At my local game store there's this guy who shows up irregularly. Got matched against him 1st round of pauper and he was playing Turbo fog. Immediately when I sat down the extreme odor of foul smelling cottage cheese along with concentrated industrial strength vinegar overcame my sense of smell. Every breath was a struggle, and he kept casting fog every turn prolonging the game.

I lost, but would like to know what the rules are regarding smelly players in a tournament as I believe some are abusing bad B.O. to gain an advantage over their opponent. His deck was fully foiled out, so I do not believe poverty is an issue.

Can a player be disqualified for bad BO? Any advice is appreciated.

Doesn't seem like a 40-50$ card to me. Is this just the marvel tax?

EDIT: This is TCGPlayer pricing and it's priced much lower for Card Kingdom. Seems to be only available in welcome decks and collector boosters. Thank you!

The discussion boards from The Gatherer were a great place for jokes, combos and goofy commentary about cards I had no idea existed. It was a fantastic way to get a read on how a card might be useful, or if it was secretly trash.

So, I've decided to try and resurrect that feeling here! I'll be posting cards from A/B/U in alphabetical order. Feel free to enjoy/laugh at the art, comments on the rules, marvel the clumsiness and look for hidden fun!

So, we start the party with Animate Wall, which is already terrible out of date since Walls aren't a thing anymore (see Defender)

A little pretext. I was playing EDH recently and on turn two opponent to my left dropped a sol ring, me untapped was having none of that and killed it.
Player got pissed and scooped saying it was rude to target rocks.
I have never heard that before. I don’t usually play land removal, but rocks and dorks (llanowar elves, etc) have always been fair targets.
Am I wrong, AITAH??

Bloomburrow Bundle alone is by 155€ at Cardmarket

My opponent went completely off with Hare Apparent, Ouroboroid, and Elspeth—hundreds of creatures, with most of them capped at 1,073,741,823 toughness each, or roughly 283 billion total toughness.

They passed the turn at 10 life instead of killing me. I topdecked Ultimecia, Temporal Threat, which tapped their entire army on entry. Authority of the Consuls gained them 1 life, putting them at 11, but they still had zero available blockers.

I swung for 17 and won with them at −6.

Apparently the answer to 283 billion toughness is simply: tap all creatures.

when i play casual games everyones striving to win as if their life depends on it and have all the insane cards in their decks and even proxies to copy those cards to make really hard to beat decks when its just a game for shits and giggles cant we just buy bulk and like make silly decks with those cards as if we were a bunch of 10 year old children trying to impress our older cousin?

i recently bought a box full of cards (it has like 1000 something cards) from someones bulk and i grabbed a couple of human creatures and spells that work within those creatures and other creatures i could go up against with this deck and only basic lands cuz thats what was on the bulk and made a fun little deck to play and ive noticed that when i use those against begginners and share with them the other decks ive made this way they usually have TONS of fun and even some more experienced players sometimes.

i feel like casual games are not actually casual but more of a "ill be an asshole but a friendly asshole". i might just have a skill issue tho and i do know i suck terribly at this game but i sincerely feel liike this kinda thing would really be cooler sometimes.

I recently got the Timey Wiley precon and there’s a co mbination that I’ve been doing. Basically, when I attack with Rose Tyler. The Doctor sees that and I begin exiling until I suspend something. Then after his ability Roses triggered and she gets her time counters from the doctors suspended card. The way I understand the rules, when abilities or effects trigger at the same time, you can choose how they go on the stack. Am I right or have I been cheating?

Frieren

Playing casual commander and I hit you with one of these at an optimal time

Which one would make you laugh the most, or not idk

They make great bookmarks.

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Hey guys

Is there a pack that's worse than that?

So couldnt find my traps, so had ti cal in an arcane teachings. So have Hulk equiped and move to combat, as hulk is attacking trigger the enchant targeting hulk. Granted that hulk either has vigilance or able to burn, untap etc. Then this procsess can be repeated iver qnd over until the big man is infinite swing for leathal fist combat and nkt have to wait for all the rest? Happen to pull this in a pod of six using a twiddle to untap hulk and went to town.

!!!THE THIRD CARD!!! https://product-images.tcgplayer.com/fit-in/1311x1311/1965.jpg

(sorry i ddint put in the ential post)

My husband kept buying Final Fantasy cards just to own them, but now we’ve accidentally gotten really into playing Magic.

I play the Sephiroth deck and he plays the Cloud deck, and he keeps winning. I’m usually better at card and strategy games than him, so it annoys me to no end.

Often, I end up with a hand of cards I dont have enough mana to play and he ends up winning before I can play the good cards because he always gets a million land cards and consequently beefs up his cards.

Do you have any tips on strategy for playing with the Sephiroth deck?

Or do you have any tips on cards to change around in my deck?

Thank you in advance, magic gatherers! Let’s beat my husband to a pulp together.

Edit: I mean those basic starter decks. We haven’t made any changes to them at all. We just learned the rules recently, so we are not brave enough to make changes yet.

2nd edit: I’m sorry I’ve stopped replying. You guys are giving me amazing advice and I’m happily overwhelmed! It’s getting late, but tomorrow I will sit down a device a new strategy to beat him. You guys are being so sweet to me despite my lacking knowledge. Thank you!

It was a new challenge with the large black sections, which I had to cut out in one go, but I think it was definitely worth the effort ❤️

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