Gah, my day! You’ve been there, a day of speakers and lunch. Was told there would be a gluten-free meal for me. Got there and I was told I could unroll the wraps and eat the contents 🤦♂️🤦🏻♀️🤦. FML.
We all have experienced this. The years go by and you stop trusting it when people say they’ll provide something you can eat. Usually, I pack a meal, but sometimes I just don’t have time. I’m so frustrated.
So when I was invited to a lecture by a visiting artist at my local Art center and was told multiple times there’d be a meal for me. I was sloppy and didn’t pack a meal. So I had nothing. And these people are really nice and they mean well, but they just don’t get it and I don’t wanna make a scene, I don’t want to be difficult, but God I wish there was a book I could get them. There ought to be a book for all of these caterers and the people who organize events that outlines this stuff so they understand about cross-contamination and that the flour from Italy isn’t any better, etc., etc..
There outta be a book, and it should have stuff about celiac and diabetes and alpha gal syndrome, and allergies. It should be readable, and funny even, and explain the realities of what life is like for people and the potential side effects and down the road stuff and what a pain in the butt it is and how exhausting and miserable for people who have to live with this all the time. But yes, written very cleverly so that it’s both funny and informative.
It should be a book about the dietary limitations and cross-contamination and what foods people can’t eat. It may be a little bit about substitutes. But not a page about cures or treatments or how to get rid of these things be legit science or quack pseudo doctors you tell you to stand out under the full moon and beat your naked ass with Willow leaves or any of that stuff. There’s plenty of room for books like that, but this needs to be just about people who are not home who are at a restaurant on vacation or traveling at a conference and they just have to goddamn eat something.
Caterers and restaurant tours are so often annoyed by this, by these people who dare to have dietary difficulties. But people, if this is your profession at the very basis of it is hospitality and taking care of people. I remember reading books about Greek mythology from the children’s section of the library when I was a wee tot. Back in the day, hospitality to the traveler was sacred. Taking care of people who were not home defined a civilized culture. Are we not civilized? Does this basic core compassion not matter?
Please tell me there’s a book like this out there. Something that will clearly and mindfully explain to the mothers at the preschool. Why packing peanut butter sandwiches could endanger another child. It will explain about the long-term effects of celiac. And will clarify how dangerous alpha gal syndrome is. Something snappy and tight with interviews from experts and annecdotes from allergy sufferers and also from restauranteurs. Clear explanations. Readable lists and charts. Something people could use!
A guy’s gotta eat. A gal‘s gotta eat. Kids have to eat. We are not trying to be difficult, we’re just being human and we need food.
I would love to go out and find a book like this and I could gift it to the arts center. We need this book. Tell me this book exists. If not, somebody write it. A book like this would be a goddamn best seller! I’d buy copies by the case and give it out everywhere!Please!