Watching for the first time and have no one else to share my opinions on these insane people, so here I am!
Please no spoilers, somehow I know little about what’s coming moving forward in the show.
Anyways, these are my opinions on the season 3 cast so far:
Jax - I hateeee this motherfucker. He has the douchiest personality I’ve ever seen. Only positive of him being on the show is him flapping his mouth so much that he exposes the other guys cheating, though as a notorious liar he’s rarely believed. I also enjoy watching him put his foot in his mouth with the women around him. I get irritated seeing him on my screen and unfortunately I see his bloodshot eye veins popping out face the most. I don’t understand why the guys (and Scheana) are so quick to forgive him for things and like having him around.
Tom Sandoval - Also not a big fan, but he’s much more entertaining to watch. I believe he’s also a serial cheater but luckily for him, Jax being the one to expose him gives him reasonable doubt. I find him much less irritating simply because he has some funny ass moments. My favorite so far are
- “The Golden Nugget? That’s like an all time low.” “Are you kidding me I love that place.”
- “You ever feel this?” before punching Jax in the face.
- The clip of him dancing at Scheana’s wedding to some accordion music
Tom Schwartz - Irritates me too. I hate the way he seemingly infantilizes himself and Katie when they are fighting or when she’s upset. I loved seeing Stassi kick him out when he was pulling that act at her house. The ring necklace at Scheana’s wedding was awful.
James - I feel for him, being so young and clearly wants Kristen to move on and actually focus on their relationship. She acts younger than him fr. But the clips of him standing in the dark parking lot black out drunk at the wedding was SCARY lol. He looked like a corpse.
Scheana - I kinda don’t care about Scheana. I find it annoying that she has a sort of holier than thou attitude towards the girls when she accepts and enables the same behavior from the guys. She’s just not dating them so she doesn’t care they’re pieces of shit. The random music performances are awful. I did feel awful for her with everything going wrong at her wedding and I would also be frustrated. But if you’re already spending almost $100k on this wedding, maybe hire a slightly more expensive and experienced wedding planner?? I do like seeing her loyalty and care for Ariana though.
Ariana - Also gives a slight “cool girl” pick me type of personality. I understand her dislike of Kristen obviously but I hate that she acts immune to the things Tom has done in the past happening to her. She doesn’t want to be proven wrong so badly that she refuses to hear or investigate any accusations of Tom, even when that woman from Vegas literally showed up at Sur. She looks like an idiot.
Kristen - Desperate and annoying. That’s all.
Katie - Has been cheated on at least twice by a man who clearly isn’t ready to settle down and yet refuses to leave him. I think she’s starting to see that it needs to end, but it is sad to watch. I don’t understand why these women are so quick to forgive multiple “mistakes.”
Stassi - Don’t know why she’s still around. She doesn’t work at Sur and no one likes her besides that one server they show with her sometimes to get her some screen time. I loved seeing her make Jax grovel for a year just to not give him another shot. Besides that, she’s not a nice person and is quick to make assumptions and blow up at people. I guess after saying that I do know why she’s still around.