50 [M4F] #London Attractive Professional Male

M4F

Attractive, cultured, easy going professional male looking to meet new people HMU, have a good day

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​Read to the end or I won't respond!

Hot take: You Can Be A True Fan Without Knowing Every Single Detail About The Person.

Traveling to alaska for nerd stuff

Being 41 years old, its hard to think there is anyone out there for me. I am a very niche want. I often make the joke that I could win the lottery 4 time in my lifetime before finding the man ill spend my life with. Odds of 1 and 7 septiliton, arn't those fun odds.

**So here it is:**

I am a 41 year old transwoman panromatic with demisexual flair.

I am neurospicy which can be challenging and have memory issues with semi-face blindness.

I am looking for my last person to start and finish my life with. THE ONLY DUMB QUESTIONS IS THE ONE NOT ASKED. I promise that any question you ask me with the intention of not trying to offend me won't offend me.

I am a nerd/geek. Comics, D&D, Larping, writing, art, magic the gathering and more

​LARPING is a huge part of my life, I would love to be able to share it with someone the rest of my life.

**Deal breakers:** smoking, vaping, smoking weed (For health reasons, I absolutely cannot be around someone who smokes and vapes, and someone who smokes weed alot), excessive drinking and missing a required video chat within two weeks to prove you are who you say you are.

**Yellow flags** are not wanting pictures of us, distance (i prefer within 10 hours DRIVE!), and aversion to anything social media.

I am not a bad person, big girl, adorable and a great personality. If you get to know me, I'm a Goddess

If you want to message me go ahead but you MUST answer the following questions IN YOUR FIRST MESSAGE before I will respond:

* Where did you find me? AKA what subreddit

* Age, Location and Pronouns

* What was your worst hotel/travel experience?

Hope we chat later.

I'm looking for connection, conversation, and intimacy. Someone to chat with throughout the day, talk about how things are going, have long conversations, and really get to know each other. Since I'm recently divorced, I'm not looking to get jump into something super serious but won't write it off, but I do miss having a close connection with someone.

Some things I tend to like in a woman is someone smart, sweet, caring, empathetic, open-minded, and curious. Someone who likes exploring new things and having deeper conversations. I tend to connect well with women who enjoy reading romance/smut, have a high libido, and are comfortable talking openly about a variety of topics.

If I have to pick a "type" I would say more of the goth, emo, witchy vibe that kind that if you wear makeup it is the darker styles/colors. Also with tattoos or at least enjoys them, and maybe a nose ring lol. I also find I usually mesh best with bi women, and also I am such a huge sucker for a woman who likes to wear thongs. I don't know exactly why, but that's been my experience.

I'd love to meet someone who enjoys science, space, and learning about interesting things. I'm not religious, and I'm curious about learning about witch stuff.

It would be great if you're someone who likes texting often, sharing pictures, and staying connected throughout the day.

About me, I like to chill, play on my phone, cook, relax and just unwind, have some whiskey, to color naughty colorbook style pics on my phone, listen to smut, am a switch, (naughty Pic in profile, not a D Pic), I enjoy games and want to play more, and honestly I would love to have someone who likes to push me and can be a pain in my ass but in a way that is enjoyable (take that as you will lol).

But, being a good single dad takes time and energy, so I'd like someone who understands the realities of parenting and what it means to be a good father first. So some nights will be harder as will some weekends. But I do have the good snacks too. Lol

If any of this sounds like you, I'd love to chat.

I'm a 48 year old guy, stable and fun loving, but currently stuck in a dead bedroom situation. I'm looking for a kind, adventurous woman who misses that spark as much as I do.
I have a high libido and I'm looking for a partner who is enthusiastic about intimacy and wants to make it a fun, regular part of life again. If you're warm hearted, enjoy a good laugh, and are looking for a consistent physical and emotional connection, I'd love to hear from you.
Tell me your best dad joke so I know you read my post.
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35 year old single straight hispanic. 6’2. Fit, professional, educated, honest, safe, trustworthy, respectful and clean. I don’t drink or smoke.

I like fit or thin women only. Single or taken. Good hygiene is important. Must have a really strong bed 🛏️. I value quality over quantity. Good vibes only.

I live in Westchester, NY and prefer someone local, but willing to drive. Privacy guaranteed and can be very discreet if needed, as in, I can disguise myself as a plumber or sneak in through the back door.

Also I'm bringing my tv, bluray, and movie collection. About me: simple guy from Europe. Into movies. Very into movies. Give your best recommendations! I also love being outdoors. Hiking and cycling is my thing. Willing to share some photos from my hikes.

