He is an architect. He’s just stuck selling furniture because someone won’t get off their oversized bottom and help him.

This is because I like the bean and cheese burrito

A flock of crows is called a murder. I have seen many flocks of crows throughout my lifetime.

"A false awakening is a vivid scenario in which a person dreams that they have woken up, while still actually asleep."

Yes I was in the womb but still

u/profanitycounter[self]

I guess I keep it pretty clean but drop a lot of lmao's, shout-out to this bot, it's pretty sweet