r/Showerthoughts 18h ago

Speculation Maybe modern orcas don't attack humans in the wild because their great great grandparents associated us with easy food back when whaling was in much more common practice.

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

Casual Thought I've never felt more like a criminal than walking into a movie theater trying to sneak food in.

805 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought People who spend a fortune on one hobby often can't understand why someone else spends a fortune on a different hobby.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Casual Thought Evolution should've made all the boring every day tasks to stay healthy feel as good as when you clean your ears.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Musing The person who invented the undo button probably needed it more than most people.

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r/Showerthoughts 2d ago

Musing It's envying to see a nice house from the highway, until you realize you can see it from the highway.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought The growth-maturity moment, of boys/men needing to run to the store for feminine hygiene products, has largely been eliminated by self-checkout.

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Casual Thought Comparing Armageddon (1998) and Don't Look Up (2021) shows how mindsets have changed over time.

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r/Showerthoughts 3d ago

Casual Thought Civilizations started from kids running away from home.

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r/Showerthoughts 4d ago

Speculation We know humans experience time at approximately the same rate because of how approximately close our reaction times are.

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r/Showerthoughts 5d ago

Casual Thought Having a photographic memory must have been hard to explain before the invention of the camera.

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r/Showerthoughts 5d ago

Casual Thought People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GTA IV by mistake.

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r/Showerthoughts 5d ago

Casual Thought Why don't soccer goalies have giant afros to help stop the ball?

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Speculation The Rabbit lost the race because he underestimated his competition, not because he wasn't "slow and steady".

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Casual Thought One of the unspoken benefits of working from home is never having to use a public bathroom.

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Casual Thought You could defeat Medusa by wrapping your arms and legs around her and then looking into her eyes.

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Casual Thought If you use the internet almost every day, there has probably been a lot of money wasted on online ads that you never paid attention to or interacted with.

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r/Showerthoughts 8d ago

Casual Thought Time might be the only measurement you can discuss anywhere in the world without first converting the units.

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Casual Thought A billionaire probably has the same phone as you.

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Casual Thought Adults who wave like we teach kids to wave are viewed socially as a bit weird.

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Musing If AI is used to replace human workers, usage should be taxed as if it were human.

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r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Speculation Maybe Fermi's paradox is because every civilization creates AI which destroys it.

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r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Casual Thought Thanks to colonoscopies, the average number of cameras up one's butt is between zero and one.

2.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 10d ago

Casual Thought It's sad people are confusing CGI with AI in media like they have with WIFI and the Internet.

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r/Showerthoughts 9d ago

Musing Someone born at 23:59 experiences less total birthday over their lifetime than someone born at 00:01.

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