r/AlanPartridge • u/like_a_velvet_glove • 5h ago
don’t shine that torch in my face, mate. i’ve just lost a pint of blood.
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r/AlanPartridge • u/pop-not-broth • 3h ago
That was a conference which we set up. We looked into its operation and closed it down again. It was inoperable
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r/AlanPartridge • u/limitedregrett • 1h ago
PPLLEAASSE say someone else just heard Micheal from Sunderland on LBC?
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Someone else must have just heard Michael from Sunderland talking about ‘deez tiny boosses they’s have in Toorkey man’. Did I dream it? Was on at about 19:55 just now.
r/AlanPartridge • u/RealEnergyEigenstate • 5h ago
Vandals got to your car again?
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Scum, subhuman scum!
r/AlanPartridge • u/bit_crusherrrr • 10h ago
Who's the boy with the lovely hair?
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It's Jakko M. Jakszyk
r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 8h ago
And whilst it did give me a mild high, during which I did get a bit hot and couldn't stop talking about Lewis Hamilton, it was nothing I couldn't handle
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Bad-Banana-from-Mars • 23h ago
Alan’s Hot Topic
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r/AlanPartridge • u/heavilylost • 1d ago
Trying to enjoy a day at the zoo and would you believe it..
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r/AlanPartridge • u/HydesBrewery • 1d ago
Alan's FACT of the DAY! Alan Partridge quiz in Manchester next week
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If you're based in the north west and you're free next Wednesday night...
Join us at the Abel Heywood in Manchester to celebrate a fine man, from a fine city. Wednesday 29th July at 8pm, £2pp!
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r/AlanPartridge • u/gelliant_gutfright • 23h ago
Did you know that there are no Dutch elms left in Britain? Completely wiped out. Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Blackbird0084 • 1d ago
It'd eaten all me fags, man...
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So I hoyed it in a shopping bag and left it on a bus
r/AlanPartridge • u/pop-not-broth • 1d ago
This country!
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from Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
r/AlanPartridge • u/Central_Region • 1d ago
What is your favourite motorway?
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Mid Morning Matters
r/AlanPartridge • u/ADZ1LL4 • 1d ago
Lynn, that is not a penis
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It looks like a mouse's head!
r/AlanPartridge • u/ejc1279 • 2d ago
See she’s not stopping me!
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Ooh, I’d like to kiss her.
r/AlanPartridge • u/Level-Ad7536 • 2d ago
You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And inside these big sheds are twenty-foot-high World Cups, because of all the chemicals you've put in 'em,
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r/AlanPartridge • u/Gnome_Hats • 3d ago
Bonoooooo?
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Nah he's not here. D'you fancy a curry?