Original Airdate: January 11, 2010
Synopsis: A dead bridesmaid reunites Castle with an ex-girlfriend, much to Beckett’s chagrin.
Notable Guest Stars: Alysa Milano, who portrays Castle’s former love interest, Kyra Blaine, has portrayed Tony Danza’s daughter, Samantha Micelli, on the sitcom, ‘Who’s the Boss,’ and later portrayed Phoebe Halliwell on the series, ‘Charmed.’
Mimi Kuzyk, who portrays Kyra’s mother, and Castle’s worst nightmare as a potential mother-in-law, Sheila Blaine, portrayed Det. Patsy Mayo in 26 episodes of the 1980’s police drama, ‘Hill Street Blues.’
The IMdB Portion of the Review:
Trivia: The scene between Beckett and Lanie at the morgue where Beckett tells Lanie to ‘Shut up’ and Lanie replies to the corpse on her table, ‘You may not see it, but I do’ was improvised. (I had a feeling that it was. It just had that feeling.)
Goofs: There are a lot of them in this episode. Here we go:
· When Greg announces to Castle that he and Kyra are needed downstairs because they have guests arriving is a huge mistake. The guests should’ve already arrived since they were looking for the dead bridesmaid, Sophie, to get ready for the ceremony. Therefore, if Sophie hadn’t been murdered, the ceremony would’ve already have taken place. Does that make sense?
· Skin cannot scratch metal, therefore there wouldn’t have been traces of platinum in Sophie’s wounds.
· The clock at Grand Central Station is on top of the information stand, so it would’ve been impossible for Rick and Kyra to dance underneath it.
· At approximately the 33 minute mark of the episode, character Laurie Hill states that the first time she saw Sophie was at the wedding breakfast the previous morning. Since the wedding never took place, neither could the wedding breakfast. The wedding breakfast takes place the morning after the ceremony, regardless of what time the actual ceremony takes place.
What I Liked About This Episode: I’ll start at the beginning and work my way through.
· The opening scene with Castle trying to re-enact the escape scene from ‘Naked Heat’ was very cute. I remember reading the scene in the book as he did his re-enactment. And Alexis was actually acting like a normal teenage girl in this scene. But the best part was Martha’s quip, “Hurry up taping up your father. We don’t want to be late. Oh, God, I can’t believe I just said that.”
· This is the first episode where we get jealous Beckett. I don’t know why she’s so jealous in this episode. It’s not like she and Castle are even thinking about becoming a couple. Well, we know Castle is thinking about it, but anyway. We see more and more jealous Beckett, and later, some jealous Castle, as well, as we move from through Season 2 and onto Season 4.
· Castle is late arriving at the crime scene, due to literally being tied up. But when he arrives . . . oh boy. We learn that he has a history with Kyra Blaine, a friend of the murder victim, Sophie Ronson. Sophie introduced Kyra to her fiancé, Greg.
Castle: Kyra?
Kyra: Rick? Rick Castle?
Beckett: You two know each other?
Castle: That would be an understatement.
· When Beckett tells him that Lanie has something for them, he tells her that he’ll catch up. Which leads to one of the funnier scenes in the series between the two BFF’s.
Lanie: So, how’s everything going in the bridal suite? Not the day they had planned.
Kate: Yeah, or the surprise guest. Apparently, Castle has a history with the bride.
Lanie: Ancient, modern, or sexual?
Kate: Seems like all the above.
Lanie: You okay with that?
Kate: Yeah. Why wouldn’t I be?
· Kyra introduces Castle to Greg. The tension is so thick, you can cut it with a knife. But Greg excuses himself and Kyra because they have guests arriving. They exit stage left just as Beckett reappears after speaking to Lanie.
Castle: Kyra Blaine. Wow.
Beckett: I take it she was someone very special.
Castle: She’s the one that got away.
· I’m guessing that Kyra was pre-Meredith. How different things would’ve been if Castle had married Kyra instead of Meredith. Would we still have a show? Would we still get Caskett later?
· I liked the scene in the elevator between Kyra and Kate. Kyra finds it amusing that Kate refers to Rick as ‘Castle,’ because she always just called him ‘Rick.’ Kyra then makes a point of telling Kate that Rick only dedicates his books to people he cares about. Hmmm.
· Another favorite scene was when Castle and Beckett find Kyra’s mother, Sheila, who is an absolute delight.
Sheila: Richard. Figures you’d be at the heart of this mess.
Castle: Det. Beckett, this is Sheila Blaine, mother of the bride. So, I guess I didn’t end up homeless or teaching at a third-rate college in New Hampshire.
Sheila: There’s still time.
