r/seinfeld 9h ago

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS PAELLA?!?!?!

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286 Upvotes

Freeze it.


r/seinfeld 2h ago

My wife and I are big Seinfeld fans and we love the name!

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273 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 3h ago

Biggest unnecessary d*ck: Muffin Top Guy

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184 Upvotes

Can you come up with another candidate? Maybe Gladys Mayo.


r/seinfeld 14h ago

You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed to act in a civilized way!

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1.1k Upvotes

r/seinfeld 5h ago

I Loooaaathe her!

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167 Upvotes

Seriously though, what a bitch


r/seinfeld 7h ago

What's your favorite shot of Kramer?

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146 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 13h ago

Season 1 Kramer seems much more psychotic

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453 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 2h ago

I mean, how could I be with someone like you?

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53 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 7h ago

"The Internet was angry that day, my friends..."

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120 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 9h ago

Low flow? I don't like the sound of that

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187 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 7h ago

Mods are like "Sorry you can't post that, no no no"

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82 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 9h ago

I'll tell you a little secret about Rule #4: it's meaningless.

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115 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 10h ago

Left a Review for the Doctor that performed my colonoscopy.

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155 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 15h ago

Prove you're a Kramer fan in 5 words or less

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315 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 1h ago

Does Estelle really not laugh, giggle, chuckle, tee-hee, or go Ha! during the show?

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r/seinfeld 15h ago

When They Ban AI Bots, but the Content Still Sucks

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246 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 1h ago

I rang the plumber and he said...

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r/seinfeld 3h ago

Screening calls while eating cereal was the most Seinfeld thing I ever did

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19 Upvotes

Cat walked across my phone, dialed my own voicemail. Heard myself say “leave a message” and cringed hard. Why did answering machines explain beeping? “Wait for the tone.” As if I’d start monologuing into the void like a maniac. George had his Broadway number. Jerry’s was dry. The worst was screening—eating cereal, listening to someone ramble, can’t pick up. Just poured coffee into my cereal. Seinfeldian slip. What’s the deal with screening calls? We were all George.


r/seinfeld 46m ago

Reaction from the bots when R/Seinfeld banned AI slop.

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r/seinfeld 15h ago

🗣️Just shoot the damn Odyssey so I could get it out on the street!!!!!!

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153 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 14h ago

When anyone at work asks if I want to “hop on a quick call”

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102 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 5h ago

Elaine’s Suze?

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18 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 7h ago

Larry David was once called a “social assassin”. I think of Kramer as a social wrecking ball.

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26 Upvotes

r/seinfeld 46m ago

This box of peaches I bought from a roadside stand has 9/11 conspiracy theories printed on the bottom

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They're Mackinaws!!


r/seinfeld 1d ago

Was That Wrong?

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841 Upvotes

‘Seinfeld’ Star Accused of Inappropriate Behavior With Minor.