r/greentext • u/caramelsumo • 4h ago

Anon's mother is overcharged

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732 Upvotes
13 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 10h ago

Sopranosposting

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4.4k Upvotes
111 comments

r/greentext • u/PrestigiousWin6415 • 6h ago

Anon causes an unpleasant experience

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3.5k Upvotes
92 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 6h ago

Ammon wants to keep his Lego

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470 Upvotes
32 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 20h ago

If Anon was lonely how did he have a best friend?

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3.0k Upvotes
40 comments

r/greentext • u/ShepardComandante • 6h ago

Anon takes a break

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153 Upvotes
5 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 17h ago

Anon on the Eva girls

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1.0k Upvotes
73 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 8h ago

Anon has 20/20 hindsight

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127 Upvotes
10 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 19h ago

Anons on El Salvador

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782 Upvotes
177 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

The manager already knows my name

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4.4k Upvotes
102 comments

r/greentext • u/Wrong_Amoeba1369 • 23h ago

I'll hack your f**king system

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925 Upvotes
17 comments

r/greentext • u/MedicalAd6483 • 1d ago

Anon was mistaken

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1.1k Upvotes
21 comments

r/greentext • u/CherryinaVeloura • 1d ago

I hope life gets better for Anon.

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1.6k Upvotes
152 comments

r/greentext • u/Mean-Coconut-366 • 9m ago

Feels bad man

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• Upvotes
3 comments

r/greentext • u/ijustwannanap • 1d ago

It's so simple!

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4.4k Upvotes
62 comments

r/greentext • u/NewTeach7570 • 1d ago

Love that she holds my arm when we're out

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9.7k Upvotes
259 comments

r/greentext • u/SnooPies6131 • 1d ago

Anon on the employed

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1.4k Upvotes
50 comments

r/greentext • u/Sea_Internal1351 • 1d ago

Look at contacts

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4.2k Upvotes
36 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon would rather be named Sue.

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1.3k Upvotes
69 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

This story is fake because Anon would never walk outside

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2.5k Upvotes
31 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

The Loser in high school

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205 Upvotes
14 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon is agape

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404 Upvotes
87 comments

r/greentext • u/NewEnthusiasm4156 • 2d ago

Anon realises...

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5.7k Upvotes
84 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 1d ago

Anon discovers third world justice

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744 Upvotes
121 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on the Evangelion manga

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521 Upvotes
52 comments