r/puns • u/pak_erte • 9h ago
i heard that hollywood planed to remake Waterworld
it will be directed by Christopher No Land
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 11h ago
Which horse keeps you up at night?
A night-mare.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 32m ago
What can you be both with kids and without kids?
Apparent
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 11h ago
Why is autumn so disorganised?
Because it falls apart and leaves a mess.
r/puns • u/Far_Recognition8842 • 46m ago
Puns for cat and dog food company
Hello all,
All answers are welcome, I am wanting to create a name for a dog and cat dry food company that focuses on sustainability and care for the planet. We are working on a project for a refillable delivery solution and very stumped on a name 😭
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 23h ago
What happens when the hammer keeps missing the nail?
You hit a wall.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 20h ago
Why is lightning always kept off the bowling team?
Because it never strikes twice.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 12h ago
Why can’t light go on a date?
Because it goes out.
r/puns • u/punniverse • 19h ago
Pun down
I entered ten puns into a competition, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did. (Anon)
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 17h ago
What did the farmer do to keep track of his cows and lumber?
He kept a cata-l-og.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 19h ago
The coach said I had no future, called me a lightweight.
I said I’m weigh two talent-ed.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
What happens when a loaf gets fired?
It’s toast.
