TL;DR: I had trouble sleeping last night after being awakened by the sounds of the people in the next hotel room having sex. I want to return the favor by going down on a cutie who isn’t shy about being loud.

Last night, I was woken up and couldn’t really sleep because I kept hearing the people in the next hotel room having sex. I’m visiting SF for work this week, and I guess it comes with the territory of staying in a hotel, but I have to admit that I couldn’t help but feel just the tiniest bit turned on by it.

Be honest with me. Is that weird?

Anyway, I couldn’t help but imagine maybe giving them a (friendly) taste of their own medicine? Which is what made me make this post.

I’m looking for someone who isn’t shy about being vocal. I’m honestly very amused by the idea of them hearing us when I’m going down on you or when we’re having sex. I’m generally very vocal myself and I love the verbal / auditory affirmation.

A bit about me: I’ve learnt that I LOVE giving. I feel very very turned on by the idea of giving pleasure. There’s just something so satisfying about seeing my partner having fun and knowing that I helped with that.

What I look like physically: I’m 6’ 165lbs. I’d say that I’m in the best shape of my life while training for a few ultra marathons (50mi being the longest) over the summer alongside being regular at the gym. Happy to share both SFW and NSFW pics to establish mutual attraction.

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hiii, i’m feminine and non-binary (male@birth if that matters to you) i’ve been having a tough time finding a guy to play with. i’ve been in craving a guy to strip naked and enjoy his dick, balls and body for as long as i feel like. i love having a guy lay back, letting me fondle, caress and play with him. i really want to try edging a guy, i get overly excited when a guy’s about to cum and i let him cum but i wanna practice my edging game ;3 you just have to promise that if i fail at first, you’ll let me try again right after hehe

i love cut & uncut, tall and masculine men, BWC is a +++++ YOU HOST!! Also, i’m

interested in finding a guy who i can see more than once, i need consistent dick please. If you’re only visiting or can’t commit to something more long term, be clear about that with me and i’m expecting an extra long session from you ;)

i’m 5’8, hispanic, avg body, long hair, long nails, adorable tbh. pls dont ask if i pass as a woman, because i am NOT a woman.

It happens slowly, doesn’t it? You wake up one day and realize you are successfully managing a career, running a household and taking care of everyone around you -- but somewhere along the way, you forgot what it feels like to be truly desired. To be looked at not as a boss, a mother or a wife, but simply as a woman.

​I am looking for a genuine connection with one woman who misses that feeling.

​I’m 32, married, 6’0” and athletic (there is a picture on my profile). But more importantly, I’m someone who wants to be your safe harbor. I want to be the secret that makes you smile during a stressful afternoon or a quiet evening at home.

​Whether you are a career-driven woman who suffers from decision fatigue and just wants to let go or a woman who needs an escape from a thankless daily routine, I want to give you permission to completely switch off. You carry the weight of the world all day. Let me use my hands -- and my time, and my undivided attention -- to melt that tension away. I want to offer you a long massage, genuine conversation where you are actually heard and the kind of slow, intentional intimacy that makes you feel alive again.

​What I offer:

-> ​Consistency & Depth: No endless small talk, no collecting matches and no fading out after two days. I want a steady, reliable flame.

-> ​A safe Space: I am calm, deeply respectful and highly protective of our privacy. You can trust me with your secrets, your vulnerabilities, and your desires (kink-friendly, but built entirely on comfort and consent).

-> ​Zero Expectations: No games. Just mutual attraction and a place where you don't have to "perform" or manage anything.

​If this resonates with you, send me a message. Tell me your age, your general location and the one feeling you’ve been missing the most lately. Let’s find it together.

(A note on age: Mature women are warmly welcomed. There is something incredibly beautiful and intoxicating about a woman who has lived, knows herself and knows what she wants. Don't hesitate to reach out).

Hi there! I'm an ENM, married man with kids. My wife is fully aware and supportive of this post. I'm a 45 y/o, 5'8", slim/fit physique, mixed Asian/white, progressive, over-educated scientist dad with modest ear piercings. I love to read real books. I enjoy board games, travel, interesting conversations, dinosaurs, bugs, sports, history. In the bedroom I can take the lead.

I'm looking for an intelligent woman for fun, interesting dates. Hopefully you're also pretty busy or otherwise ok with 1-4 dates per month. Would love to do phone calls between dates too.

