r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Why do some miserable fucks just wanna be assholes all the time?

6 Upvotes

Shitheads just need a little gay action in their life istg


r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

When people say drugs are bad, why don't they just go find the good drugs?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

My ex hubby died 2 months ago, met 1993, divorced 2006. I think it would be facepalm funny to ask his ghost out loud "so I guess this means we're not getting back together?" But how soon is too soon?

13 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

What was that sigur ros song I used to like

5 Upvotes

Here's a hint this was like 16 years ago


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

What do you say to retards who believe in religion?

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r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Should this subreddit make image option available with the posts?

3 Upvotes

It'll be much more funny asf to see images that could go along with the posts you make here..lmao


r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Do you ever not trust a fart?

3 Upvotes

I don't trust them today.


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Is god AI?

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r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Why do we wash bóth our hands when only one touched our ass?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 10h ago

Why does my doctor think I have autism?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

I have a prolapsed anus. Does this mean I'm too low cortisol?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Redditors who scroll this subreddit while pooping, does it enhance your browsing experience?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

Do cabbage patch kids come from farmers jizzing on cabbage seeds?

11 Upvotes

Remember..

COLESLAW IS MURDER


r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

When does the nude love in start?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

If i insulted you right now by saying your mom, exactly whose mom am i actually referring to if it can be only one redditor's mom?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Can I sue the govmn’t for giving me so much benefits that my ass got too fat to reach my PS5 controller?

18 Upvotes

I mean how the hell am I gonna stand in line for GTA6 when I am struggling for breath to reach the refrigerator! They gotsta pay!


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

In Gaia and Uranus’s relationship, is Uranus the bottom?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

I’ve been told that Jesus loves me. But does Julius Caesar love me? Does Socrates love me?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

Would you like to interview a couple on their adultery?

4 Upvotes

I asked this guy why he fucked a married woman.

He said things like she was coming on to him, he took her into a shower stall and fucked her, raw.

I had to ask "do you hate her husband?"

He said "no, I don't hate the guy, I don't even know him, but I love banging his wife!"

I asked the husband, he was sad, upset, felt betrayed. A family member offered him a prepaid card for any dating website he wanted, so he could find another woman to. fuck. He eventually caved, he found an attractive woman to have sex with on a regular basis.


r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

Is shitting in someone's face or mouth after knocking them out in a fight excessive?

3 Upvotes

They fought.. he got knocked out.. while he struggled to regain consciousness on the ground, two dudes shit on his face.


r/shittyaskreddit 20h ago

There's this anime where Albert Camus becomes a femboy and then an emu bird subculture girl dates him. Then she says I am an asexual robot in disguise, what do you think happens next?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Been a dick cum patch?

4 Upvotes

Who’s your favorite actor?


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Is a shadow banned account the best kind of reddit account?

1 Upvotes