r/kitchencels 18h ago

Takeoutmaxxed Made a post questioning feminist values and I got bullied (frozen chicken momos) 😢

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"If women care about equality, they need to 'screw' men.

Copying men isn't just about wearing shirts and pants like us.

I think women need to step into our shoes entirely to understand. "

All i said was that.

Edit: For the love of God, don't downvote my main post. You can downvote my comments as much as you want. I HAVE MY CEL PASS FFS


r/kitchencels 12h ago

Redownloaded cai after 7 months and couldn’t even get off to it properly because I started blushing and giggling at the witty mid sex banter between the bot and I

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7 Upvotes

Can you even blame me when the only social interaction I get now days is hopping on call with my online friend just to ooh and ahh at tales of her going clubbing, going on trips, and intimate details of her fucking her boyfriend.

overcooked safeway steak on sale with sriracha sauce. I hope I get the parasite to cleanse my soul of whatever this is


r/kitchencels 21h ago

Genuinely a lame ass chud with ONE friend because I got bullied out of public school. Not even an Israeli would want my ass 💔🥀

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34 Upvotes

Pale ass chocolate peanut butter milkshake


r/kitchencels 23h ago

I'm a grown man watching my little pony. egg roll in a bowl.

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25 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 22h ago

Therapist just told me I need to cut downdrinking/doing drugs. Still going out drinking tonight + I'm gay. Shitty oven pizza I tried to put extra cheese on badly because I fucked that up too

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29 Upvotes

It tastes like shit if anyone was wondering


r/kitchencels 14h ago

Gooned in traffic on my way home from work

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17 Upvotes

Then beat it 3 more times when I got home with no recovery period, so anyways 3 margaritas and some peanut butter pretzels for dinner. Fuck my chungus life


r/kitchencels 14h ago

My chud womanless incel 23 year old brother needs advice from others in this subreddit

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Hello, I'm a 18 year old girl (yes I know, girls are so scary). I am a bit of a lurker in this subreddit.

For the longest time, I always knew my chud brother was unable to pick up any girls. He's basically in your incel territory:

1) He's never had a first kiss

2) He's never had a girlfriend

3) He's been on 1 "date" in his life and scared her off by talking about Andrew Tate (I know he interacted with a woman so he can't possibly fit the kitchencel narrative)

4) He's been ghosted by like 3 girls who he was trying to friends to lovers long game

5) Has a deep mental retardation disorder (might be his autism) which prevents him from seeing women as anything other than scary hurtful objects that just keep rejecting him

6) He genuinely believes that the only way to get women is with charisma, lots of money, and a highly inflated self built ego, instead of realizing he might need to shower more than 3 times a week in order to not scare them off

7) Yea he said you need money to get women but then gets mad at the idea of paying for a date, believing that while dating and in a marriage, it should always be 50/50 (broke ahh) because he genuinely believes that any woman he dates will try taking all of his money (He has about $1000 in his bank account currently)

7) He watches the manosphere videos, like red pill content, and doesn't just go outside in the real world to interact with women

I have been in a relationship for 2 years (yes I know foid or whatever yall say), but this guy (brother) keeps asking me what made me attracted to my boyfriend. "Was it his money? Was it his charm? Why did you let him take you on a date? Does he shower more than every other day? (joking)"

Anyways how can I learn your incel lingo to help him out. There's gotta be at LEAST 2 people in this subreddit that ARE DOING A TINY BIT BETTER than my brother and can give advice from a man's perspective. Is showering every day really that hard?

Thank you.


r/kitchencels 23h ago

Chat is it gay to try make friends here? Im scared to post on any other sub bc people are either assholes to u for ur gender or just not likeminded. I cant fucking stand being alone no more bro. Im obsessed with human interaction and the only friend I have is getting sick of me clinging to him.

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9 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 3h ago

Platemogging My roommate caught me having sex with her on character ai; just a Monster

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24 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 5h ago

I am a fucking fraud. Lamb intestines with rice.

