If you recognize this plant, you may be wondering why I want the fruit of the, known to be toxic, laurel cherry. Well, there's been some misinformation, and I'm gonna clear that up.
The Prunus genus is commonly known as the stone fruits and includes cherries, prunes, peaches, nectarines, apricots, and almonds. All of them contain cyanogenic glycosides in all parts except for the ripe fruit flesh, though the concentrations vary widely with species and variety. Notably, sweet almonds have so little that their seeds/pits can be eaten safely in moderation by healthy, grown people. When crushed and digested, these toxic compounds break down into hydrogen cyanide, which can be deadly poisonous. Fortunately, they are extremely bitter and therefore easy to detect and avoid.
This all applies to laurel cherry as well, but for some reason this plant in particular is rumored to be entirely poisonous while many of the others are commonly eaten fruits/nuts. As an amateur horticulturist with a passion for unconventional and ornamental edibles, I got to researching. I was able to verify that the fruit of Prunus laurocerasus was, in fact, edible, but that the varieties available in Western trade were not cultivated for fruit qualities. For reference, I'm in the US and all I can find are dense, hedging varieties that have questionable fruit productivity and I couldn't find any reference to how they taste. It's likely the toxicity rumors keep people from sampling and sharing their findings.
I had a breakthrough when I learned that this species is actually cultivated for fruit in its native Black Sea region of Turkey. Still, I had no way of getting such a tree to the US, so I'd have to try to find it locally. For years now, no luck. Until recently I tried searching by the Turkish name, karayemiş, and found one, single Facebook marketplace listing. It seems that an immigrant family brought cuttings over many decades ago to enjoy their favorite fruit from home. Now, a few generations later, they're propagating cuttings from their mature trees. The first image is the fruit from one of their trees, and the second is the plant I purchased.
These are really wonderful plants for edimental gardening, with lots of desirable qualities. The spring flowers are beautiful and sweetly fragrant. The leaves are large, glossy, and evergreen which is very uncommon for a hardy fruit tree. As for hardiness, they can take some serious freezing temperatures: typically rated to zone 6. It's very fast growing, but only gets to around 15-30' making it a great tree for smaller spaces. It even grows in shade! In fact, too much sun can burn it.