Castle: I’ve missed our special talks. Sheila didn’t approve of struggling artists. You must like Greg, though. He’s from money, right? (Well, he thought so, anyway. No thanks to Uncle Teddy).
Sheila: It was never about the money, Richard. It was about character. And you would know if you had any.
Beckett: (after Sheila walks away) Wow. Just imagine if things had worked out, you’d be spending Thanksgivings with her.
· Kyra brings up a very thought-provoking question. Is it still wedding cake if there isn’t a ceremony. And for the record, I’ve yet to eat a wedding cake that I’ve liked.
· In the elevator a short time later, we get the reverse side of a conversation that happened in Season 1, Episode 9, ‘Little Girl Lost.’
Castle: We met in college. We were together nearly three years.
Beckett: I didn’t ask.
Castle: Yes. You were not asking very loudly.
· Kyra knew that Beckett had feelings for Castle. Which was why she told her that he was all hers after Uncle Teddy was arrested.
What I Didn’t Like About This Episode: Contrary to what my ranking will reveal shortly, there wasn’t much I didn’t like about this episode. But the things I didn’t like were big deals. One of them was a very big deal and still bugs me.
· Greg. The groom was a douche where Castle was concerned, but he did bring up a valid point. Why was Castle in the interrogation room when he had a prior relationship to Kyra. Greg: Why is he here? He’s a writer, not a cop!
· Which leads me to the main thing I didn’t like about this episode. Richard Castle. His insistence that Kyra wasn’t a suspect drove me crazy. He does the exact same things in ‘The Final Nail’ in Season 3 and ‘Dial M For Mayor’ in Season 4. His friends couldn’t possibly be murder suspects. Only it turned out that one of them was a murderer. For the first half of this episode, he was a constant impediment to Beckett doing her job. I think this is why I have this episode ranked as low as it is.
WTF? (Why the Face?): Uncle Teddy. Shame on you. You tried to derail your nephew’s wedding because you had robbed him blind. You’re definitely off everybody’s Christmas card list. But you’ll now always be the subject of family lore.
Favorite Scene/Moment: I have two favorites in this episode. The first is the obvious Lanie/Kate scene in the morgue.
Kate: Great. Anything else?
Lanie: You tell me.
Kate: What?
Lanie: Don’t ‘what’ me. Castle’s lost love.
Kate: Yeah, what about it?
Lanie: Girl, I’m gonna smack you. You work side by side every day. He writes a sex scene that had me reaching for ice water. (Really, Lanie? You should try reading some fan fiction stories and then we’ll talk about reaching for ice water. The page 105 scene in ‘Heat Wave’ wasn’t that great). Now, Little Miss Bride shows up. Don’t tell me you’re not the least bit jealous.
Kate: Oh, please! You’ve been sniffing too many autopsy fluids!
Lanie: Honey, just because you don’t want to see what’s going on, doesn’t mean everyone else doesn’t see what’s going on.
Kate (Leaving the morgue): Shut up!
Lanie (Speaking to Sophie’s corpse): Mmm-hmmm. ‘Cause I see it. You may not, but I do.
My second favorite scene is between Beckett and the boys.
Esposito: There’s a lot of detail in this love scene.
Ryan: Mmm-hmmm.
Beckett: Aren’t you guys supposed to be running background checks?
Esposito: We are.
Ryan: On the bride. All day yesterday, I kept feeling like I’d heard the name Kyra Blaine before. And then it hit me. The dedication of Castle’s second book, ‘A Rose for Everafter.’
Esposito: ‘For Kyra Blaine, you make the stars shine.’
Beckett: When I’m not here, do you braid each other’s hair and debate who’s the coolest Jonas brother?
Esposito: No. But it’s mostly Nick.
Ryan: Absolutely Nick.
Esposito: Yeah. Kevin’s the talented one.
Ryan: Yeah. Nick’s the cute one. Joe? (Joe was married to Sophie Turner, who played Sansa Stark on another of my favorite shows, ‘Game of Thrones.’ Unfortunately, they are no longer together).
Favorite Quote:
Beckett: Do you know how much it annoys me knowing what you’re doing? Touching things that shouldn’t be touched? Yanking on things that shouldn’t be yanked?
In this case, Beckett was referring to her chair and not to Kyra.
Ranking: I have this ranked at #23 out of 24. I think I was inhaling autopsy fumes, because although this isn’t a favorite episode of mine, it should be much higher than 23. If I were to re-rank this episode, it wouldn’t be Top 10, but it would be middle of the pack in the 15-18 range.
Until Friday, readers. We’re about to officially start the Johanna Beckett Murder Mystery arc.