Our boy Kelsy next to Suarez and Son?! 3 goals in 2 games is just the beginning, and he could have had 3 last night if the post was an inch to the left.
Future star in the making. ✨

Inspirational beyond belief

The Timbers spent all night last night trying to win the car.

Timber Review podcast from this result should be out Thursday afternoon.

After much consideration and beating out East Coast teams and teams much closer to me I am thrilled to announce that I have chosen the Portland timbers to be the football club I support.

And that is completely absurd. But also incredible. Also, stonewall penalty on Kelsy before he came off.

Hello! I found a scarf in 204 last night and turned it into the customer service office

Just sayin. #UnbeatableJack

missed the game last night. How did Moreno play and more importantly how did WE play? Just curious

I signed up for the scavenger hunt today and they were claimed within 10minutes. I work 5 blocks from one of the sites and was barely out of the lobby before it was over.

How many were they handing out?

Not at the game tonight and I'll be missing the first 15-30 minutes helping my little one to bed, but I'm ready to continue our post-Neville unbeaten run!

HYPE THREAD

Lineup Thread

Kick off is at 7:42ish PM PST

MLS Match Center

Portland Timbers 2 - 2 FC Dallas

20' - 🧤 Fingertip save near post by Pants! He pushed the shot onto the post. Phew!

34' - Amazing chance for Kelsy and he slips at the worst minute. Easy goal if he makes contact.

37' - 🟨 Yellow card for Miller. Dude fouled Antony 3 times and he gets a warning. Kamal goes into the book after 1. OK bud.

39' - Pants comes WAAAAY off his line and saves us, but dude was offside anyways.

2 minutes of stoppage

45+1' - ⚽️ They get one chance and the bury it. Fucking hell. Right on top of the D. Nobody closes him down and we concede. Fuck fuck fuck.

Halftime

God fucking damn it. Kelsy needs to bury that fucking chance. So ridiculous. Dallas just sits back, absorbs pressure, counters and finishes their chance. They had a couple good looks. We had 1.

Let's hope we do something next half... Hopefully Velde comes off the bench and lights it up!

Halftime Stats

47' - Good chance right away. Smart ball from Antony to Bassett but he hits it high and wide.

55' - Chara & Velde ON 🔁 Caicedo & Lassiter OFF

59' - The dude who fouled Antony 3+ times in the first half finally gets a yellow card for ANOTHER foul.

63' - Velde with a HARD SHOT against the post. Then Kelsy crushes it as well and it hits the post. GK just sits on the ground and pretends like he is hurt for a while. Time wasting bastard.

67' - ⚽️ GOAL KELSY!!! SOME SCRAPPY SHIT GETS THE BALL TO HIT THE POST AND KELSY TAPS IT IN!

68' - Ball is in our net, but they were offside.

70' - Velde smashes a shot but a made for TV save by their keeper. The follow-up by Antony hits the side netting. WE NEED A SECOND!!

78' - Good freekick location. Da Costa is fouled about 25 yards out. Please please please

79' - DDC hits the wall and it falls kindly to Kelsy who tries to slip it over the keeper and hits the post AGAIN! GAAAH!

81' - Aravena & Mora ON 🔁 Bassett & Kelsy OFF (Kelsy came off limping after a collision with the keeper)

83' - Another dangerous FK location but for Dallas now...

88' - ⚽️ FUCKING DAMN IT. A forward gets 1v1 with Kamal and they slot it into the corner again. 2 absolutely clinical finishes from Dallas fucking hot garbage from the Timbers. Looks like we are chasing a tie now... God damn it.

89' - 🟨 Yellow card for Bye

9 minutes of stoppage

92' - ⚽️ MORAAAAA!!! VELDE SHOWS HIS QUALITY AND GETS BEYOND HIS MAN. HE PLAYS THE PERFECT BALL TO MORA WHO SLOTS IT!! LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

94' - 🟨 Yellow card for the legend. Diego Chara.

97' - 🟨 Yellow card for one of their dorks.

99' - Fory plays a shitty pass to switch the play and it goes out. Ref gives us shit for extra extra time even though we scored in stoppage. Classic

Game over

Point rescued, but feels like we should have got more

Getting back into watching the Timbers after a several year hiatus. Are the apply TV broadcasts always so terrible? Tonight’s announcers sounded like they were calling a high school football game. Also the audio mix was abysmal. Figured out I could put the local radio audio in at the second half which made it a bit better but still not great. Was pretty underwhelmed by the Seattle game too.

There’s a gentle breeze hitting us in the north end. It’s actually not too bad out here tonight.

Section Eleventy-one. DM me and they’re yours.

It’s a momentous occasion being back in the park tonight. The smoke will be shining, the army will be singing, and the goals will be flowing. Unfortunately, the return comes at a time when the blazers’ future in Portland could not be more at risk, all because of a greedy fuck by the name of Tom Dundon.

If you’ve been following anything having to do with the blazers, chances are you already hate him. If not, you still might be aware of his schemes to bleed the Blazers dry. So why don’t we show him how we really feel tonight after the anthem?

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Looks phenomenal on the road in Seattle, trips himself on one great chance in Portland and then bangs another wide open look off the post.

Man is killing me.

Anyone else watching on TV can't help but notice the guy sitting in 119-120ish that always wears a hard hat and throws his scarf in the air to obscure any corner kick in the SW portion of the pitch?

If you normally park at Sunset and haven’t left yet, I’d park at Milikan Way or Beaverton Creek because Sunset is almost full with the Fire game tonight as well

We should petition to get - Diego F. Chara Blvd. Dude is a legend.

Diego fucking Chara

Yellow card in hand

Diego fucking Chara

Will tackle all you lads

Diego fucking Chara

Commands the pitch with grace

Diego fucking Chara

While smiling in your face