r/shittyaskreddit • u/drag0nf1v3 • 8h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/bannedbooks123 • 7h ago
When people say drugs are bad, why don't they just go find the good drugs?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 21h ago
Do cabbage patch kids come from farmers jizzing on cabbage seeds?
Remember..
COLESLAW IS MURDER
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 2h ago
Why do some miserable fucks just wanna be assholes all the time?
Shitheads just need a little gay action in their life istg
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 20h ago
If i insulted you right now by saying your mom, exactly whose mom am i actually referring to if it can be only one redditor's mom?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/bernardbarnaby • 3h ago
What was that sigur ros song I used to like
Here's a hint this was like 16 years ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 16h ago
Redditors who scroll this subreddit while pooping, does it enhance your browsing experience?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 10h ago
Why do we wash bóth our hands when only one touched our ass?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 21h ago
I’ve been told that Jesus loves me. But does Julius Caesar love me? Does Socrates love me?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Gai-Tendoh • 18h ago
In Gaia and Uranus’s relationship, is Uranus the bottom?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 21h ago
Would you like to interview a couple on their adultery?
I asked this guy why he fucked a married woman.
He said things like she was coming on to him, he took her into a shower stall and fucked her, raw.
I had to ask "do you hate her husband?"
He said "no, I don't hate the guy, I don't even know him, but I love banging his wife!"
I asked the husband, he was sad, upset, felt betrayed. A family member offered him a prepaid card for any dating website he wanted, so he could find another woman to. fuck. He eventually caved, he found an attractive woman to have sex with on a regular basis.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/the_main_entrance • 1h ago
What do you say to retards who believe in religion?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ok_Pipe6385 • 2h ago
Should this subreddit make image option available with the posts?
It'll be much more funny asf to see images that could go along with the posts you make here..lmao
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 3h ago
Do you ever not trust a fart?
I don't trust them today.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 19h ago
Is shitting in someone's face or mouth after knocking them out in a fight excessive?
They fought.. he got knocked out.. while he struggled to regain consciousness on the ground, two dudes shit on his face.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 20h ago
There's this anime where Albert Camus becomes a femboy and then an emu bird subculture girl dates him. Then she says I am an asexual robot in disguise, what do you think happens next?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 10h ago
I have a prolapsed anus. Does this mean I'm too low cortisol?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 23h ago
Would you still try to fight people if they were made out of tough to break material like steel, stone, water, oil, etc.?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/dildoshwaggginz • 18h ago
Is a shadow banned account the best kind of reddit account?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Additional-Sell-7989 • 21h ago
Can you use vicks vapo rub on a dogs butthole as punishment
Applied by stick as to not be gay.