I guess I keep it pretty clean but drop a lot of lmao's, shout-out to this bot, it's pretty sweet

He is an architect. He’s just stuck selling furniture because someone won’t get off their oversized bottom and help him.

A flock of crows is called a murder. I have seen many flocks of crows throughout my lifetime.

"A false awakening is a vivid scenario in which a person dreams that they have woken up, while still actually asleep."

Killers are not necessarily murderers because "killing" is a broad term for causing death, whereas "murder" has specific legal definitions requiring malicious intent or premeditation.

This is because I like the bean and cheese burrito

Reddit is so cool fr😭

Marilyn Gaye Monroe, a beloved educator and principal in Springfield, Missouri, founded the "Cents of Pride" program for disadvantaged children in 2009.

She is not believed to be related to the actress Marilyn Monroe.