I adore Joel Schumacher and knew The Lost Boys was not that vibe, but oof.
What vibe is it?
The set is so gorgeous. They use every bit of the spacious Palace. They play to the strengths of the actors really well too.
But the music. Dear lord. What was that? Who ordered that? Why?
Just ballad after ballad of the blandest exposition dumps on the planet. I get that Shoshana Bean is a star, but the amount of songs a minor character had was absurd.
The characterizations were slim. Yes, that’s a hallmark of the movie, but so is Schumacher’s sleekness and his constant homoeroticism.
Here, we get a sanitized version of everything queer, plus an awful Superman song that felt like a riff on the Sufjan Stevens Man of Metropolis vibe. It felt like the producers wanted this to be super family friendly, and threw in some queer platitudes to avoid a backlash.
What happened to out of town tryouts? This show needed another year in development so badly. The music is not ready for prime time at all.
I know there’s all this uncertainty about the industry, but how do you spend that much money on everything, while cutting corners on the writing? It’s just insane to me how much money was spent on a musical with the blandest music on the planet.
Schumacher’s work is really messy, but it had perspective. This was just a mess.