I was at Anor Londo and I just killed my first Painting Guardian.
I then looked at the painting below. Stopped and realized… I didn’t have the peculiar doll in my inventory. I must’ve forgotten to get the peculiar doll from my cell. I must’ve been so glad I got a cool drop from the Black Knight I fought that I was sated and just took that as the reward and left.
But holy shit… I’d have to make the walk back to fucking Firelink Shrine and then parkour unto the castle wall, ball up in the nest and then the Asylum…
I wasn’t going to do a back and forth. If I just avoided bonfires I could just homeward bone myself from the Asylum all the way back to Anor Londo in one instant transmission. Genius plan.
However if I died along the way that would mean I’d be sent back to Anor fkcing Londo too.
Well. First stop: Sen’s… Again but in reverse.
(edit: I was just informed about the elevator. Holy shit.)
This felt like playing on a Mario Cart map but like the reverse version of the map.
I decided to get the golden serpent ring too and ended up almost killing myself with the ball like a dumbass for writing a “I cant take this…” message on the hallway next to where the ring is. Which may have been the top 3 dumbest things i’ve ever done
Anyway I made it out through Sen’s. Absolute nightmare with the looming dread of being sent to Anor Londo all over me.
I get to Undead Burg and avoid the bonfire. Firelink shrine, asylum, I avoid the floor cave in and walk all the way to my cell.
But there’s no item.
I open my inventory and realise.
I was looking on the wrong tab .