The Timbers spent all night last night trying to win the car.

missed the game last night. How did Moreno play and more importantly how did WE play? Just curious

Timber Review podcast from this result should be out Thursday afternoon.

Just sayin. #UnbeatableJack

Getting back into watching the Timbers after a several year hiatus. Are the apply TV broadcasts always so terrible? Tonight’s announcers sounded like they were calling a high school football game. Also the audio mix was abysmal. Figured out I could put the local radio audio in at the second half which made it a bit better but still not great. Was pretty underwhelmed by the Seattle game too.

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And that is completely absurd. But also incredible. Also, stonewall penalty on Kelsy before he came off.

After absolutely bossing the game against Seattle, it really feels like he has disappeared since Velde came on. Really frustrating to see, since he definitely has the quality.

Definitely not a hate post to try to generate a winning goal, since my Kelsy post got a goal shortly after going up.

Looks phenomenal on the road in Seattle, trips himself on one great chance in Portland and then bangs another wide open look off the post.

Man is killing me.

Seriously. You had your say, now have some class, and stop being juvenile, bully, douchebags.

Please let this be his last season here, he is such poor quality I don’t think he would make the roster of any other MLS team in the league. He’s fast, ok that will last a couple years and then he’ll be a Sunday league player. Really can’t stand having him on the team if you haven’t noticed by now.

Anyone else watching on TV can't help but notice the guy sitting in 119-120ish that always wears a hard hat and throws his scarf in the air to obscure any corner kick in the SW portion of the pitch?

Hey Timbers Army! Got tickets for Oct 10. Vs KC any supporters going? Moved to MO and happy to go root for PTFC

Not at the game tonight and I'll be missing the first 15-30 minutes helping my little one to bed, but I'm ready to continue our post-Neville unbeaten run!

HYPE THREAD

Lineup Thread

Kick off is at 7:42ish PM PST

MLS Match Center

Portland Timbers 2 - 2 FC Dallas

20' - 🧤 Fingertip save near post by Pants! He pushed the shot onto the post. Phew!

34' - Amazing chance for Kelsy and he slips at the worst minute. Easy goal if he makes contact.

37' - 🟨 Yellow card for Miller. Dude fouled Antony 3 times and he gets a warning. Kamal goes into the book after 1. OK bud.

39' - Pants comes WAAAAY off his line and saves us, but dude was offside anyways.

2 minutes of stoppage

45+1' - ⚽️ They get one chance and the bury it. Fucking hell. Right on top of the D. Nobody closes him down and we concede. Fuck fuck fuck.

Halftime

God fucking damn it. Kelsy needs to bury that fucking chance. So ridiculous. Dallas just sits back, absorbs pressure, counters and finishes their chance. They had a couple good looks. We had 1.

Let's hope we do something next half... Hopefully Velde comes off the bench and lights it up!

Halftime Stats

47' - Good chance right away. Smart ball from Antony to Bassett but he hits it high and wide.

55' - Chara & Velde ON 🔁 Caicedo & Lassiter OFF

59' - The dude who fouled Antony 3+ times in the first half finally gets a yellow card for ANOTHER foul.

63' - Velde with a HARD SHOT against the post. Then Kelsy crushes it as well and it hits the post. GK just sits on the ground and pretends like he is hurt for a while. Time wasting bastard.

67' - ⚽️ GOAL KELSY!!! SOME SCRAPPY SHIT GETS THE BALL TO HIT THE POST AND KELSY TAPS IT IN!

68' - Ball is in our net, but they were offside.

70' - Velde smashes a shot but a made for TV save by their keeper. The follow-up by Antony hits the side netting. WE NEED A SECOND!!

78' - Good freekick location. Da Costa is fouled about 25 yards out. Please please please

79' - DDC hits the wall and it falls kindly to Kelsy who tries to slip it over the keeper and hits the post AGAIN! GAAAH!

81' - Aravena & Mora ON 🔁 Bassett & Kelsy OFF (Kelsy came off limping after a collision with the keeper)

83' - Another dangerous FK location but for Dallas now...

88' - ⚽️ FUCKING DAMN IT. A forward gets 1v1 with Kamal and they slot it into the corner again. 2 absolutely clinical finishes from Dallas fucking hot garbage from the Timbers. Looks like we are chasing a tie now... God damn it.

89' - 🟨 Yellow card for Bye

9 minutes of stoppage

92' - ⚽️ MORAAAAA!!! VELDE SHOWS HIS QUALITY AND GETS BEYOND HIS MAN. HE PLAYS THE PERFECT BALL TO MORA WHO SLOTS IT!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

94' - 🟨 Yellow card for the legend. Diego Chara.

97' - 🟨 Yellow card for one of their dorks.

99' - Fory plays a shitty pass to switch the play and it goes out. Ref gives us shit for extra extra time even though we scored in stoppage. Classic

Game over

Point rescued, but feels like we should have got more

I buy tickets a few times a year and miss the old CL days vs today’s SeatGeek. I found a FB ticket exchange but it looks to be just scammers/scalpers. Heard there is also an exchange within the TA but don’t know details. Anyone know how to get reasonably priced resale tickets?

There’s a gentle breeze hitting us in the north end. It’s actually not too bad out here tonight.

Section Eleventy-one. DM me and they’re yours.

After much consideration and beating out East Coast teams and teams much closer to me I am thrilled to announce that I have chosen the Portland timbers to be the football club I support.

If you normally park at Sunset and haven’t left yet, I’d park at Milikan Way or Beaverton Creek because Sunset is almost full with the Fire game tonight as well

And what’s the game plan if it’s out?

We should petition to get - Diego F. Chara Blvd. Dude is a legend.

Diego fucking Chara

Yellow card in hand

Diego fucking Chara

Will tackle all you lads

Diego fucking Chara

Commands the pitch with grace

Diego fucking Chara

While smiling in your face