I'm very cautious when it comes to safety. I've always tested negative, including HSV. I have been vaccinated for HPV. Typically use condoms even for oral, initially.

Say hello and tell me about the best book you've read in the past year!

Hey! 32M from SF (very close to Daly City) looking for a girl to eat out. I’m 5’8, hwp, ddf, and white. This can be either a one time thing or recurring, depending on the vibes. Not looking for any reciprocation, just looking for pussy to devour while you lose your voice.

Lots of foreplay will be included. Please be ddf and shaved. I’m free the next few hours or late tonight and can host!

Hey there Bay Area

Looking for a lady who has similar interests such as but hiking, sightseeing, watching new movies in theaters, traveling, food, sports, music, down for some SFW and NSFW fun.

I’m 38, in a LTR, 6’2, 175 athletic, brown hair, beard, blue eyes, bwc, discreet, good communication, drug and disease free (420 friendly)

Do you have a bf or husband that doesn’t give you the attention you desire?

I am not looking to change your situation or mine, would be great to add some positive and possibility physical energy we’re both lacking in and out of the house.

You: Born Female, 21+, discreet, drug and disease free, has similar interests I mentioned in my post, in the EB (or can be mobile to), can hold a conversation.

I’ll get right to the point. I’m stuck in a hotel during the day today - in Santa Clara. Recently single, 5 11, handsome, fit. Mixed Asian. Would love somebody to keep me company if you’re in the area. Happy to meet for coffee first to see if we vibe but I can definitely host :) must be today. Please also be DDF, respectful. Happy to swap photos. Pls message me ASL and how far you are from SC! Even if you have work drop by during ur lunch break haha!

Married, so this is probably not for everyone, but I’m looking for someone for a one time/ short term hook up.

I’m 5’8, south Asian, fit (workout regularly), 420 friendly, kink curious and love to please. Looking for someone who’s been craving some physical attention and likes to please as well.

Disease free, sane and willing to host if the timing works out.

You: all I ask is you be somewhat HWP & disease free.

My interests/ kinks include giving massages/ RAOMD, RAOBJ/ age gaps/ hotwives, vixens

If this interests you, DM me with a little about yourself and the name of one of your favorite nsfw subs on reddit. (I love me some [r/gonewild30plus](r/gonewild30plus) ;))

Let’s exchange sfw photos, meet for coffee and discuss sexual health and what you’re looking for before heading inside for some fun.

Sooo eating pussy is one of my fav things ever, and I like to think I’m really good at it! I’ve given so many orgasms to girls (including giving some their first squirting orgasms) by eating them out. I’m a huge people pleaser and can go down for literally hours without stopping!

People have loved how good I eat them out that some have caught feelings for me! I also make sure to make each person orgasm 4-5 times on average and have never had a time when I've failed to make them cum! In the past few months, I’ve eaten out dozens of girls and given a countless number of orgasms but I’m always looking to give more!

I’m simply looking for someone who enjoys having their pussy ate or maybe just wants to experience cumming from oral for the first time; I promise I won’t quit til I make you cum! Age isn't an issue (18+ ofc) as I've been with girls ranging from 20-46!

I’m DDF, hwp, and can host in downtown! Feel free to send a message if you feel like this could be a fun time and I’d be happy to exchange pictures and all that :)

A little about me, I stand about 58, and I weigh around 200 lbs. I have a very nice muscular.Build, and i'm very height, weight proportionate

I'm funny, laid back. Don't really have strong opinions on much. I just work and go home.

Hoping to find another attached, mature female out there, who's in the same type of situationship, that I am in and who is missing that sense of touch and feeling, I'm trying to find someone that I could send funny messages to during the day to make you laugh. And if we click well, we could do something else from there

This isn’t limited to the East Bay, but that’s where I’m currently based.

I’m a down-to-earth, active guy who enjoys staying fit, spending time outdoors, and exploring new places. I love traveling, trying new foods and experiences, and making the most of life.

Over the past few years, I’ve found myself increasingly drawn to older women. I really admire the confidence, maturity, life experience, and perspective that often come with age. I’ve come to appreciate meaningful conversations, emotional connection, and being with someone who genuinely knows who they are.

If you’re an older woman looking for companionship, great conversation, romance, someone to share new adventures with, or even just a relaxing massage, I’d love the chance to get to know you.

To break the ice: What would your idea of a perfect day together look like?

Hey! Looking for a local FWB for a casual, ongoing fun in SF!

