r/shittyadvice 13h ago

How do I get a student to listen in class? I have a paddle and dunce hat on my desk at all times.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 20h ago

How do I prevent myself from falling in-love?

2 Upvotes

There's this one woman I been seeing that initially I just wanted to fuck, but now I'm actually starting to like her alot. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I'm worried about catching feelings, because I already have other females that I'm involved with, and I don't want to let them go all just for one woman, because that would be irrational.

How do I solve this problem?


r/shittyadvice 1h ago

Protect your heart, like she protects her phone.

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r/shittyadvice 5h ago

How do I catch more bees in a jar?

4 Upvotes

I'm trying to capture 100 bees in a jar. I've gotten very good with capturing about 3 to 4 bees, but every time I open the jar to capture more bees, the previous bees fly out. Please help me, my wife is threatening to divorce me if I can't do this.


r/shittyadvice 8h ago

I'm addicted to shitposting. Will insurance cover my rehabilitation? What do I do in case of relapse?

6 Upvotes

I👏just👏cannot👏stop👏shitposting👏


r/shittyadvice 13h ago

I want to change my flair to something less political, what should I change it to?

3 Upvotes

I was thinking "No will to live" or "2nd Luigi Mangione". Any other ideas?