r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

don’t shine that torch in my face, mate. i’ve just lost a pint of blood.

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r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

Alan’s Hot Topic

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r/AlanPartridge 4h ago

View t kill

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94 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 10h ago

Who's the boy with the lovely hair?

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52 Upvotes

It's Jakko M. Jakszyk


r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

Search me, search me!

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37 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 8h ago

And whilst it did give me a mild high, during which I did get a bit hot and couldn't stop talking about Lewis Hamilton, it was nothing I couldn't handle

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r/AlanPartridge 5h ago

Vandals got to your car again?

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29 Upvotes

Scum, subhuman scum!


r/AlanPartridge 3h ago

That was a conference which we set up. We looked into its operation and closed it down again. It was inoperable

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r/AlanPartridge 15h ago

Lyn, that is not a penis.

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r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting

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r/AlanPartridge 1h ago

PPLLEAASSE say someone else just heard Micheal from Sunderland on LBC?

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Someone else must have just heard Michael from Sunderland talking about ‘deez tiny boosses they’s have in Toorkey man’. Did I dream it? Was on at about 19:55 just now.


r/AlanPartridge 2h ago

I’d have to say…. The best of Queen

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r/AlanPartridge 22h ago

I bet he eats that yellow stuff in tins

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