I overheard my gf on the phone with a telemarketer.

"Dylan, I know you're just doing your job, and you're doing it well by the way, but I'm not your girl, so how about you stop wasting your own time and my time?"

"Okay... Dylan... I'm sorry to cut you off again. Your voice is just as valid as mine. I'm not trying to, like, silence you or anything, but Dylan honey, you're not listening to me. I literally need nothing from you other than goodbye ma'am."

"Dylan. No. You're still selling. Okay. You sound young, so tell me, do you want me to mom you or do you want me to serve bitch? You'll hate both. What will it be, Dylan?

"Thank you, Dylan. You have a nice day too."