Basically the title. I sat at the back of the bus once when she started also using the same bus rather than relying on Ubers all the time (I told her to get a monthly buspass instead). And for some reason I get overly competitive over very mundane things only.

So that day I wonder, "could I beat her if I got off the bus early?" Dumb thought, I know. But I got off the bus a whole stop earlier than normal and began my walk. The bus drove past me and everything but I just wanted to win this one-sided battle against her.

Speed walked like I NEVER did before. I was gonna solo her in this mental race of mine without her even knowing.

She was on her phone too but i figured it was fair cuz I gave her a headstart, yknow? Better players must give themselves slight handicaps if they wanna fight with equity.

I mean, she is a lady in her mid-thirties tbf. How much more merciful could I get...?

I obviously won that day. And every morning I do the same shit now. I started getting off two stops earlier instead just to be the goat I am.

I lost only one day out of the 4 months I've been doing this. She has no clue. No clue she's getting beat DAILY. I smile and say mornings to her, and she's clueless. She thinks I'm the kind youngest worker of the daycare. She has no idea the secrets I hide.

Sorry this is cringe as hell but I still gloat over it every morning. My smartwatch praises me, I get an ego boost before an entire day of being an awkward fuck, and she gets a nice smile in the morning. Win/win ig.

i'm a fully grown adult and every now and then i'll grab one of those little yogurt flavored milk drinks from the grocery store.

i know they're marketed toward kids and they're sitting right next to all the cartoon characters, but i genuinely like them. every single time i buy one i feel like someone is judging me even though nobody probably cares.

i've reached the point where i don't even try to hide it anymore. if i'm craving one, i'm buying it.

How embarrassing for me lmao.

Clever marketing strikes again!

This week I used black cocoa powder for the first time (the kind of cocoa that is used in Oreos to make them their dark color).

I made chocolate cake.

Black cocoa cake batter is the most melena-looking substance I've ever seen. I was shook. Can I tell anyone this? hell no! especially not the people i'm serving it to. no one wants to hear that their cake looks like stool with blood in it.

BUT IT REALLY DOES.

Now it's off my chest.

Sooo Im.a 36yo f. I watched the cartoon Lili and Stitch when it first came out and was young loved it.

I feel.like at 36 im.more of a kid now internally. I watch all the shows from growing up and anything with like clothes for Rugrats. CATDog. Ed, edd, and eddie

Ah real.monsters. and so on.

So just wondered if people my age are the same? Or are yall grown ups? Lol

Today I confidently kept pushing a door at a coffee shop.

I even pushed harder because I thought it was stuck.

A guy walked up behind me, quietly pulled the door open, smiled, and said, "It happens."

I've never wanted to disappear so badly.

I always eat my food in order of least favorite to most favorite so the last bite is the best. What is your strange unwritten rule?