I am into the shy, nerdy type with a petite figure. Someone I can nerd out over with as we cuddle. I play video games, watch some anime, and a movie geek. Super excited for Odyssey in IMAX! Trying to read more lately as well, so happy to take any recommendations if you have any. Also got into playing OPTcg if you want to play! Being a foodie or a boba/matcha girl is also always a good sign.

A bit more about me - I am Korean American. 5'9 in height, fit around 170 lbs with an uncircumcised 7" dick. STD/STI tested in 6/2026 with results as proof. Nsfw pics on my profile as well. Happy to share more pics and chat before meeting up in person.

If you're looking for a FWB who is friendly, respectful, has great hygiene, and can deliver you an out of world experience, send me a chat! Let's test our bedroom chemistry :)

31m dl asian bro looking for chill JO bros in the city. Send me a DM if you’re in the same boat. We can chill, watch porn, jerk together, open to ideas!

5’9 165 if that matters.

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I'll probably be heading to the gym within the next hour.

We could do a light workout like abs and body exercises and can chill in the parking lot afterwards.

We could do some chatting and foreplay. Or inside the gym we could hold hands and find excuses to touch each other.

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Hey there, I'm white, 35, 6'4" handsome and craving licking a pretty pink pussy. I'm told I am exceptionally gifted at licking pussy. I'm in sales, so naturally I am very good at reading people. My go to method is direct and consistent licking of your clit, but I I'm aware women like different styles, so happy to discover what makes you shudder in delight on the fly.

Ideally this will lead to more than just me licking until you cum, I love 69 and I'm hung, so would love to stretch you out with my cock if you are comfortable with it.

I'm not only STI and STD free, but I am very hygienic (take 2 showers a day) and I am very mindful of how I smell. I expect this to be reciprocated.

I live in SF and Im mobile, but can host for the right situation.

I am a tall slim guy with a really big, thick cock. I'm well groomed, clean, and I'm just looking for a no strings attached hook-up or maybe an ongoing fling. I am looking for a size queen who likes really big dick, honestly, a really tall and thick girl is the best case match for me. I love wide hips and big tits. I'm looking forward to meeting you + verify over chat first (please send a emoticon of a yellow heart so I know you read this thanks)

I'd love to play soon. I have a few pics on my profile; if you'd like to see more just reach out. I'm hoping someone out there is interested in working a nice, uncut BWC. I'm DDF.

About me:

I'm white, 6'1, 170lbs. My large uncut cock is pretty straight, and reasonably thick. You can be the judge of just how nice it is.

I'm primarily interested in women or couples 18-45, DDF, but shoot your shot. I'm looking for a hottie that wants to be used, someone depraved with too much time on their hands, a giver who is feeling generous with their mouth and body. Let's figure out how to have a good time together,

No strings, stress relief.

I'm looking for casual fun, but open minded.

The daze and warmth of a half-forgotten dream - nearly bucolic, pastoral - insatiable meets ravenous.

A cute face wants to be your occasional daytime plaything - bucket list is to be nestled between you as you sit very seriously in yet another all-hands call. Tousle my hair, pat me away when your concentration wavers - have me nearly purring with needing you more. I want to focus entirely on your pleasure in all the ways that you want it (and um, yes, even if that means you crave a tongue that...wanders).

Respectful, witty - and above all, want to make you feel amazing (both in the - damn I feel good, and the I'm gonna cum sorts of way). If you lean dominant (though not strictly necessary), have the flexibility to host, are funny, love a slow build - I'd love to have you mold me exactly as you see fit.

Banter, early (SFW) pics, and a very real playdate when you feel compelled. Be local, cheers!

Just finished my junior year of mechanical engineering down in SoCal and I’m back in the Bay Area for summer looking forward to taking somewhat of a break…

Ideally looking for a something like a summer fling/fwb but I am also looking for a tennis partner so if you are interested in one or even both of those things do let me know!

I’m 6’ tall, decent shape, mixed, with black curly hair and brown eyes. Would consider myself conventionally attractive. I have a plethora of hobbies and interests but the major ones are cars and cooking (: I do play a lot of different sports from time to time but at the moment tennis has been headlining since I’m recovering from acute injury from earlier this year.

I am staying with family here, so I’m unable to host if we get there but I’m more than happy to travel around the bay for the right person.

If any of that interests you, feel free to reach out. I promise I don’t bite unless you ask me to…

Have a great week! :)