Casted +25 Dex and didn't check its duration :(

New enchanted wand of detect magic just dropped.

also I drew this.

He was exposed by four meddling teens and their dog

I travel a lot as a wandering wizard, and as i don't really specialize in offensive spells I usually carry a sword with me as a backup weapon. However, I met a couple older wizards at an inn who told me swords are for casuals, and i should only keep to my staff. What do you think of it?

It was my first try! My master was so proud of me

I’m tired of pretending the wizard council is good for us

They build and sell illegal magic artifacts, sell them on the dark orb for loads of gold, then retakes them with incredible violence, often resulting in civilian casualties in the name of protecting us. Then they go and sell them again!

And as if that wasn’t enough, there’s the goddamn magic tax!

There’s a brutal enslavement of sentient constructs, they ban perfectly fine spells just because someone beat them in a duel with it, they spread propaganda and classism about dark magic, and they killed my ketamine ape!

I think that we should immediately collapse the council and instead elect high mages (not high on drugs, good at magic I mean) to govern each of the major areas, but ultimately if any policy is considered bad or restrictive if the general populous of that area votes against it then it should be vetoed.

Also fuck Thrakmore.

Some Gut justice

I recently moved to my new tower(an absolute steal i might add) in the swamp in the southeast mortal plane. Now i like some company, and sometimes i like walking to said company, so does anyone know a good wizard tavern around here?

Greetings my Brothers and Sisters of the Arcane,

Today should be a day for celebration: I have opened my business for the occult arts (henna tattooing surrounding my high fantasy designs and other artwork) and I will be greeting my first client in 3.5 hours. However, I befell a curse while in the womb of my mother, which manifested itself 2 years ago (horrible, incurable chronic illness). The Curse has come for me today in attempt to ruin me and rob me of success and happiness, and I do not know if I'm prepared for the battle before me.

Please tell me words of wisdom, spells, chants, songs, mana potions, etc that have helped you gather your strength for battle and overcome a great challenge. I had to put aside my staff in exchange for a cane and can barely walk, so ahead of me is a trial of pure endurance and strength for a 4 hour mehndi session that absolutely cannot be rescheduled (the product was already thawed out and cannot be refrozen again without ruining it, I can't afford to obtain more without payment for this session).

It is of upmost importance that I am victorious in this battle, but my current spells have been ineffectual. The Curse is too strong, lend your aid I bid thee.