r/timbers • u/Noah_Vanderhoff_630 • 3h ago
After much consideration and beating out East Coast teams and teams much closer to me I am thrilled to announce that I have chosen the Portland timbers to be the football club I support.
r/timbers • u/NWriot19 • 11h ago
It’s a momentous occasion being back in the park tonight. The smoke will be shining, the army will be singing, and the goals will be flowing. Unfortunately, the return comes at a time when the blazers’ future in Portland could not be more at risk, all because of a greedy fuck by the name of Tom Dundon.
If you’ve been following anything having to do with the blazers, chances are you already hate him. If not, you still might be aware of his schemes to bleed the Blazers dry. So why don’t we show him how we really feel tonight after the anthem?
r/timbers • u/kennethpoole • 15h ago
JACK CASSIDY ON THE LINE FOR ANOTHER 5-1 MASTERCLASS!!!!
THE GREATEST TURNAROUND IN MLS HISTORY HAS ALREADY BEGUN AND WE ARE STARTING UP OUR WIN STREAK TONIGHT!!!
PACK THE PARK CHEER THE BOYS TIMBERS +3
r/timbers • u/SegwayCop • 2h ago
Not at the game tonight and I'll be missing the first 15-30 minutes helping my little one to bed, but I'm ready to continue our post-Neville unbeaten run!
Kick off is at 7:42ish PM PST
20' - 🧤 Fingertip save near post by Pants! He pushed the shot onto the post. Phew!
34' - Amazing chance for Kelsy and he slips at the worst minute. Easy goal if he makes contact.
37' - 🟨 Yellow card for Miller. Dude fouled Antony 3 times and he gets a warning. Kamal goes into the book after 1. OK bud.
39' - Pants comes WAAAAY off his line and saves us, but dude was offside anyways.
2 minutes of stoppage
45+1' - ⚽️ They get one chance and the bury it. Fucking hell. Right on top of the D. Nobody closes him down and we concede. Fuck fuck fuck.
God fucking damn it. Kelsy needs to bury that fucking chance. So ridiculous. Dallas just sits back, absorbs pressure, counters and finishes their chance. They had a couple good looks. We had 1.
Let's hope we do something next half... Hopefully Velde comes off the bench and lights it up!
47' - Good chance right away. Smart ball from Antony to Bassett but he hits it high and wide.
55' - Chara & Velde ON 🔁 Caicedo & Lassiter OFF
59' - The dude who fouled Antony 3+ times in the first half finally gets a yellow card for ANOTHER foul.
63' - Velde with a HARD SHOT against the post. Then Kelsy crushes it as well and it hits the post. GK just sits on the ground and pretends like he is hurt for a while. Time wasting bastard.
67' - ⚽️ GOAL KELSY!!! SOME SCRAPPY SHIT GETS THE BALL TO HIT THE POST AND KELSY TAPS IT IN!
68' - Ball is in our net, but they were offside.
70' - Velde smashes a shot but a made for TV save by their keeper. The follow-up by Antony hits the side netting. WE NEED A SECOND!!
78' - Good freekick location. Da Costa is fouled about 25 yards out. Please please please
79' - DDC hits the wall and it falls kindly to Kelsy who tries to slip it over the keeper and hits the post AGAIN! GAAAH!
81' - Aravena & Mora ON 🔁 Bassett & Kelsy OFF (Kelsy came off limping after a collision with the keeper)
83' - Another dangerous FK location but for Dallas now...
88' - ⚽️ FUCKING DAMN IT. A forward gets 1v1 with Kamal and they slot it into the corner again. 2 absolutely clinical finishes from Dallas fucking hot garbage from the Timbers. Looks like we are chasing a tie now... God damn it.
89' - 🟨 Yellow card for Bye
9 minutes of stoppage
92' - ⚽️ MORAAAAA!!! VELDE SHOWS HIS QUALITY AND GETS BEYOND HIS MAN. HE PLAYS THE PERFECT BALL TO MORA WHO SLOTS IT!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!
94' - 🟨 Yellow card for the legend. Diego Chara.
97' - 🟨 Yellow card for one of their dorks.
99' - Fory plays a shitty pass to switch the play and it goes out. Ref gives us shit for extra extra time even though we scored in stoppage. Classic
Point rescued, but feels like we should have got more
r/timbers • u/Deansies • 7h ago
We should petition to get - Diego F. Chara Blvd. Dude is a legend.
Diego fucking Chara
Yellow card in hand
Diego fucking Chara
Will tackle all you lads
Diego fucking Chara
Commands the pitch with grace
Diego fucking Chara
While smiling in your face
r/timbers • u/Superflorious • 3h ago
Section Eleventy-one. DM me and they’re yours.
There’s a gentle breeze hitting us in the north end. It’s actually not too bad out here tonight.
r/timbers • u/RicDaSneak • 10h ago
Marti Cifuentes (WHOO WHOO!)
Marti Cifuentes (WHOO WHOO!)
He eats paella,
He drinks Estrella!
He hates fuckin Seattle!
r/timbers • u/ryswoff • 3h ago
If you normally park at Sunset and haven’t left yet, I’d park at Milikan Way or Beaverton Creek because Sunset is almost full with the Fire game tonight as well
r/timbers • u/IzilDizzle • 6h ago
And what’s the game plan if it’s out?
r/timbers • u/Jasongresham97024 • 22h ago
Any rumors on who we might go after to improve the team and who we will probably definitely lose to the transfer window
r/timbers • u/oso_oro28 • 1h ago
Anyone else watching on TV can't help but notice the guy sitting in 119-120ish that always wears a hard hat and throws his scarf in the air to obscure any corner kick in the SW portion of the pitch?
r/timbers • u/DolphinSexGod • 47m ago
Looks phenomenal on the road in Seattle, trips himself on one great chance in Portland and then bangs another wide open look off the post.
Man is killing me.
r/timbers • u/Top_Can_66 • 3h ago
I buy tickets a few times a year and miss the old CL days vs today’s SeatGeek. I found a FB ticket exchange but it looks to be just scammers/scalpers. Heard there is also an exchange within the TA but don’t know details. Anyone know how to get reasonably priced resale tickets?
r/timbers • u/DrUs510 • 2h ago
Hey Timbers Army! Got tickets for Oct 10. Vs KC any supporters going? Moved to MO and happy to go root for PTFC
r/timbers • u/DolphinSexGod • 25m ago
After absolutely bossing the game against Seattle, it really feels like he has disappeared since Velde came on. Really frustrating to see, since he definitely has the quality.
Definitely not a hate post to try to generate a winning goal, since my Kelsy post got a goal shortly after going up.
r/timbers • u/UnusualKey1139 • 1h ago
Please let this be his last season here, he is such poor quality I don’t think he would make the roster of any other MLS team in the league. He’s fast, ok that will last a couple years and then he’ll be a Sunday league player. Really can’t stand having him on the team if you haven’t noticed by now.
r/timbers • u/dtrappe • 1h ago
Seriously. You had your say, now have some class, and stop being juvenile, bully, douchebags.