I'm actually at work now but it's not going to be a busy shift so I'll be more than happy if You message me.

If you've read this far, I owe you a cookie. :)

I want to connect with a good woman to talk about love, life and anything else that suits us.

Successful professional with a complicated family life I’m happy to explain. Otherwise, easy-going, fun-loving, always looking for laughter. No judging, no expectations.

Lots of interests, worldly, wise and maybe even charming.

Tall, dad’s bod, blue eyes. Happy to exchange pics.

Let’s enjoy each other’s company.

Looking for someone local, would prefer not to do long distances. A reasonable one, maybe. Dirty South born and raised, just moved to Queens, NYC.

I like guys who are adventurous and risk takers. I’m a big kid. My weekends include 90s cartoons and cereal. I don’t mind going out but I’m not much of a party person anymore. I like trees 💨 I would hope my co-pilot would to. But no biggie if not.

I do enjoy star gazing, music jam sessions, freestyle rapping sessions, road trips, traveling, Janet Jackson and anything X-Men or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles related.

I have pics so let’s not play the pic game! You can send me one and answer these 3 questions.

1. What’s the last horror movie that genuinely creeped you out?

2. What’s the last horror movie that walked out of or turned off because it was stupid?

3. What’s the last horror movie you watched twice because it was just that good?

Hello friends!

I’m on here looking to find a BBW who is interested in exploring their kinks.

Together let’s discuss the things that turn us on or off. The things we’d like to try and the things we can only tell strangers we find here on line.

I work from home, so I have a lot of free time on my hands. Spoiler for one of my big kinks… I like to edge all day.

If this sounds fun you know what to do… drop me a line! Let’s see how naughty… or nice we are.

I am an older retired man living in Las Vegas seeking a woman for friendship, relationship or travel. I am open to a wide range in age so please don't be shy.

I grew up in New York, lived in south Florida, Los Angeles and for many years in the San Francisco Bay Area before retiring in Las Vegas.

I am in good physical condition 5'9" 140 pounds.

Photos available upon request and will answer any reasonable questions.

Live in Las Vegas, not too far away or visit on occasion. I would prefer someone local but Las Vegas is a travel destination so if you are visiting it could be a good place to start.

Working from home is nice and all and sure has its perks but it can be a bit isolating sometimes with no coworkers around to banter with. I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling that way so it'd be nice to link up with some people to maybe get some longterm chats going. Topic wise I'm not particularly picky so anything from casual to private is game with me as long I don't have to feel like I'm carrying the conversation.

I mean I'm by now means prude and could probably easily outweird you but even I have to draw a line somewhere. And since a lot of people ask for pics immediately, I have one of what I look like on my profile if you really need to know to ahve a conversation.Other than that, shoot me your age, location and something interesting and we can get the conversation going, I don't bite:)

Hey there folks, i hope its a wonderful Wednesday! Im simply looking for a fun and engaging person to chat with during my day today. A few things about me:

• avid reader

• pet parent

• nerdy

• loves to yap

• horror enjoyer

• will swap pics of cool places and myself and pet if you're willing to do the same.

Come say more then (hey, hi, sup) hello and lets see where it goes?

Yo, I’m a single dad of 2 one of my kids has grown up other still young, I’m a typical guy love sport especially football and Liverpool Fc. Enjoy the odd outdoor walk, playing ps5 and watching occasional tv seasons.

Looking for a nice girl to communicate with and grow a connection.
Be good just to get back into that side of things again

I’m quite thin but very tall 6ft 4!

If any of you beautiful ladies would like to chat more send is a msg and can see if we a have a connection.

NO I WILL NOT BUY YOUR ONLY FANS!!!
Anyone who gets in contact and asks will be deleted.

(Use telegram,Reddit and x) have no other socials

Look forward to hearing from you

D x

Looking to make some new friends!
I’m 42, married, and a dad of two. Between work and family, it can be tough finding people with the same interests, so I figured I’d put myself out there.
My biggest hobby is gaming—video games, board games, TCGs and puzzles. I’m also a D&D Dungeon Master, currently writing my own fantasy novel, and I’m always up for talking world-building, characters, or anything fantasy.
Outside of that, I’m a huge fan of Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Marvel, DC, WWE, and just about anything that brings back that awesome ’80s/‘90s nostalgia. If you miss Blockbuster Video, Toys “R” Us, or Saturday morning cartoons, we’ll get along just fine.
I’m hoping to meet people around my age (give or take) who enjoy similar things. I’m in the US so I prefer talking to someone in those time zones. Bonus points if you’re also a parent, a gamer, or just someone who enjoys good conversations about nerdy stuff.
One thing to mention up front: I don’t drink or use 420—just not my thing.
If any of this sounds like you, send me a message! Always happy to meet fellow parent geeks, gamers, and nostalgic souls.

