r/greentext • u/caramelsumo • 1h ago

Anon's mother is overcharged

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/greentext • u/ShepardComandante • 2h ago

Anon takes a break

96 Upvotes

3 comments

r/greentext • u/PrestigiousWin6415 • 3h ago

Anon causes an unpleasant experience

1.8k Upvotes

66 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 3h ago

Ammon wants to keep his Lego

307 Upvotes

31 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 5h ago

Anon has 20/20 hindsight

112 Upvotes

9 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 7h ago

Sopranosposting

3.8k Upvotes

106 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 14h ago

Anon on the Eva girls

964 Upvotes

72 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 15h ago

Anons on El Salvador

748 Upvotes

173 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 17h ago

If Anon was lonely how did he have a best friend?

2.9k Upvotes

39 comments

r/greentext • u/Wrong_Amoeba1369 • 19h ago

I'll hack your f**king system

864 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/MedicalAd6483 • 21h ago

Anon was mistaken

1.1k Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/CherryinaVeloura • 1d ago

I hope life gets better for Anon.

1.6k Upvotes

151 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

The manager already knows my name

4.2k Upvotes

101 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 1d ago

The Loser in high school

197 Upvotes

14 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon would rather be named Sue.

1.3k Upvotes

69 comments

r/greentext • u/SnooPies6131 • 1d ago

Anon on the employed

1.4k Upvotes

50 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon is agape

393 Upvotes

88 comments

r/greentext • u/ijustwannanap • 1d ago

It's so simple!

4.4k Upvotes

62 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

This story is fake because Anon would never walk outside

2.5k Upvotes

30 comments

r/greentext • u/Sea_Internal1351 • 1d ago

Look at contacts

4.2k Upvotes

36 comments

r/greentext • u/NewTeach7570 • 1d ago

Love that she holds my arm when we're out

9.7k Upvotes

257 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on the Evangelion manga

518 Upvotes

50 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 1d ago

Anon discovers third world justice

738 Upvotes

119 comments

r/greentext • u/stefan5641 • 1d ago

Anon works in a bar

145 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/CommercialOld6558 • 1d ago

Why are people so unappreciative?

352 Upvotes

41 comments

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