago

I've watched a fair share of horror/gore movies but I couldn't bring myself to watch this blasphemy of a film. Just reading the summary on IMDB makes me throw up in my mouth.

I'm not sure what's worse, the movie or the twisted fantasy of the guy who wrote it.

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u/stoic_mr95 19h ago

Literally thinking the same lmfaoo

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u/MainlineX 17h ago

I had a horrible dream about this last night. Thanks for reminding me. Only watched it one time like 10 years ago too.

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u/TheBlackoutEmpire 17h ago

I thought the same thing. from jump.

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u/GemmyBoy999 17h ago

"It's that one movie"

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u/bendover912 16h ago

I feel like these ads are doing this on purpose.

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u/horusdude 16h ago

Thanks, I’m trying to cut down…

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u/abugghaus7 13h ago

FINALLY! OMG!
Do you realize how far I had to scroll to FINALLY FIND someone referencing the OBVIOUS? lol
I mean... this is the ONLY reason I opened this thread up!

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u/Holy_Grail_Reference 7h ago

I am proud to say that I have still never seen this movie... and I never will.