r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 12h ago

Anon on the Eva girls

919 Upvotes

72 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 13h ago

Anons on El Salvador

726 Upvotes

171 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1h ago

Ammon wants to keep his Lego

• Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/CherryinaVeloura • 22h ago

I hope life gets better for Anon.

1.5k Upvotes

150 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 15h ago

If Anon was lonely how did he have a best friend?

2.7k Upvotes

39 comments

r/greentext • u/MedicalAd6483 • 19h ago

Anon was mistaken

1.0k Upvotes

21 comments

r/greentext • u/Wrong_Amoeba1369 • 17h ago

I'll hack your f**king system

810 Upvotes

17 comments

r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 5h ago

Sopranosposting

3.3k Upvotes

94 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 23h ago

The manager already knows my name

4.2k Upvotes

100 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 3h ago

Anon has 20/20 hindsight

98 Upvotes

8 comments

r/greentext • u/PrestigiousWin6415 • 1h ago

Anon causes an unpleasant experience

• Upvotes

32 comments

r/greentext • u/ShepardComandante • 1h ago

Anon takes a break

• Upvotes

1 comment

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