In a stunning act of stupidity, a man obsessed with gold decorations, was given a few gold trinkets by the Saudi Arabians, and in return, made a deal to help them get nuclear bombs.
Standing next to him, Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth, did not tap Trump on his shoulder and whisper in his ear “You do know that the hijackers who crashed airplanes into our buildings were from Saudi Arabia? Right?” Instead they stood there like bull whipped little boys and smiled and nodded like this was a good idea, backing their idol who they are desperately afraid of, as he drives a train straight into a mountain where there is no tunnel.🧅

“We’re delivering the largest prescription drug price cuts in history," said U.S. President Dunning-Kruger. "By a difference of 400, 500 and 600 percent reduction.” 

After his brief fight with gravity, which he unfortunately lost, old Mitchy boy is doing great according to almost no news at all.

McConnell lived a long life feasting on the fruits of the hard work of truly ungrateful people. Fortunately he won't pay a dime for the Healthcare he has received for the last...

...100 plus years I think. Maybe two, hard to say. It is great legend all know to be that Mitchy is a direct decendant of the ancient turtle space dwellers. He would brave the world as many days as a congress person has to work, which is like 70 or something, while not wearing his safety shell. In the few days every year (273) he found himself at home, he would find refuge in his shell and ask for true guidance.

It is in time like this where we should all remember the Mitchster as being totally fine and not at all dead.