I guess I keep it pretty clean but drop a lot of lmao's, shout-out to this bot, it's pretty sweet

"A false awakening is a vivid scenario in which a person dreams that they have woken up, while still actually asleep."

A flock of crows is called a murder. I have seen many flocks of crows throughout my lifetime.

He is an architect. He’s just stuck selling furniture because someone won’t get off their oversized bottom and help him.

Killers are not necessarily murderers because "killing" is a broad term for causing death, whereas "murder" has specific legal definitions requiring malicious intent or premeditation.

Reddit is so cool fr😭

Marilyn Gaye Monroe, a beloved educator and principal in Springfield, Missouri, founded the "Cents of Pride" program for disadvantaged children in 2009.

She is not believed to be related to the actress Marilyn Monroe.

This is because I like the bean and cheese burrito

(Now 8 because I said the s-word in a comment)