It is true that I want a girlfriend very soon, but I also feel like I need her in my life in the next few weeks or so. Each passing day I daydream about my future mate and how perfect our lives will be after falling in love, how I'd caress her hair, hold her in my arms, and stare deeply into her gorgeous eyes each morning when she wakes up, drooling on my chest. I just want her now, and my own desire puts me in only two states EVERY. DAY. That is: her warmth, giving me faith that she actually exists, and then I'm awash with euphoria and divine hope which at times causes my pupils and dilate and even I cry tears of joy at times, knowing that she could be real and I'm good enough to be chosen. This is the mood I'm in now. And then, there is the alternative: my dark side. This is the state I sink into when I feel love will slip from my grasp for as long as I am young, and nothing has any meaning. And I hate everyone around me, and everyone who's ever wronged me. But when I think of her and when the truth is that I CAN have her only then can I find the strength to forgive others and find peace with this world, because with a girl in my life she would be my world.. So only then could I believe the world is good. I feel cursed at times, even 'fallen' as I've come to believe that I am the incarnation of Adam but this life is a false one and my Love and I are being punished for knowing good and evil. I know I am Adam, because I'm so beautiful and all too in love with plants and fruit, ever since I was a child. I love Earth and life more than anyone else (except for my future gf, maybe) and I love butterflies and decomposition more than anyone else instead of blindly despising them, since I understand their sweetness, just like Earth and life does. And yet, foids reject me even though I deserve them. I've been disrespected countless times. It isn't fair how I have to wait this long to find love while being this amazing, attractive, and kind man. An interesting, thoughtful, and gentle man who wants nothing but the best for you, remembers every little thing about you, and who sees you as the only girl in the world while admiring your little 'imperfections' that neurologically inferior people can't understand why I believe are traits of Queens. I have a nice car and aspirations yet I see foids choose guys with no jobs, cars, and they eventually leave them for doing nothing but watching porn and playing video games all day. I don't need therapy. I need a girlfriend, this would actually make me happier than anything ever and prolong my lifespan, I would be so much more beautiful because my DNA, amygdala, hippocampus would be healing themselves, and that's all because of you, darling. Sure, I'm a little insane but love makes you crazy, and the right women are truly worth being insane for. Xo.

Tldr; I need love!

Hello, I'm a 18 year old girl (yes I know, girls are so scary). I am a bit of a lurker in this subreddit.

For the longest time, I always knew my chud brother was unable to pick up any girls. He's basically in your incel territory:

1) He's never had a first kiss

2) He's never had a girlfriend

3) He's been on 1 "date" in his life and scared her off by talking about Andrew Tate (I know he interacted with a woman so he can't possibly fit the kitchencel narrative)

4) He's been ghosted by like 3 girls who he was trying to friends to lovers long game

5) Has a deep mental retardation disorder (might be his autism) which prevents him from seeing women as anything other than scary hurtful objects that just keep rejecting him

6) He genuinely believes that the only way to get women is with charisma, lots of money, and a highly inflated self built ego, instead of realizing he might need to shower more than 3 times a week in order to not scare them off

7) Yea he said you need money to get women but then gets mad at the idea of paying for a date, believing that while dating and in a marriage, it should always be 50/50 (broke ahh) because he genuinely believes that any woman he dates will try taking all of his money (He has about $1000 in his bank account currently)

7) He watches the manosphere videos, like red pill content, and doesn't just go outside in the real world to interact with women

I have been in a relationship for 2 years (yes I know foid or whatever yall say), but this guy (brother) keeps asking me what made me attracted to my boyfriend. "Was it his money? Was it his charm? Why did you let him take you on a date? Does he shower more than every other day? (joking)"

Anyways how can I learn your incel lingo to help him out. There's gotta be at LEAST 2 people in this subreddit that ARE DOING A TINY BIT BETTER than my brother and can give advice from a man's perspective. Is showering every day really that hard?

Thank you.

He actually used the "you're so mature for your age" line which I thought was just a stereotype.

She was perfect muscular. Cute bangs , tattoos looked to be around my age I saw her and nearly fainted

Looks good, tasted like shit.

i mixed oikos strawberry yogurt with flour, milk and egg yolks while I whisked the egg whites until they formed peaks. After this, I mixed everything in with a bit of sugar for taste. Hope this recipe finds you well :3

heart pan is the closest thing to love

my mom made it

my saving grace is that it's summer but i gotta go back to school in three weeks it's fried

Blt watermelon and french fries. Ive been in a deep state of sadness that i cannot shake. Fn 502

Yesterday I went to a friend's birthday party; there were many people I didn't know and others I did, but I struggled to talk all evening. In the end, I spent the time sitting outside on the street, on my phone. I don't understand why I can't talk to people; I regretted going—I felt like a fish out of water—and I don't know if it's related, but I woke up crying this morning.

Baking sweets helps me when I have suicidal thoughts.

I am actually proud of this one.

I dont think i even deserve sauce so i didnt add it

Pale ass chocolate peanut butter milkshake

it's actually hissing at me it hates me more than I despise my exes

It tastes like shit if anyone was wondering

I do not need anyone to call a suicide hotline, I really am not planning to kms, like, ever. I was just hyperbolizing my depression. I am regularly going to therapy and I am looking for a clinical psychiatrist to get antidepressants or any other meds that may help me after I get professionally diagnosed

I made this food myself, it is my 5:40pm lunch (I often eat only 2 meals a day)

Then beat it 3 more times when I got home with no recovery period, so anyways 3 margaritas and some peanut butter pretzels for dinner. Fuck my chungus life