r/greentext • u/Ligano_Resurrected • 4h ago

Sopranosposting

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2.8k Upvotes
82 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 14h ago

If Anon was lonely how did he have a best friend?

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2.7k Upvotes
39 comments

r/greentext • u/crimsonfukr457 • 11h ago

Anon on the Eva girls

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899 Upvotes
69 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 12h ago

Anons on El Salvador

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698 Upvotes
170 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 22h ago

The manager already knows my name

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4.1k Upvotes
100 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 2h ago

Anon has 20/20 hindsight

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84 Upvotes
7 comments

r/greentext • u/ExpertAd4171 • 1d ago

Anon does not have experience

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5.0k Upvotes
200 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 27m ago

Ammon wants to keep his Lego

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• Upvotes
3 comments

r/greentext • u/Wrong_Amoeba1369 • 16h ago

I'll hack your f**king system

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786 Upvotes
17 comments

r/greentext • u/MedicalAd6483 • 18h ago

Anon was mistaken

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1.0k Upvotes
20 comments

r/greentext • u/CherryinaVeloura • 21h ago

I hope life gets better for Anon.

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1.5k Upvotes
147 comments

r/greentext • u/ijustwannanap • 1d ago

It's so simple!

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4.3k Upvotes
61 comments

r/greentext • u/NewTeach7570 • 1d ago

Love that she holds my arm when we're out

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9.5k Upvotes
256 comments

r/greentext • u/PrestigiousWin6415 • 4m ago

Anon causes an unpleasant experience

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• Upvotes
4 comments

r/greentext • u/SnooPies6131 • 1d ago

Anon on the employed

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1.4k Upvotes
51 comments

r/greentext • u/Sea_Internal1351 • 1d ago

Look at contacts

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4.1k Upvotes
36 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon would rather be named Sue.

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1.3k Upvotes
69 comments

r/greentext • u/Meteorstar101 • 1d ago

This story is fake because Anon would never walk outside

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2.5k Upvotes
29 comments

r/greentext • u/AlphaMassDeBeta • 23h ago

The Loser in high school

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192 Upvotes
14 comments

r/greentext • u/Meat-Stick-Murderer • 1d ago

Anon is agape

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381 Upvotes
88 comments

r/greentext • u/NewEnthusiasm4156 • 1d ago

Anon realises...

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5.6k Upvotes
84 comments

r/greentext • u/Hefty_Commercial3771 • 1d ago

Anon discovers third world justice

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733 Upvotes
119 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon on the Evangelion manga

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511 Upvotes
50 comments

r/greentext • u/Mamadouro17 • 2d ago

The ultimate gaming experience

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2.7k Upvotes
42 comments

r/greentext • u/TheIronzombie39 • 2d ago

McCarthyism

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3.3k Upvotes
59 comments