New Brunswicker looking for the elusive Canadian women that likes to talk and not into ghosting, is that you? Also open around the world just keep in mind I'm on the Atlantic time zone

A little about me

A chef

Working on getting back in shape

Music junkie

I love listening to comical podcasts

I watch more cooking shows then I care to admit

On Pinterest more than I care to admit

No kids

1 dog 2 cats

I'm a white 48 year old guy, stable and fun loving, but currently stuck in a dead bedroom situation. I'm looking for a kind, adventurous woman who misses that spark as much as I do.
I have a high libido and I'm looking for a partner who is enthusiastic about intimacy and wants to make it a fun, regular part of life again. If you're warm hearted, enjoy a good laugh, and are looking for a consistent physical and emotional connection, I'd love to hear from you.
Tell me your best dad joke so I know you read my post.
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I’m from GMT+7:30 so if you feel like it’s too far to talk to, that’s totally understandable.
I’m looking for making friends as well as a long term/serious connection. Preferable between 35-45.
I have some hobbies that I can tell u. I do like doing a road trips so if you don’t mind the driving, I’m totally down to be in your passenger seat.
I’m also very into detective series, crime solving, animation movies and some funny romantics too.
Horror and Thriller totally a NO.
Not really a vdo game kind of girl but more a broad, strategy one-one kind of game. Prefer sth for the brain and fun playing together or with group.
Musics: most of all except hardcore rock or any loud musics. Prefer indie, soft pop, dance pop, any pop, soul, alternative. Had to tell u Avicci is my favorite. Besides I know Kygo and a few other too.
Totally a dance girl to Reggaeton, Latina, Afro or just dance generally.
Well, I do prefer someone ranging between Europe, Aussie, and US because I do love to received affections and intimacy from the prospected partners.

East Coast girl who briefly traded Pennsylvania for Texas while finishing my master’s before making my way back home.

By day I work in child welfare and my nights and weekend are spent moonlighting as a boot and denim expert.

Outside of work, you’ll usually find me wandering thrift stores looking for treasures, tending my flower garden, trying a new craft brewery, mixing a good cocktail, decorating my house, planning my next road trip, or getting lost in a book.

I’m happiest with people who are respectful, emotionally intelligent, and communicative. If you enjoy conversations that take unexpected twists and turns, we’ll probably get along just fine. I can be a little sassy, and I appreciate someone who can dish it right back—with a good sense of humor.

Looking strictly for friendship. Bonus points if you’re around 40, educated (PhD earns extra nerd points 😄), emotionally intelligent, funny, and capable of carrying a conversation without it feeling like an interview.

Tell me: What’s the subreddit you visit most often?

Permanently leaving Reddit July 26, of 2026, or permanently leaving July 29, 2026, if you would want to exchange Discord handles, let me know, I don't respond to comments, or starting the conversation in the comment section and I just think that's weird when the intro should be in a chat reqs anyways.

What I should clarify from my older posts on my main PralineBudget posts.

However, I should also include that I never included if I can make online connections with non-heavy gamers, to be honest if you're a basic gamer, that lightly plays that's okay with me, I never clarified on any of my posts that I'm comfortably fine with just texting about video games in general (however, texting me about video games may/might be boring for you though.)

Even then, I should also address the reason why I would say could/maybe boring is because I don't know hardly anything new for gaming these days, unless it's upcoming video game releases, remakes and remasters.

Old-skool games for example old-skool Nintendo consoles, older PlayStation consoles are where I thrive for convos anyways.

To be honest in this post, I've not purchased a new game in over a year in a half I didn't, I know in my past posts I've discussed about purchasing Mario Party Jamboree for the Nintendo Switch, but I've forgotten to do that, instead I kept on shopping for Sleep Token merch, or handmade Sleep Token merch you can buy on Depop, Vinted and apps that are similar to that.

Even then, I should also address/admit here that I enjoy watching people play let's play videos, it's honestly relaxing to be honest.