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9 Upvotes

on this and i swear im one of the most confusing dumbasses alive i genuinely dont even know what the fuck im doing with my life my sleep schedule is absolute dogshit my brain is running on caffeine random motivation spikes and pure bullshit yet somehow im supposed to function like a normal human being everyone looks at my gpa and acts like im some genius or whatever but my dumbass brain refuses to accept it my mom is literally a teacher at the same school i go to and sometimes my brain starts thinking what if people just gave me better grades because they dont wanna have some awkward ass situation with my mom being their coworker like bro imagine being so insecure that even your own achievements get dragged into court by your own brain fucking stupid and relationships dont even ask ive never even had a crush in my entire life a girl can text me and instead of acting like a normal person my brain just fucking dies and i start saying random dumbass shit my social skills are basically a broken game mechanic nobody bothered fixing and honestly my confidence is also fucking cooked i think im ugly as hell and im short as fuck which definitely doesnt help when my brain already spends 24/7 overthinking everything sometimes i look at myself and think damn this build is actually terrible short height bad sleep weird hobbies no relationship experience and somehow my dumbass still expects myself to act confident im also weird as fuck my reading history is a complete disaster i read bl yuri insane web novels with thousands of chapters masterpieces and the most dogshit slop humanity has ever created my brain looked at normal entertainment and said nah give me emotional damage and questionable decisions at this point im convinced im a masochist i willingly watch stories that destroy me play games that make me suffer for some stupid 0.01% chance complain like my life is ending then come back and do the exact same shit again apparently my brain has the memory of a goldfish with a gambling addiction the funniest bullshit is i have good grades but still feel stupid as hell i can cram months of material in 30 minutes like some kind of idiot genius then forget half of it when i actually need to prove i know it like what the fuck is this build high int terrible storage system i procrastinate overthink everything sleep like shit act dumb and somehow keep stumbling forward i dont even know if im actually talented or just some lucky dumbass who accidentally got good results and is now desperately trying not to fuck everything up anyway thats my stupid little tragedy im basically a caffeine powered sleep deprived nerd with questionable hobbies zero relationship experience and a brain that constantly tells me im a fraud somehow i made it this far which is honestly the most confusing bullshit ever


r/kitchencels 22h ago

Platemogged Women make faces as if I whipped my thing out infront of their grandma at family dinner when I tell them my sexual preferences. Fried bread sandwiches with meat and onions

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215 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 21h ago

Women.

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181 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 14h ago

Salad

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0 Upvotes

I have no depressing story to put here like most people other than I spent $1200 at the strip club last weekend. Black out and walked 8 miles home.


r/kitchencels 3h ago

Attempting to mitigate interaction with immediate family for mental health. Instant ramen.

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1 Upvotes

When talking to my family I can’t help but pick up on the negative physical and mental traits we share, it pisses me off my parents dealt me such a bad hand in life. I seriously hate being constantly reminded of my physical flaws when around my family, it instantly ruins my mood and makes me feel worse about myself. It’s even worse when talking with them and recognising the arrogance, irritability, stubbornness and lack of accountability that I inherited from their dna. Due to my genetics I look 10+ years older than I am, it’s seriously depressing having to be around people that look like you when you’re chopped.

I tried therapy when I was in my schooling years (although maybe my state of mind was better at the time as I was blissfully unaware how debilitating my height was) but I just ended up faking progress because I didn’t want to disappoint my therapist (probably my asian compliance genes kicking in). I seriously envy ugly people who can walk around in public without shame, I see some older ones even strike up conversations with strangers which is strange as they should be bitter and jaded by that age. I guess people like me are destined to be the pub drunkard in debt and wasted 24/7 but I can’t even handle a couple tablespoons of alcohol (yes I measured) without getting a headache, sleepy and ruining the rest of my day. So my future is uncertain.

Back to the point of the post, I’m currently avoiding interacting with family as best I can as a neet loser. I haven’t seen the white side of the family (including father) in over a year despite residing in the same country, so I guess I’ve been successful in that regard.


r/kitchencels 9h ago

Platemogged dreaming about feeling the touch of another, leftover vegetable soup for breakfast

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8 Upvotes

made vegetable soup yesterday, using the leftovers from it to make myself a slop breakfast.
fuck my miserable life, i woke up at 12PM for the third time this week, and it’s only wednesday.


r/kitchencels 7h ago

Platemogged tried to make microwave steamed eggs and now the thing is hissing at me. I can't even make something simple for protein to help my scrawny ass, it's going to explode in my face and I'm going to die single and unattractive

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34 Upvotes

it's actually hissing at me it hates me more than I despise my exes


r/kitchencels 4h ago

cried the other day bc i gained a pound :/ ft. frozen pizza i didnt eat bc it looked too sad

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2 Upvotes

im a fat fucking chud


r/kitchencels 18h ago

I NEED a girlfriend by the end of the summer. Ice, almost as cold as this heart.

