r/puns 1h ago

Speed limit

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r/puns 2h ago

What do you call a fake noodle? A

7 Upvotes

An impasta


r/puns 2h ago

What did we use to eat?

0 Upvotes

We used our hands.


r/puns 3h ago

What can you be both with kids and without kids?

1 Upvotes

Apparent


r/puns 3h ago

Puns for cat and dog food company

1 Upvotes

Hello all,

All answers are welcome, I am wanting to create a name for a dog and cat dry food company that focuses on sustainability and care for the planet. We are working on a project for a refillable delivery solution and very stumped on a name 😭


r/puns 4h ago

Holy Ghosting

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r/puns 4h ago

Koala Loompa, Malaysia

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r/puns 4h ago

Still in my top10 favorites

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307 Upvotes

r/puns 6h ago

Velcro

2 Upvotes

Velcro — what a rip-off. (Tim Vine)


r/puns 11h ago

i heard that hollywood planed to remake Waterworld

18 Upvotes

it will be directed by Christopher No Land


r/puns 11h ago

Is there parking?

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304 Upvotes

r/puns 13h ago

There a jealous beaver out there somewhere…

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118 Upvotes

r/puns 13h ago

Which horse keeps you up at night?

7 Upvotes

A night-mare.


r/puns 14h ago

Why is autumn so disorganised?

11 Upvotes

Because it falls apart and leaves a mess.


r/puns 15h ago

Why can’t light go on a date?

6 Upvotes

Because it goes out.


r/puns 19h ago

What did the farmer do to keep track of his cows and lumber?

4 Upvotes

He kept a cata-l-og.


r/puns 20h ago

A well armoured Fe-male character

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5 Upvotes

r/puns 21h ago

Pun down

4 Upvotes

I entered ten puns into a competition, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did. (Anon)


r/puns 22h ago

The coach said I had no future, called me a lightweight.

2 Upvotes

I said I’m weigh two talent-ed.


r/puns 22h ago

Why is lightning always kept off the bowling team?

27 Upvotes

Because it never strikes twice.


r/puns 22h ago

Can puns be on someone's name?

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1.4k Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

What happens when the hammer keeps missing the nail?

58 Upvotes

You hit a wall.


r/puns 1d ago

Timber

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r/puns 1d ago

Stumbled on this comment.

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368 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

What did the lazy golf ball do?

15 Upvotes

It removed the tee and stayed put.