1. Kill the aliens

50% chance of success

If successful, you gain 70% of alien technology

Reason: You destroy some alien technology during the fight, so only 70% is salvageable

If failed, alien animosity: 100%

1. Make the aliens our servants

30% chance of success

If successful, you gain 90% of alien technology

Reason: 10% of alien technology is kept by alien rebels who refuse to surrender

Alien animosity: 70%

1. Befriend the aliens

70% chance of success

If successful, you gain 50% of alien technology

Reason: The aliens do not fully trust humanity, so they only share limited technology

If failed, alien animosity: 10%

1. Become their servant

100% chance of success

You gain 30% of alien technology

Reason: The aliens train humans to perform tasks for them, and some of their technology is inadvertently inherited through the process

Alien animosity: 0%

1. Fuck the aliens

10% chance of success

If successful, you gain 150% of alien technology

Reason: The aliens fully trust humanity, and you gain access to other alien civilizations they have made contact with

If failed, alien animosity: 50%

1. Chase away the aliens

90% chance of success

You gain 0% of alien technology

Reason: The aliens leave permanently and will never return, so humanity loses the chance to obtain their technology

Alien animosity: 30%

The apartment's free and all expenses are paid off

The person you sleep with is random but shows interest in you.

I genuinely think I’d lose the pinky for 1 mil. Sad but true

So to be clear. Its just verbal vocalization that is taken away for 4 months, where the other option you can still talk. But at the end of every sentence you involuntarily say "fuck you"

In column one you're an A list celebrity who for 25 years rank among one of the greatest actors in the world with one successful movie after another. You got fame money women/men ...et cetera you get it after these years you and your movies are forgotten. In column two you are a cult celebrity where your movies don't suck but only a small percentage of the world knows you or your movies however you and your movies are remembered for hundreds of years after your death... but only by a small percentage of people

I was not going to fix this mistake but the more I think about it without doing so it short of gives options one a huge advantage which isn't really fun.. originally I meant to say that you die after these 25 years so no you don't get to retire and live the life of Reilly

Random thought popped into my head. The first option means basically how covid was, you don’t need to go outside because everything is online and delivered. It’s all efficient and there’s not really any significant problems, but if you go outside there won’t be many people. OR would you rather live basically pre-covid but all the service workers are robots, not high tech or anything I’m thinking barebones they do their job, but can be frustrating with their programming and slow. TLDR more efficient world or more social world

For me, the diner. Every single diner I've been to the food is always good. Plus, it's obviously the most affordable.

Over $1000 option does not include house, car, bonds, stocks, investment properties, business investments (basically no house / car or ways to turn your free things into cash)

Edit: the “no turning it into cash thing” applies to either option. So no penny stocks or other loopholes

Like it’s broadcasted world news

Inclusive feelings of "physical"* discomfort, or pain.

As soon as you pick an option, you will become this character in the world of the film and forget you were ever you.

Option one: David (Jason Sudeikis) + you have terminal cancer (6 montjs to live) and owe $100,000 to a drug lord who will murder you if you don’t pay up.

Option two: Rose (Jennifer Aniston) + homeless and living in a sewer in Los Angeles.

Option three: Casey (Emma Roberts) + 2 year prison sentence and you cannot speak (selective mutism, can’t be cured).

Option four: Kenny (Will Poulter) + you are in unrequited love with Rose that will never go away or diminish in intensity and will never be reciprocated, you outmog everyone you meet but nobody will ever date you because you are poor and living in a hostel with two unhygienic men named “Slimy” Rick and “Big Daddy” Sam (he’s 4’8”).

If you pick option one, $1.4 billion will enter a bank account you own of your choice (can’t change this afterwards). You cannot transfer money out of it into other accounts; any attempt to do this will just result in the money leaving your first account but not entering your second account. Every single transaction, payment or anything else that might appear on your bank statement that you make will be made public information, as will any income you receive. This information will include the name of the company/person you are paying to/receiving from, the exact purpose of the payment, and anything else relevant… nothing will hidden, this will be way more in detail than your usual bank statement.

Everybody in the world will know your name and address, and there will be a free-to-access website run by an independent charity called www.\[yourname\]sfinances.com which will detail your use of the money and whatever you receive, and it will be advertised to people around the world.

Do you take this option?