r/onionheadlines • u/erkose • 2h ago
r/onionheadlines • u/Sensitive-Big-4641 • 2h ago
Trump Insists All Fallen Service Members Privately Told Him They Wanted The SAVE Act Passed
r/onionheadlines • u/No-Camel2703 • 9h ago
Stephen Miller Changes The P In His First Name To V To Sound More White And Also Wishes He Had A V Elsewhere
r/onionheadlines • u/WebguyCanada • 7h ago
US President Of War Reminds MAGA They Voted For War And Wanted It Bigly
r/onionheadlines • u/Zolly2U • 20h ago
Blue Hairs With Red Hats Capable Of Ending Purple Reign
Salads for everyone?
Or more shit burgers?
It’s up to the Maggots soon.
r/onionheadlines • u/wild_crazy_ideas • 21h ago
Trump Executive Order Now Taxes 600% Of Sexual Assault Payouts
r/onionheadlines • u/moveoutmicdrop • 10h ago
Trump To Help The Country That Took Down The World Trade Centers, Get Nuclear Weapons
In a stunning act of stupidity, a man obsessed with gold decorations, was given a few gold trinkets by the Saudi Arabians, and in return, made a deal to help them get nuclear bombs.
Standing next to him, Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth, did not tap Trump on his shoulder and whisper in his ear “You do know that the hijackers who crashed airplanes into our buildings were from Saudi Arabia? Right?” Instead they stood there like bull whipped little boys and smiled and nodded like this was a good idea, backing their idol who they are desperately afraid of, as he drives a train straight into a mountain where there is no tunnel.🧅
r/onionheadlines • u/moveoutmicdrop • 7h ago
Trump Seeks To Solve Thousands Of Years Of Middle East Conflicts By Giving Them All Nuclear Weapons
r/onionheadlines • u/ellistonvu • 2h ago
Trump Claims He No Longer Needs To Have Bone Spurs Now That His Testosterone Level Is In the Negative Numbers Range
r/onionheadlines • u/erkose • 16h ago
Trans Male Enlistment Up 30% After Hegseth Announces Free Testosterone For Hormone Replacement Therapy
r/onionheadlines • u/uvm87 • 9h ago
Trump Honors 4 Fallen Soldiers By Scheduling 4 Rounds Of Golf This Upcoming Weekend.
r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 40m ago
Trump Wishes There Were Some Way To Resolve Iran War Besides Bluster And Escalation
"But there isn't," said the President. "Trust me. I got me a diploma, see?"
r/onionheadlines • u/LarryGlue • 2h ago
MAGA To Celebrate In Small Towns Everywhere As News Of Trump's Nuclear Pact With Saudi Arabia Shocks The World
r/onionheadlines • u/ElusiveRodent • 3h ago
Damien Hirst Unveils $20 Million AI Artwork Generated From Prompt “Make Something Worth $20 Million”
r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 3h ago
SecDef Peter Smegmouth Mansplains How Bad Bull Semen Batch Made Him Sweat During Congressional Testimony
r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 3h ago
Trump Claims He's Better Than Nation's Founding Fathers Because He Owns No Slaves
r/onionheadlines • u/smellslike2016 • 3h ago
World's Poorest Trillionaire Vows To Invade Troy With Historical Accuracy
r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 3h ago
Press Secretary Fat Barbie Releases Statement Detailing Low Testosterone Levels Among White House Staffers
r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 3h ago
Low-T Poster Boy Stephen Miller Comes Out... Against Testosterone Testing
r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 6h ago
Andrew Tate Charged With Crime Of "Sex Trafficking By Creep Not Wealthy Enough To Get Away With It"
r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 6h ago
Local MAGA Man Confused Why The Libs He's Owned Are Laughing At Him
r/onionheadlines • u/WebguyCanada • 7h ago
Trump Places New Tariffs On Canada Because China Got A Couple US Voters Names And Addresses 6 Years Ago
r/onionheadlines • u/Old_Timer_Unleashed • 8h ago