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So I just bought the switch 2 and I do not have any games.
The device is fire but empty.
I will probably buy a game next month.
Until then does anyone have any spare codes they can share???
Please?

THEY ARE CURRENTLY FORCING ME TO WATCH M*DDED SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY GAMEPLAY ON THE PL*YSTATION AND THEY ARE MAKING ME PLAY A PIRATED COPY OF CELESTE USING AN XB*X CONTROLLER. I AM UNABLE TO FILM THIS AS THEY HAVE STOLEN MY NINTENDO SWITCH 2 CAMERA AND I REFUSE TO USE ANYTHING ELSE

The one good thing to come out of that wacky program.

Every day, another exciting part of Marlborough's karting adventures gets unveiled, whether it be through online spaces or theories about downloadable content. But when I was a stupid 2nd grader previously bound to the confines of Mario Kart Wii, I remember being thrilled about the 8th main son of Super Mario Kart. I poured money to the souls of Iwaccha, Reginald, and Shingyaru Mintmobile and powered on the Wii 2, and was not disappointed in the slightest.

So how about some of those obscure facts to celebrate my early contribution to the Nin Tendo Empire way back when?

• It has been 12 man years since the release of Mario Kart 8, thereby meaning that everyone is now old.
• Some Mario Kart Wii-ness is present within the vehicular designs. Badwagon is the new Flame Flyer, Prancer is the new Daytripper, Mach 8 is the new Classic Dragster, and so on.
• The B-Dasher doesn't require you to press B to dash anymore.
• No one should resort to using Bowser Oil in today's economy...because Mushroom Piston is better.
• If someone hadn't made a slow-motion GIF of Luigi, an entire subgenre of Nintendo meme culture wouldn't have existed.
• Animal Crossing is a decent tribute to the hidden gem known as Animal Crossing.
• Intermission segments absolutely exist in this title. The final part of the critically acclaimed Mt. Wario is basically one.
• No one remembers Battle Mode in Mario Kart 8 because it simply didn't exist. It was a hoax discovered by Bundary Brick.
• Ever wondered why the Cushion tires aren't actually cushy? That's because Lemmy filled them with polyester instead of something soft for your tushy.
• Please do not judge me because I love using Peach's Parasol as a Glider.
• Let's fly a Bowser Kite, up to the highest height!
• Mute City isn't actually mute because I hear music throughout the course.
• Neo Bowser City would be a nightmare to live in for a multitude of reasons.
• We will never know why Yoshi on a Teddy Buggy was so popular.
• Rosalina's booty enters HD beginning with this title.
• The Gold Glider requires you to become a rich entrepreneur to obtain full ownership.
• I will not talk about Smart Steering because this is a Mario Kart 8 fact list and not a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe fact list.
• Toad Harbour is a unique metro area designed in a similar vein to San Francisco and New York City.
• Was Bowser really that cool for letting his son run a flooded discotheque with EDM music playing in the background and having nothing being done about it?
• Is it incorrect for me to say Excitebike Circuit is a bit overrated? I just thought the track design was an excuse to show off tricks for the characters. But in all fairness, I do like the Famicom tribute aspect.
• I know what ride model the roller coaster at Baby Park is. It's a custom Maurer X-Car Coaster likely built in the 2000s.
• Waluigi Sea Bed is actually one of the Mushroom Kingdom's best roller coasters.
• Only 2 people remember Bone Dry Dunes. That's because one of them is a larper and the other is Odyssey Central. But what's the difference?
• An enemy named Frogoon appears in this game, but it does absolutely nothing.
• Bowser's Secruity Statues have cameras inside them.
• Pennzoil has connections to this title.
• Prior to 8 Deluxe's soundtrack which imported every 8 track, there was a way in which you could listen to every sound track within this game. That's because you simply had to be in Japan or Europe if you loved Club Nit Nendo.
• Mario Kart 8 is what gaming will look like in 2014.
• One track from the series wasn't actually created by Nintendo.
• Can you hear the original Super Mario Kart theme in the title?
• Amiibo allows Smash Bros characters to get representation through the form of costumes.
• Has anyone else thought that it's a good idea to eat the Giant Unagi? I think eel tastes delicious.
• Who was the first person to reach 99,999 VR? I genuinely need to know.
• It is here where N64 Yoshi Valley became a lot more navigable.
• There is subtle foreshadowing to a Yoshi game in GBA Ribbon Road.​

So there you have it, some pretty obscure facts about a game I spent hours playing on the Wii^{U2​​​​}.

Like there are like 2000 languages in the world. Why not having me buy it in every language to support this poor indie developer?

He would never say a bad word🥺🥺🥺

I always wanted to know why shiggy is brought up so much in this sub. Is there a reason for it or is it some ongoing joke? Please help me out.

What is a question. Why is a question. When is a question. Where is a question, and how is a question?? I really need some answers. Please🥹