r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Alan's FACT of the DAY! Alan Partridge quiz in Manchester next week

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153 Upvotes

If you're based in the north west and you're free next Wednesday night...

Join us at the Abel Heywood in Manchester to celebrate a fine man, from a fine city. Wednesday 29th July at 8pm, £2pp!

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r/AlanPartridge 1h ago

PPLLEAASSE say someone else just heard Micheal from Sunderland on LBC?

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Someone else must have just heard Michael from Sunderland talking about ‘deez tiny boosses they’s have in Toorkey man’. Did I dream it? Was on at about 19:55 just now.


r/AlanPartridge 2h ago

I’d have to say…. The best of Queen

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12 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 3h ago

That was a conference which we set up. We looked into its operation and closed it down again. It was inoperable

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31 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5h ago

View t kill

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95 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

Vandals got to your car again?

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28 Upvotes

Scum, subhuman scum!


r/AlanPartridge 6h ago

don’t shine that torch in my face, mate. i’ve just lost a pint of blood.

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148 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 9h ago

And whilst it did give me a mild high, during which I did get a bit hot and couldn't stop talking about Lewis Hamilton, it was nothing I couldn't handle

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30 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 10h ago

Who's the boy with the lovely hair?

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53 Upvotes

It's Jakko M. Jakszyk


r/AlanPartridge 13h ago

Search me, search me!

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38 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 15h ago

Lyn, that is not a penis.

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23 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 23h ago

I bet he eats that yellow stuff in tins

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0 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Alan’s Hot Topic

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111 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting

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23 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Trying to enjoy a day at the zoo and would you believe it..

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237 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

This country!

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16 Upvotes

from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

What is your favourite motorway?

17 Upvotes

Mid Morning Matters


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

It'd eaten all me fags, man...

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76 Upvotes

So I hoyed it in a shopping bag and left it on a bus


r/AlanPartridge 1d ago

Lynn, that is not a penis

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107 Upvotes

It looks like a mouse's head!


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Denim is the Devil

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58 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Was Alan’s line “I’ve just been eating some mousse / moose” a deliberate double entendre ?

0 Upvotes

This has always troubled me


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

Can I just shock you

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14 Upvotes

I like Spain


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

See she’s not stopping me!

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392 Upvotes

Ooh, I’d like to kiss her.


r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high World Cups, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em,

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124 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 2d ago

You’ve… You’ve popped out again!

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278 Upvotes