Edit : No extra paperwork is needed, simply transfer the amount that have been declared as your income by your employer at the end of every month

Option A: Not comatose but severe migraines, headaches, weak knees and dizziness, mostly spent in the house and the bed. Ideally you'd be smart enough to make an excuse for it.

Option B: If you try really hard, you can get it to 20% at times, but it takes a lot of work to maintain.

And yes it is comic book level intelligence (Reed Richards, Braniac, Doom, Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne etc) That recoil isn't for nothing after all.

The state lasts for a total of 365 days.

Comment what motivates your choice! 😄

1. Knight (Cover / Counter / Defense)

You can protect someone by taking any physical or mental harm meant for them. You possess superhuman physical and mental resilience, allowing you to endure extreme pain, injuries, stress, and hardship far beyond a normal person. You can also counter any physical or mental damage done to you, returning twice the damage back to the attacker. However, you do not gain any increase in physical strength.

1. Thief (Steal / Flee)

You can steal any object from anything within 3 feet (about 91 cm) of you, instantly moving it into your hand regardless of whether it is held, stored, or hidden. You can use Steal up to 10 times per day. You also have the Flee ability, allowing you to walk away from any encounter or conversation without anyone stopping you or realizing until after you are gone. You can use Flee up to 20 times per day.

1. Healer (Heal / Divine Judgment)

You can heal yourself or others from injuries, illnesses, and diseases up to 3 times per week. You can also use Divine Judgment to make someone tormented by guilt, dealing mental damage based on how evil their actions and intentions are up to once per day. The more evil they are, the stronger the effect; the kinder and more virtuous they are, the weaker it becomes.

1. Dancer (Hypnosis / Motivation)

By dancing, you can hypnotize up to 5 people per week for 2 hours, allowing you to influence their actions and behavior. Before hypnosis takes effect, you must dance for 10 seconds for every word in the command. You can also sing for 3 minutes to boost the morale, confidence, and motivation of up to 30 people per day for one day.

1. Ninja (Dual Wield / Throw / Speed / Surface Walking / Cat Control)

You become completely ambidextrous, allowing you to use both hands equally well. You gain incredible throwing accuracy, allowing you to throw objects with extreme precision. You can move and perform tasks three times faster than the average human. You can walk on walls, ceilings, and water. You can communicate with and command cats to do your bidding.

Choose one of the three options carefully.

Money

You receive £150,000 per month (or the equivalent amount in your country’s currency).

This money is not affected by taxes, inflation, VAT, or any similar deductions. It is yours to keep and use freely.

Regeneration

Humans gain the ability to naturally regenerate any missing organs, cells, or limbs.

Any disease or illness you develop is automatically cured. New tissue grows at the normal rate of wound healing, meaning complex parts like entire limbs may take months or even years to fully regenerate.

The effects also reverse aging signs: wrinkles fade, and your body remains youthful. You are effectively immortal, but the only thing that isn’t cured- are allergies, everybody gets one, you know what yours is and the only people that know are the ones which you tell, and that is the only way you can die.

This ability also applies to any existing medical conditions you have before choosing this option.

Knowledge

You receive a message, letter, or any other form of communication that reveals the exact date, time, and cause of your death.

I'd choose the second one at worst breakup Happens at best I'll find a life partner

So, would you rather do it with someone of a gender you aren't attracted to, or with a gender-swapped clone of yourself? Meaning, if you're a straight guy, you'd be sleeping with a female version of yourself who looks exactly like you.
And if you're a straight woman, you'd be with a male version of yourself.

if you choose 10,000 years, you will remain exactly 33 years old for that duration. all your ailments that you have now will be healed. you can still die from causes other than disease or natural death, so people can kill you. not too long that you’d definitely see humanity perish, not long enough for human bodies to evolve significantly before you.

if you choose to pick a time to live in, you’ll live the average lifespan of that time. however, it’s also affected by your own genetics. so if modern medicine adds 30 years to your life, those 30 wouldn’t exist in the past, or, in the future, it can be much more.

once you choose, you’re born there, your memories wiped clean, and you have a new life.