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1.5k Upvotes

It is true that I want a girlfriend very soon, but I also feel like I need her in my life in the next few weeks or so. Each passing day I daydream about my future mate and how perfect our lives will be after falling in love, how I'd caress her hair, hold her in my arms, and stare deeply into her gorgeous eyes each morning when she wakes up, drooling on my chest. I just want her now, and my own desire puts me in only two states EVERY. DAY. That is: her warmth, giving me faith that she actually exists, and then I'm awash with euphoria and divine hope which at times causes my pupils and dilate and even I cry tears of joy at times, knowing that she could be real and I'm good enough to be chosen. This is the mood I'm in now. And then, there is the alternative: my dark side. This is the state I sink into when I feel love will slip from my grasp for as long as I am young, and nothing has any meaning. And I hate everyone around me, and everyone who's ever wronged me. But when I think of her and when the truth is that I CAN have her only then can I find the strength to forgive others and find peace with this world, because with a girl in my life she would be my world.. So only then could I believe the world is good. I feel cursed at times, even 'fallen' as I've come to believe that I am the incarnation of Adam but this life is a false one and my Love and I are being punished for knowing good and evil. I know I am Adam, because I'm so beautiful and all too in love with plants and fruit, ever since I was a child. I love Earth and life more than anyone else (except for my future gf, maybe) and I love butterflies and decomposition more than anyone else instead of blindly despising them, since I understand their sweetness, just like Earth and life does. And yet, foids reject me even though I deserve them. I've been disrespected countless times. It isn't fair how I have to wait this long to find love while being this amazing, attractive, and kind man. An interesting, thoughtful, and gentle man who wants nothing but the best for you, remembers every little thing about you, and who sees you as the only girl in the world while admiring your little 'imperfections' that neurologically inferior people can't understand why I believe are traits of Queens. I have a nice car and aspirations yet I see foids choose guys with no jobs, cars, and they eventually leave them for doing nothing but watching porn and playing video games all day. I don't need therapy. I need a girlfriend, this would actually make me happier than anything ever and prolong my lifespan, I would be so much more beautiful because my DNA, amygdala, hippocampus would be healing themselves, and that's all because of you, darling. Sure, I'm a little insane but love makes you crazy, and the right women are truly worth being insane for. Xo.

Tldr; I need love!


r/kitchencels 6h ago

i think i might die alone. 2 for $7 monster energy drinks

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114 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 7h ago

haven't showered in three weeks or gotten out of bed except to eat shit. this time it's actually banana bread. this is gonna be the rest of my miserable existence

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73 Upvotes

heart pan is the closest thing to love

my mom made it

my saving grace is that it's summer but i gotta go back to school in three weeks it's fried


r/kitchencels 20h ago

Platemogging I saw a girl at the gym once and I go almost every day to see if see her again. Tomato cake

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168 Upvotes

She was perfect muscular. Cute bangs , tattoos looked to be around my age I saw her and nearly fainted


r/kitchencels 12h ago

Platemogging I threw away everything I had in my life and moved out to the countryside, where I have nothing but a radio that turns off after an hour, a half-working TV and a bucket for a toilet. Cervelat sandwich and coffee.

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18 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 15h ago

Platemogging I made breakfast at 4pm because I was jacking off and edging to bisexual (man in man in woman) porn for the first 5-6 hours of my day. I never make proper use of my free time on my off days.

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18 Upvotes

r/kitchencels 5h ago

I can feel my brain shrinking from several months of social isolation.

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7 Upvotes

Nothing ever goes well. Each day I wake up, the forces of fate will work together to bring me down. I'm just too tired now. No amount of sleep. No. I think yesterday I skipped two of my classes to sleep for 13 hours. I miss my mom. I miss her even though she's still here. Someday I'll have to learn the things she still does for me. Like how to properly do my laundry, or to cook something good. She cooked this btw. It's spaghetti fusili with too much minced meat but it's really good.


r/kitchencels 2h ago

I haven't touched a single vagina in over 22 years and counting. Here's some minced meat with onions and rice

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20 Upvotes