Helpful tips on how not to message me, if your MAIN goal is to bore me and make me become into Dragon Priest ash (for Redditors that don't know what Skyrim is, which is borderline embarrassing that you don't lol, is a pun and I'd enjoy making a lot of puns if you couldn't tell as well.)

However, I should also address now moving forward from this, this is another way to put me to sleep and make me die amongst the void.

I enjoy the Silent Hill original game.

That's kool you enjoy the Silent Hill original game, but could've texted maybe a sentence or two more than just that?

That just feels kind of dry 🦴 and I wouldn't want to waste my energy typing out a two or three sentence long text message, because your response would be alright, that's kool, alright I agree with you, that's nice and other variations of this dryer than a Ash Yam convos that could happen anyways.

These monologue convos are literally SUPER boring to me, I cannot have the attention span for SUPER boring convos, I can instantly just stop talking to the person quickly if I notice the person is just going to keep being monologue throughout our convos daily, with my autistic 360 fk ass and I'd take this literally.

Even then, I should also address before ending this post, if I miss your joke that's not because you failed to make the joke land, I'm autistic fk ass 360, I even had SOME Redditors telling me in the past, I didn't think you were this autistic getting to know you, text you more, you really are way too autistic for me and after that well that person left the building on me alongside the other one blocked me 💀

However, I should also address, I'm not a huge fan of A.I. even though I got temporarily suspended for 3 days from Reddit for disrupting subreddits with my A.I. posting, when that is false, I don't even enjoy A.I and since I don't enjoy A.I. why would I use that in any of my posts 💀

That's why I don't use IG anymore, when I was/were in my early 20s, I didn't care about how Meta operated, now I'd care how Meta operated, but the most embarrassing app of all the popular social media app has to be TikTok, for that embarrassing ''political paid speech about saving their app 💀''

Even then, I should also address that if you don't enjoy this post I would ask if you could refrain from reporting this post, because I could receive a 7 day temporary ban on my account and then after that is a permanent ban from this website.

What if I come across this post a few days later, or a few weeks later and older than a Dragon Priest ashes?

That's fine, I'll have my social handles posted on my pro anyways.

Even then, if you want to know what PralineBudget gets up to in her day life that has already been pinned on my post and maybe that can help you build a creative chat reqs? However, I should also address that I don't respond to hi messages, or several variations of hi messages, all I ask if you can share your age, region, interests, hobbies and I shouldn't have to be able to ask that out of you first anyways 🦩

If you've any pets, I would love to see photos of your pets as well 🥂

Hi there!

Do you love deep conversations that wander from philosophy to fandoms to what makes people tick? Do you light up at the thought of being both playful and purposeful in your relationship? 

Then read on.

Before I get into the fun stuff, a few dealbreakers:

🚭 Smoking: I can’t stand the smell.

👶 Kids: I do not want them, and I had a vasectomy to ensure I won't have them.

🐾 Pets: I have a pitbull mix named Tony who I’m trying to help be less afraid of people.

🏋️ Fitness: I hit the gym 3–5 times a week. I’d like a partner who’s also active and values taking care of herself.

🚗 Distance: I don’t currently drive (though I’m working on it), so being reasonably local is ideal.

🔫 Guns: I’m a responsible gun owner, and that’s not changing.

My name's Chris. I’m currently unemployed, but I'm working on getting a game studio off the ground. I own my condo, cook most nights, (try to) lift regularly, fence on weekends, and spend a frankly ridiculous amount of time walking Tony (7+ miles a day, easy).

I’m looking for a long-term relationship. I want to find my one-and-done. Someone I can build blanket forts with, blast classical music in the kitchen with, and overall just live a great childfree life with.

So what does a long-term relationship look like to me? Like vines on a trellis - that is to say: growth, together, with one partner acting as the rock, but still growing in turn together. I’m happiest around someone who’s driven to improve herself, whether that’s physically, mentally or emotionally. I’m always chasing my next goal and I want to help you chase yours too.

If you’re the kind of woman who loves to cook (or perch on the counter in something cute while I do), enjoys exploring museums and aquariums, and finds comfort in old-fashioned affection blended with modern equality, we’ll probably get along wonderfully.

If this sounds like the kind of life and love you’ve been craving, send me a message. Tell me your favorite first date idea or the last museum you visited.

P.S. I'm kinky, as well, and would want to inject kink into the relationship we end up developing.

I'm single and all I seem to do lately is be at home and work. I miss having someone to talk to, that makes me smile . Would love to get to know someone and eventually meet up . Please be conservative single and straight thanks.