r/puns 2h ago

Still in my top10 favorites

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170 Upvotes

r/puns 9h ago

Is there parking?

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267 Upvotes

r/puns 20h ago

Can puns be on someone's name?

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1.4k Upvotes

r/puns 11h ago

There a jealous beaver out there somewhere…

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109 Upvotes

r/puns 27m ago

What do you call a fake noodle? A

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An impasta


r/puns 1d ago

Stumbled on this comment.

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356 Upvotes

r/puns 9h ago

i heard that hollywood planed to remake Waterworld

14 Upvotes

it will be directed by Christopher No Land


r/puns 11h ago

Which horse keeps you up at night?

7 Upvotes

A night-mare.


r/puns 1d ago

Do the math, Scotty.

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1.8k Upvotes

r/puns 12h ago

Why is autumn so disorganised?

9 Upvotes

Because it falls apart and leaves a mess.


r/puns 44m ago

What did we use to eat?

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We used our hands.


r/puns 1h ago

What can you be both with kids and without kids?

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Apparent


r/puns 1h ago

Puns for cat and dog food company

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Hello all,

All answers are welcome, I am wanting to create a name for a dog and cat dry food company that focuses on sustainability and care for the planet. We are working on a project for a refillable delivery solution and very stumped on a name 😭


r/puns 23h ago

What happens when the hammer keeps missing the nail?

56 Upvotes

You hit a wall.


r/puns 2h ago

Holy Ghosting

0 Upvotes

r/puns 2h ago

Koala Loompa, Malaysia

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1 Upvotes

r/puns 20h ago

Why is lightning always kept off the bowling team?

25 Upvotes

Because it never strikes twice.


r/puns 13h ago

Why can’t light go on a date?

3 Upvotes

Because it goes out.


r/puns 4h ago

Velcro

1 Upvotes

Velcro — what a rip-off. (Tim Vine)


r/puns 1d ago

What a bunch of Bull…

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639 Upvotes

r/puns 18h ago

A well armoured Fe-male character

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5 Upvotes

r/puns 19h ago

Pun down

3 Upvotes

I entered ten puns into a competition, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did. (Anon)


r/puns 17h ago

What did the farmer do to keep track of his cows and lumber?

4 Upvotes

He kept a cata-l-og.


r/puns 2d ago

Oh deer

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1.0k Upvotes

r/puns 20h ago

The coach said I had no future, called me a lightweight.

3 Upvotes

I said I’m weigh two talent-ed.