r/Showerthoughts • u/return2ozma • 17h ago

Casual Thought I've never felt more like a criminal than walking into a movie theater trying to sneak food in.

803 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Mr_Faux_Regard • 18h ago

Speculation Maybe modern orcas don't attack humans in the wild because their great great grandparents associated us with easy food back when whaling was in much more common practice.

1.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/WindowAfraid5927 • 1d ago

Casual Thought People who spend a fortune on one hobby often can't understand why someone else spends a fortune on a different hobby.

3.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Acidyo • 1d ago

Casual Thought Evolution should've made all the boring every day tasks to stay healthy feel as good as when you clean your ears.

3.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/hjf25 • 1d ago

Musing The person who invented the undo button probably needed it more than most people.

2.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/BigFatherFigureHugo • 2d ago

Musing It's envying to see a nice house from the highway, until you realize you can see it from the highway.

3.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/imav8n • 3d ago

Casual Thought The growth-maturity moment, of boys/men needing to run to the store for feminine hygiene products, has largely been eliminated by self-checkout.

3.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/PingPangPongPung • 3d ago

Casual Thought Civilizations started from kids running away from home.

120 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/gammalsvenska • 4d ago

Casual Thought Comparing Armageddon (1998) and Don't Look Up (2021) shows how mindsets have changed over time.

3.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/finman28 • 4d ago

Speculation We know humans experience time at approximately the same rate because of how approximately close our reaction times are.

1.6k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Mobeast1985 • 5d ago

Casual Thought Having a photographic memory must have been hard to explain before the invention of the camera.

6.3k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Bucksin06 • 5d ago

Casual Thought Why don't soccer goalies have giant afros to help stop the ball?

199 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/AmagicFish • 5d ago

Casual Thought People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GTA IV by mistake.

14.0k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Zaylyn5355 • 8d ago

Speculation The Rabbit lost the race because he underestimated his competition, not because he wasn't "slow and steady".

4.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/palmerry • 8d ago

Casual Thought One of the unspoken benefits of working from home is never having to use a public bathroom.

4.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Dry-Accountant-1024 • 8d ago

Casual Thought If you use the internet almost every day, there has probably been a lot of money wasted on online ads that you never paid attention to or interacted with.

1.9k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/2meterNL • 8d ago

Casual Thought Time might be the only measurement you can discuss anywhere in the world without first converting the units.

2.5k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/atom644 • 8d ago

Casual Thought You could defeat Medusa by wrapping your arms and legs around her and then looking into her eyes.

6.7k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Watzch • 9d ago

Musing Someone born at 23:59 experiences less total birthday over their lifetime than someone born at 00:01.

0 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/GodPlayes • 9d ago

Casual Thought A billionaire probably has the same phone as you.

1.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/finman28 • 9d ago

Casual Thought Adults who wave like we teach kids to wave are viewed socially as a bit weird.

2.2k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/devsmack • 9d ago

Musing If AI is used to replace human workers, usage should be taxed as if it were human.

3.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/danielsoft1 • 10d ago

Speculation Maybe Fermi's paradox is because every civilization creates AI which destroys it.

4.6k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/wfezzari • 10d ago

Casual Thought Thanks to colonoscopies, the average number of cameras up one's butt is between zero and one.

2.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts • u/Tortugato • 10d ago

Musing Americans are relatively easier to scam because the culture encourages casual small talk between strangers, which gives hostile actors an easier way to get their “foot in the door”.

0 Upvotes

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